The next day we were with everyone like usual, TeruTeru was cooking up food, some of the ladies were playing Volleyball while Me, Hajime, Soda and Fuyuhiko were chatting.
Though less chatting and more consoling Soda who was a bit depressed, he had been trying to hook up with Sonia but with his personality it has been failing spectacularly.
"Oooohh…. Why am I so unlucky man! I mean I've been trying everything to get Lady Sonia's attention…. But she's getting more and more distant from me…." Soda said as he lay his head on the table we all sat at with a sad expression.
"Soda…. I don't think we need to tell you that your acting like a creepy stalker to Sonia right? If I was a girl I would definitely feel creeped out with what your doing." Hajime said trying to make him realize what he's doing wrong.
*Stab* I could see the words physically hurt him as his body spasmed in pain.
"That and you smell like motor oil all the time back home and I don't think she likes that smell on you." Fuyuhiko says as well.
*Stab Stab*
"Soda I'm sorry to say your the definition of a SIMP I mean 'Lady Sonia?' I think she really hates that your putting her on a pedestal when she more than anything wants to be treated normally by the people she calls friends." I say laying it out on him.
*STAB STAB STAB!*
"And lastly" (Hifumi)
"Unfortunately" (Hajime)
"We got to say it" (Fuyuhiko)
"I think she has interest in Gundham more than she does you." We all day together to deliver the final blow on him.
*SHATTER!* I could hear the sound of glass breaking and his body going a hollow white as the life seemed to have been sucked right out of him before he slumped over unable to move.
"Sorry Soda but we needed to give you a reality check sooner or later or else you would hear everything we said by Sonia herself and I think that would break you even more than what we did to you." I say before taking a drink from my glass as I saw Soda unmoving, laying their dead like a fish as the life had faded from his eyes.
"…. I feel bad, should we have said that?" Hajime says as he looks at the extremely depressed Soda.
"Don't worry about him, he needed this reality check now or else he would have gotten in an even worse situation if Sonia broke it to him herself." Fuyuhiko brushes it off before looking at Hajime more deeply.
"Though speaking of relationships, how are things going with Chiaki? I mean your the only one in class that hangs out with her the most out of everyone, so how is it going there?" Fuyuhiko says with a look of interest on his face.
"What?! We're not a thing…. At least not yet…." Hajime says as he stirs his straw in his drink.
"Well I'm not to surprised, she likes video games and sleeping all the time so it will take awhile for her to open up that way, then again Fuyuhiko your one to talk, how it going with you and Peko? Is it even going anywhere, and don't deny it, your thing you have is second only to deadman here." I say pointing at the depressed Soda.
"Uuuuu…. Sonia….." We could hear him sob as he laid his head on the table as tears flowed out.
"…. You know how it is…. She doesn't see herself worthy to be anything more than my bodyguard, I try everything to say otherwise, but she just doesn't believe me…. She is stubborn in that way…." Fuyuhiko says before he sighs as his love life isn't really going anywhere as it is no matter what he does.
"Yeah, I feel bad for you man, you could probably go up to her and say-" I then take Fuyuhiko's hat and put it on to imitate him.
"'Peko, We've been together since we were kids, and maybe you won't believe me when I say this but, I see you more than just a bodyguard and a close childhood friend I…. Ahh Damnit! I love you Peko! Please stay by my side from now on!'" I said with a perfect impression of Fuyuhiko's voice thanks to me getting the Ultimate Disguiser talent, luckily I can change my voice on command at least without having to go and change my looks.
"Pfft! Ahahahaha!!!" Hajime and even the depressed Soda burst out laughing when they heard my perfect imitation of Fuyuhiko that they slammed their fists on the table because of how good the imitation was.
"Fuck off! And give me that!…. Bunch of assholes the whole lot of you…." He shouted out pissed at what I did before taking his hat back and massaging his forehead as he tried to calm down.
"Hehehe you got to admit I was spot on with how you would confess, oh wait and here's Peko's response too," I say with a grin as I clear my throat.
"'Young Master…. I am flattered you think of me that way, but I am your sword, and nothing but your sword, I find it hard to believe in me being by your side besides being your sword that cuts down your enemies before you, so I wish we can stay the way things are from now on.'" I say as I see Fuyuhiko blush in embarrassment as he can see Peko saying those exact same lines right back at him with no remorse.
"Yep, that's Peko to a T alright! Hahahaha!" Soda breaks out laughing before Fuyuhiko socks him in the chest with a heavy right.
"Shut the Hell up! Unlike you I at least got game and Hajime can get a girlfriend if he tries, but your chance of getting Sonia is as likely as wining the lottery 10x in a row!" Fuyuhiko says as he puts Soda in his place making him lose all color again and slump over.
"Why do you have to be so mean…. Well at least I'm not alone in the loners club right Hifumi?" He says as he looks up at me with a teary look in his eyes.
"…." I just look away from him as I keep drinking my juice.
"…. Oi…. Oi Oi Oi! Don't tell me…. You got someone you like as well?" Soda reached out for me and grabbed my shirt collar as he began to shake me back and forth as he realized he's really alone in his close group of guy friends.
"Well…. I'm actually further ahead than these two…." I say as I grip his hands and force him to let go of me.
"HUH?!?!" They all say as they go wide eyed but that actually makes Soda snap as he leaps onto me and throws me to the sand behind us.
"Tell me! Who is it! Who is it your seeing you bastard!" But him being all over me was pissing me off so I just grabbed him and shoved him off me as I got up.
"Guess idiot! Who's the only girl that I've been even close too the most out of everyone in your class!" I shout out as I pick myself off the ground and began to brush off the sand on me.
"….Akane?" (Hajime)
"Nah I see she probably has a thing for Nekomaru." (Fuyuhiko)
"Then Ibuki? I mean your the only person she can jam out with in band practice." (Soda)
"I only did that one time, you think that hyper energy girl would fall for me that easily?" I said as I looked at him with a squint in my eyes.
"Hmmmm…." They all began to think but for some reason they couldn't guess.
"Hifumi! I-I got you some food!" I hear Mikan shout out as she comes running towards me with a big plate of Barbecue from TeruTeru.
"!!! Mikan watch your-" I run to her as I see there's a rock in her path as I send sand flying as I go crazy fast.
"??? !!! KYAAA!!!" She was confused at first before she hit the rock and began to fall as the food is sent flying.
I then dive towards her as I spin around as I grab her in one arm while catching the plate and all the food in my other hand as I hold her close to my chest.
She blushes heavily as she is held so gently by me as she nestles her head into my chest with a smile on her face.
"!!!" But then it suddenly clicks for all three of them as Soda shouts out in surprise.
"WHAT?!?! YOUR DATING MIKAN?!?!"
"Uhh yeah? What took you so long to figure that out idiot?"
*****
A bit of a more light hearted chapter with the guys from Mikans Class for this chapter which I thought would be nice for the rest of the class to find out that him and her are dating.
I'm planning to have more of the other stories outside Danganronpa to show up after this vacation so look forward to that.