"I GOT REINCARNATED AS A CAT!"
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!"
"Hey Berry! How are you doing?" A man asked
Looks like they can't understand me since I'm a cat.. This'll be hard..
"Meow!"
[Berry opened his Status]
Name: Berry Silvand
Species: Cat
Tier: F-
Titles: Cutie
HP - 74
STR - 10
SPD (MOVEMENT) - 25
SPD (ATK) - 15
DUR - 10
MP - 0
Skills:
Creation - MAX
Destruction - MAX
Double Exp - MAX
Space Manipulation - MAX
Time Manipulation - MAX
Copy - MAX
Overdrive - 999
Crafting - 999
Scratch - 20
Joy - MAX (Awakened)
"Meow meow.."
"Honey? Vamon? Are you with Berry again?" A woman said
"I'm sorry Vanessa. I just love our baby so much" Vamon said
"Meow"
[Berry peeked at Vamon's Status]
Name: Vamon Montclair Silvand
Species: Human
Tier: F+
Titles: None
HP - 250
STR - 52
SPD (MOVEMENT) - 100
SPD (ATK) - 50
DUR - 40
MP - 5
Skills: None
"Meow meow..
"Meow! Meow meow."
[Berry peeked at Vanessa's Status]
Name: Vanessa Colon Silvand
Species: Human
Tier: F
Titles: None
HP - 100
STR - 10
SPD (MOVEMENT) - 20
SPD (ATK) - 12
DUR - 6
MP - 100
Skills: None
"Vamon! Can you take Berry on a walk while shopping for dinner?"
"Alright Honey! I get to take Berry on a walk.. Isn't that great?"
He hugs me tightly.
"Bye Honey!" Vamon said
"Yes yes. Bye bye." Vanessa said
"Meow meow!"
"So what do we need? Hmm.. Chicken, Cabbages, Carrots, Potatoes. Pretty easy!" Vamon said
We were walking to the market when we came across an adventurer.
"Hey sir. Do you possibly know where Caron Town is? My girlfriend lives there you see. I have been there but I still get lost whenever I go." The adventurer said
"Ah yes. You just walk straight that path then take a left." Vamon said
"Thank you so much, good sir." The adventurer said
"Must be nice being an adventurer huh.."
I've watched a couple anime that's why I know this.
"Meow meow meow"
He kisses me
"Chu! I love you Berry. You and Vanessa will always be in my heart even when I die"
"Meow.."
After a 10 minute walk we reached the market.
"Let's get the chicken first yeah?"
"Meow!"
"Vamon! We have chicken here! Fresh from our farm!" A butcher said
"Thank you Sol! I need a whole chicken. How much is that?"
"About 5 gold coins."
"3 gold coins!"
"4 gold coins!"
"3 gold and 50 silver coins!! Final offer!!"
"Accepted."
"Phew.."
"I'll pack it up for you"
"Thank you.."
"Come again next time!"
"Isn't that nice Berry? We got it cheap!"
"Meow!"
"Ooh I smell something nice.."
"Meow! Meow meow meow!"
"OH IT'S BARBEQUE!!"
"MEOW!! MEOW!!"
"I'll buy some for us."
"Welcome sir! I got the freshest, tastiest and definitely the cheapest barbeque you can ever get here! You can get two for only 1 silver!" Barbeque guy said
"I'll buy 10 then!"
"That'll be 5 silver!"
"Thank you! I'll definitely come back"
"Thank you for your purchase! Have a great day!"
"Here Berry. This is your reward for coming with me today"
He gives me a barbeque stick
"MEOW! Meow meow meow meow meow"
"It's good that you like it hehe" Vamon says as he pats my head
"Meow.."
"Let's get the Potatoes"
"Meow!"
"How much for a potato?"
"1 bronze coin for 1" A farmer lady said
"Pretty cheap alright. Let me get 5 of those"
"That'll be 5 bronze coins"
"Thank you for selling it cheap even though it takes hard work"
"No problem! Thank you for your purchase!"
"Man.. It felt like I was scamming that lady.."
"Anyways let's get those cabbages and carrots already so we can go home.."
"Oh look Berry.. There's a stall that sells cabbages and carrots!"
"How much for a cabbage and a carrot?"
"For the cabbage it's 2 bronze coins and as for the carrot it's 1 bronze coin" A man answered
"Ummm.. Let me get 2 cabbages and 2 carrots"
"That'll be 6 bronze coins please."
"Thank you so much.."
"No problem kiddo have a nice day"
"LET'S GO HOME!"
"MEOWW!!"
After a 20 minute walk we finally got home.
"Let's surprise your mom hehe"
We sneakily entered the house. Then we got close to the door but we heard..
"Ooh.. You're too rough.. Let's take a break.." Vanessa said
"We are not taking a break until I'm satisfied.." A man said
"We've been going for 2 hours."
"Not enough!"
"OOHH! Not even Vamon can reach this deep! OOH!!"
"Looks like that weak husband of yours is pretty lame huh. He got no game"
Vamon and I was shocked. We never thought that Vanessa.. My mom and Vamon's wife could do something like this..
We opened the door.
"VANESSA! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!"
"Vamon? You're home? I'm sorry.. I-"
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH"
"Or what?" The guy said
"Wait.. Your that.. that adventurer we saw.."
"You're the dude that helped me get here. Hahaha you helped me fvck your wife! Hahahahaha!!"
"SHUT UP"
"Meow"
[Berry peeked at Michel's Status]
Name: Michel Le Chroma Haria
Species: Human
Tier: D
Title: Fancy Fighter
Clan: Force Clan
HP - 500
STR - 300
SPD (MOVEMENT) - 150
SPD (ATK) - 100
DUR - 500
MP - 50
Skills:
Sound Wave - 51
Roar - 26
Pound - 10
"MEOW MEOW"
"AHHHH"
Vamon went for a punch but Michel dodges it
"Too slow"
Michel went for a punch. It hits. Then he punched again, again, again, and again until Vamon is passed out on the floor.
"MEOW MEOW"
"MEOWWWWWWWWWW"
[You have unlocked Speaker]
[Speaker - Learns any language you hear]
"Finally.."
"Did the cat just speak?" Michel said
"So what if I did?"
"Heh pretty cool trick"
"I'll kill you!! SCRATCH"
[Berry used Scratch]
I used Scratch he dodged it of course.
"ROAR"
[Michel used Roar]
I hear a loud roar then I couldn't move for 2 seconds.
He started kicking, punching, throwing me around.
"YOU CAN'T HURT MY PET LIKE THAT!"
Vamon is such a brave man..
"Description.. of.. JOY..!"
[Joy - A skill that makes a person happy. It can only be used once a month]
"How useless.." I said
"OH AMATERASU! CAN I DO ANYTHING TO MAKE MY MASTER STRONGER!"
!Attention!
!Attention!
!Attention!
[Do you want to learn the skill (Maximaze)?]
"LEARN"
[Are you sure? Learning this would mean sacrificing Space Manipulation, Time Manipulation, Double Exp, Creation, and Destruction?]
"WHAT?! DAMN AMATERASU YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!! YES I'M SURE!!"
[Berry learned Maximize]
[Since you sacrificed Space Manipulation, Time Manipulation, Double Exp, Creation, and Destruction it will automatically level [Open Status] up]
"Description of Maximize"
[Maximize - Maxing out yours or a person of your choice's stats (All) for 2 minutes]
"NOW THIS IS USEFUL AND MY OPEN STATUS GOT LEVELED UP! BUT FOR NOW LET'S MAXIMIZE VAMON"
"Maximize Vamon!"
[Vamon's HP has been Maxed Out]
[Vamon's STR has been Maxed Out]
[Vamon's MOVEMENT SPD has been Maxed Out]
[Vamon's ATK SPD has been Maxed Out]
[Vamon's DUR has been Maxed Out]
[Vamon's MP has been Maxed Out]
[Vamon learned ATK boost]
[Vamon learned SPD boost]
[Vamon learned Fireball]
[Vamon learned Intimidation]
[Vamon got the title "The Broken"]
This is the time.. The Ultimate Fighter was born..
"INTIMIDATION"
[Vamon used Intimidation on Michel]
"Oh you wanna fight? Let's do this"
Michel punched Vamon in the chest, in the face, the stomach, the liver still no damage
"Your tough huh.. SOUND WAVE! ROAR! POUND!"
[Michel used Sound Wave]
[Michel used Roar]
[Michel used Pound]
Michel was shocked. He angered the wrong person.
Vamon punched, kicked Michel to DEATH
Before Michel dies though. He attacked one last time. But not to Vamon. Instead he attacked.. Berry..
"GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE VANESSA! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
"I'm sorry Vamon.. I really am.."
"SHUT UP AND SCRAM!"
Vanessa was never seen again after this incident. Her family even sided with Vamon.
"Berry.. Noo.."
"It's alright master.. You can be happy without me.. Joy.."
[Berry used Joy]
By using [Joy] Vamon was happy again.
[Vamon got the title Delight]
And this.. is where I died..
"You really made me sacrifice my skills?"
"I mean.. You said ok to it.."
"I guess.. So let me pick now."
Maximize - SSS
Joy - SSR
Scratch - F
Speaker - S+
"I pick.. Maximize"
"Safest choice huh" Amaterasu said
"Just reincarnate me already."
"Fine fine"
"I'll reincarnate you as a [W*** ****]"
"Oh your telling me? That's great."
"You as that creature though.."
"Yeah. The creature is pretty op too."
"Yeah. Anyways.. I'll start reincarnating you. Bye lad."
"Bye miss Useless Goddess"
"A [W*** ****] this time huh?"
See you next Sunday!
Author - Nyanku