For those who haven't read DandaDan or olny watch the anime, she will definitely be an antagonist in the second season of the anime along with Vamola getting introduced since I think the Evil Eye, Kaiju, Slit Mouth Woman and the Space Globalist Invasion Arcs will only show up in season two at best.
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"STOP CALLING ME UGLY YOU DAMN BRAT! AND GIVE ME BACK MY MIRROR!" She screamed and shouted at me while our fists kept smashing into each other, causing shockwaves from the strikes.
'Damn, it's like I'm fighting LinLin using Armament Haki, her strength and Defense is immense! If I hadn't reinforced my arms while using Anti-Spiral powers I might not be able to hurt her or even stand on even footing!' I couldn't help but exclaim as I fought this woman.
I wouldn't learn until I actually read the story that Okura and Momo were a part of, known as DandaDan, that this woman, Reiko Kashima, is the strongest living Yokai to date, standing on par with the legendary Nurarihyon and even the evil Shuten-Douji(Folktale version not Fate Version, though their not much different)
'Even her stats are immense!' I couldn't help but say as I recovered from a mean right hook to my jaw with a fierce head but to her face, making her slid back and grab her nose.
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Name: Reiko Kashima
Titles: Slit Mouthed Woman, Japans Strongest Living Yokai, The Beautiful Queen(True/False)
STR: 500 < (Mine) 300
PER: 100 > (Mine) 350
END: 1,500 > (Mine) 2,000
CHA: 200(-250) > (Mine) 275
INT: 50 > (Mine) 250
AGI: 500 < (Mine) 400
LCK: ???
Abilities: Mirror World, Mirror travel, possession, inner heart view, inner soul view, perfect voice mimicry, immense strength, immense speed, immense Durability, rare beauty(Negated)
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I was a bit confused at the stats I was seeing as her charm stat was similar to my own but she had a negative next to it, making me believe that I was right, her heavy use of makeup was making her more ugly in return.
"Heh, alright I'll take back calling you ugly, only after I wipe off that disgusting ass make up you think makes you pretty." I say as we grapple both of our hands together while she bared her fangs at me.
"Don't fuck with me brat! A woman's beauty is equal to the amount of make up she puts on! IF I TAKE IT ALL OFF MY BEAUTY WILL BE COMPLETELY GONE!!!" She said before her arms flexed as she began to use her strength to make me slid further and further back.
"Are you purposely ignored your looks when you look yourself in the mirror or something! It's basic knowledge to any woman that you put to much makeup on if it's causing cracks across your entire face like it is now!" I said before sending a knee into her gut with enough force to make her lose her grip and cough in pain before I gave her a double hammer strike to the back of her head making her topple toward face first into the ground.
I then reached out my hand and used my anti-spiral energy to pull her mirror into my hand before I flipped her over while she was still reeling from the damage I just dealt her.
Then before she could do anything I sat on her stomach before grabbing her wrists and pinned them above her head, "Wha?! What the hell you think your doing you bastard! Unhand me and give me back my mirror!" She shouted out while being pissed that I was now holding her mirror once again.
"Oh I'll give it back, just as soon as I give you a nice makeover, look at yourself, cracked skin, chapped lips, overly thick foundations, and not to mention these overly stretched out lips of yours! You must be delusional if you think the woman you see in the mirror right now is pretty!" I said as I enraged her with every word that passed my lips.
"But tell you what? How about I make a truce with you as this fight could go on for days at this rate and I don't have the time to do that, so to make up for making you mad and taking your mirror I will make your pretty by the standards of modern day Japan instead of the standards from a hundred years ago." I said which made her rage simmer down as she looked at me, eyes squinting while frowning.
"Make me even more beautiful than I am? While I appreciate the sentiment I'm already the most beautiful woman in the world, you just can't seem to see that!" She said as I could feel she wanted to rip out my eyes since I was clearly not seeing her beauty properly.
I then put her mirror to the side, "Then let me ask you a question, whenever you meet a human and you ask the question of 'Am I Pretty?' Has any one of them ever said your pretty? And if any of them did, were any of them telling the truth or were they saying that so you wouldn't kill them?" I asked to which she grimaced as within her long life as a Yokai every human who has seen her has screamed and run away and any that said she was pretty she killed because they were lying to her.
"Now look into my eyes and see if I'm lying when I say Your Beautiful without all the Makeup on." I say pulling back my devil form from my face to let her see my real eyes as I said that.
And to her shock, she couldn't see me lying at all, "How the hell would you find such a bland and homely face as mine without my makeup on to be beautiful, your standards on beauty must be messed up." She said with a scoff at what I said, but hearing that made my eye twitch before a wet sponge appeared in my hand.
"Looks like I will just have to forcibly make you look good!" I say before buying a universal beautification makeup set and putting it off to the side then using several different spells I bound her hands in a way she couldn't move what so ever.
"NO! STOP IT YOU BASTARD! I SWEAR ILL KILL YOU FOR TH-" She tried to say but couldn't keep talking as I began to use the sponge to wash off all the make up from her face as it was actually made by Miu that she handed off to me when she finished the project as she didn't want to develop more of it.
The sSuper Spotless Clean 9000, a sponge that could clean up anything and everything when it comes to any messes, so it was perfect for removing all the make up off her face.
"Wow, I was right you know? You look rather pretty without all the make up on you." As after removing all the make up on her face along with her extended eyelashes she looked like a normal woman.
But then I noticed she was crying, "Uuuuu…. Your a heartless bastard you know that? Taking advantage of a beautiful woman like me and forcibly making me look like such a homely girl that would look better in a small farming village than in the city like this." She said looking genuinely sad, and I could feel that she was really sad and not just faking it with what I did.
I felt bad, but I was determined to do what I set out to do, "Don't worry, this homely girl that you call yourself with get a complete make over, and since I feel bad for making you cry I will make this makeover into a full spa make over instead!" I say before snapping my fingers and using a up my points to buy a one day use ultimate beauty spa package.
Soon enough behind me the nearby destroyed area was cleaned up before a freshly made spa facility appeared behind me as I stood up off of her, shocking her when she saw the spa appeared behind me.
*Clap Clap!* "Ladies! Please show this lovely woman the best service of her life!" I say before a large group of identical homunculi women appeared before us as they bowed.
"Your wish is our command!" They said together before suddenly lifting her up altogether while the bindings around her arms vanished.
"Wha? What the hell is this?! Let me go! Ugh! Why can't I break free from these women!" She tried to struggle and break free but nothing she did worked before her height began to shift and she became the size of a normal human instead of her 15ft self.
"Just enjoy the spa day! I promise when your done you will look more beautiful than you ever had, and don't worry, you'll get your mirror back when it's all done to see your good looks!" I said to her as she was dragged into the spa while one of the homunculi took the mirror from me and ran inside before the door shut and the spa disappeared.
"Luckily it comes with the function of an entire spa day in less than a minute for one of the options." I say looking at my watch as I waited.
And a minute later the Spa reappeared in the same spot before she began to walk out of there, "Thank you for your patronage!" The homunculi said before the spa completely disappeared as it was completely used up.
Now standing before me was Reiko Kashima as she kept on looking at herself in the mirror, her hair was silky smooth, skin was baby soft with a light amount of make up on it, her eyelashes weren't overly long but longer than normal along with wearing light pink lipstick, her nails were perfectly manicured and painted pink to match her lipstick all while she couldn't help but keep looking herself in her mirror.
She pulled away from her mirror and looked at me with an intense look, "Am I Pretty?"
But I just looked at her with a raised eyebrow, "What? Do you think I would go out of my way to give you a full on spa day just to make you ugly? What do you think my answer is?" I said to her as she turned away from me and looked at me through her mirror while I couldn't get a good look at her face, but I could she her smiling at herself, and not with her big lips but a normal set of lips at that.
"Cheeky brat, but good you satisfied my ego and didn't lie to me at all, here take this, think of it as a one time use to call upon my aid when you need it." She said as she tossed something over her shoulder to which I catched.
It was a pendant with a small reflective mirror in it, "Until next time kid…" she said before she walked away and seemingly faded out of existence.
I look at it before putting it around my neck after seeing there was nothing wrong with it, "Then I'll take you up on that offer then, see you later Reiko." I said before I teleported away while she sat on one of the many buildings in the distance.
"Heh…. That kid reminds me a lot of him….." she said as she reminisced on what she could still remember about her past.
"Taichi Yamada, how I miss you…."
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Oh? Well if that isn't interesting? I wonder if she fell in love with one of Hifumi's family members in the distant past.
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