A Hour Earlier.
"Alright you hoes! Listen up! In light of recent events and things that have been done by the both of you I have to say this." Garterbelt said as he stood up at the podium while looking at Panty, Stocking and Me as we all looked bored as hell.
"What? You lose your tampons or something? Cause newsflash old man I ain't giving you any of mine." Panty said as she was painting her nails.
"Who the fuck needs any tampons from a hoe like you huh?!?!" That clearly pissed off Gaterbelt with her saying shit like that.
"Then why are we here anyway? I know there's no ghost to deal with right now, so can we hurry this up cause I want to go eat some sweets." Stocking said as she leaned up against me.
"Alright fine! Wanna know why I called you hoes, and Jacket, here? Well congratulations you have finally got enough heaven coins to be let back into heaven, even got the all clear from your mama herself." Garter said to the shock and surprise of both Panty and Stocking.
"Wait! You for real?! That means we can finally go back! This calls for a celebration, right Stocking!" Panty said all excited like, but Garterbelt cut in real quick to rain on this parade.
"Yes you girls passed…. Is what I'd like to say but it seems Panty hasn't learned her fuckin lesson and only Stocking can go back to heaven, oh and Jacket too since you've earned your wings back for what you've done." He said as the happy mood instantly turned sour for Panty.
"Huh?! The fuck you mean I haven't learned my lesson?! I've been going around hunting ghosts all this time you know?!" Panty said as she ran up and grabbed Garter by the collar as she stood on top of the podium.
But he was having none of that, "Yeah?! And you didn't learn your most important lesson that your mother wanted you to learn! And that's you not being such a skank who spreads her legs to any good looking guy she finds! Now until you get that through your thick skull and go 6 months without sex! You ain't getting your ass back into heaven, and I will be keeping a close eye on your hoe ass so you don't slink off and fuck some random ass guy, you got that!!!" He said getting pissed at her before pushing her off his podium making her fall on her ass in return.
"Jacket your contract is done and you don't have to watch over them anymore, so go get your shit and get going, and safe travels." He said before getting down from his podium before getting off stage before grabbing Panty by the ear as he dragged her away, kicking and screaming.
"…. Should we stay back to help her out?" I said before turning to Stocking who was happily packing her things already.
"Pssh, puh-lease! This is what she gets for being such a skank after all, besides I was dragged down here with her because I helped her do something stupid one to many times, unlike her who kept sleeping around with every Angel up there, she even slept Micheal! Yea that one! And that's when we both got sent down here, so serves her right." She said mercilessly as she went up to her room to get more of her things.
"…. Well I can't say she doesn't deserve what she got then." I say with a shrug before going off to grabs my things.
And an hour later both me and Stocking were going up to the Stairway to Heaven before arriving at the pearly gates themselves.
"Oh? What a surprise to see you here Stocking, been quite a while, so it seems you have gotten permission from Judgement to come home?" A male angel in flowing white robes and large white wings on his back said a bit surprised at seeing Stocking here.
"Yeah whatever old man Had, will you let us in or what?" Stocking said getting a bit impatient we weren't being let in yet.
)X( a big x shaped vein popped up on his head, but he took a deep breath to calm himself, "…. Enjoy your stay in heaven you two, and Stocking your mother wants to see you soon." Hadriel said after getting a telepathic message from her mother.
"Oh! Yeah let's go see mom! I got to show you off to her!" She said seeming a bit excited before dragging me into heaven before the gates closed and the lands between heaven and earth disappeared entirely.
"Huh…. You know I thought heaven would be all soft fluffy clouds….. not some futuristic utopia like city….." it was like I was in a huge Megatropolis sized city that had angels flying everywhere or riding in various chariot like vehicles across the sky and cloud like land to get from one place to another.
"C'mon! I'll take you to moms place!" She said before instantly changing into her angel form as her wings spread out before grabbing my hand and flying towards the center of the megatropolis that is heaven.
So I went along with her towards the center where the city began to rapidly increase in height for both the buildings and the land itself as we began to ascended higher and higher up before stopping near the central building just under what I assumed were where the god of this world resigned.
Though I couldn't even see what was up there as anything higher was pure white with something way off in the distance surrounded by a rain-
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"UUUGGGGHHHHH! GUHKAHK! COUGH COUGH COUGH!" I cried out in pain as I heard a voice speaking to me in a language I couldn't comprehend as I coughed out blood as a result of it trying to communicate to me.
"Shit! Don't look up! That's where god resides! Unless your on my mothers power or higher in holy divinity you can't even understand what god is saying! Just don't look at it okay? Come on, we're almost home." She said worriedly as she helped keep my head down as I finished hacking up blood before we arrived at a outer terrace landing area.
I cleaned myself up from my blood as we kept going in deeper into the upper districts, all I could tell from what it said is I shouldn't look at god, either because I'm not strong enough or unworthy or both I couldn't say as all I can remember from what it said was really garbled and what I could hear sounded like ones and zeros spoken in rapid succession.
"We're here, I hope mom like you and all that." She said as we reached a rather magnificent manor made entirely from pristine white marble and golden trim where needed as we easily went through the front door, I guess since this is heaven there's no need for guards after all.
"Mom! I'm home! And I brought my boyfriend to meet you!" Stocking said all excited like as we put our stuff down before looking around, but soon we heard the tapping of heels as someone began to approach us.
"Stocking! It's great to see your finally home, and oh my…. Is this your boyfriend?" She said as she walked down the stairs in the central entrance area to come down and 'see' us.
'…. What does she look like Eris from Billy and Mandy…. Oh that's her cartoon form now her anime form looks like the SwordMaiden from Goblin Slayer dressed up like Eris from Billy and Mandy….. man I miss that show, it was one of the few shows I could watch as a kid between missions….' I thought to myself as I looked at my new momther-in-law.