'I have no idea what I'm doing' is all I could think as I stood before the Mecha Godzilla alien while I was in my giant anti-spiral form.
Both of us were staring each other down while I felt the two of them making a run for it with Okura carrying the girl and using his insane speed to run away letting me breath knowing that they will be fine.
"Well now, I've never tried fighting like a giant before, but since I am this big and having a great enough of a control over my powers I think I can finally use it!" I suddenly said as I had an exciting thought come to mind as I remembered one of the many things both Spiral and Anti-Spiral powers were known for.
"COME FORTH! GRANZEBOMA!" I shouted out as I began to feel my body morph and change shape.
While I didn't have access to the true Granzeboma I decided to make my body into this relatively smaller, insanely tiny even as the original was larger that multiple Galaxy's from the world of Gurren Lagan, Granzeboma and letting my energy along with my entire body take on its shape.
When I finally reformed I looked more akin to Super Granzeboma rather than the original form of Granzeboma with dark purple energy wafting around my body as I looked at my hands and flexed them before looking towards the Mecha Godzilla approaching me.
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{Oh? Are you approaching me?} decided to say one of my favorite lines that I always wanted to say for once to the alien before I raised my hand and told them to bring it on.
Seeing that they swiped their tail at me destroying several building in the process but I easily stop it with it barely pushing me through another nearby building and destroying it as a result.
"Not a smart idea!" I grab at their tail tightly before rotating myself as I began to spin them around with increasingly fast speed before releasing them and having them crash further away away and through many more buildings as a result.
But they soon picked themselves up before charging at me as they slammed their head into my stomach and pushing me back while they kept charging me through multiple buildings before I hammer strikes them down into the ground at full force, causing a crater to form from the power of the attack.
Because of my size my movements were sluggish in comparison to my normal size as I haven't ever needed to fight like this, so instead of doing Renewal Taekwondo I just decided to fight in a more wrestling and boxing style as I rapidly slammed my fists in the downed Mecha Godzilla.
But they weren't going to take this sitting down as they were able to sweep their tail under my legs making me lose my balance and topple over before the suit opened their jaw and bit down into my shoulder.
"Bastard!" It wasn't painful while I was in this form, but it was more annoying that they were able to one up me like this all while I used my right hand to pull its clamped jaws off my shoulder before I slammed them off me, rapidly getting up and grabbing their tail while I gritted my teeth.
I then lifted them up into the air by their tail before slamming them down into the ground, smashing them with enough force to make massive craters in the ground everytime I lifted them up and slammed them down over and over again.
Letting my anger subside I rapidly began to spin like a spinning top by using my spiral powers to do so as we headed further out of the main city all while many of the buildings were destroyed in the process.
Soon enough we reached a large open field area, this was actually where a large paddie farm was at, and I lifted the mecha Godzilla up before slamming them into a deep crater from the force alone.
"You better grit your teeth!" I shout out as I landed on top of the Kaiju before I began to lay into them with a flurry of punches, but none of my attacks were doing any noticeable damage so I didn't know how long this would take.
Luckily enough it didn't take long before I felt them not moving anymore as I got up off them, "Damn, even going all out didn't leave a dent in this thing, is this Mecha Kaiju indestructible?" I couldn't help but say, luckily whoever is inside it isn't indestructible and probably got knocked out.
"Now then, how do I get out of this space? Do I just force my way out or-" I muttered before I stopped and turned to look not far away as suddenly a giant….. Mecha….. Buddha? Suddenly appeared nearby.
It tried walking in my direction but it was like whoever was inside didn't know how to use the controls, one guy pressed the eject button and ejected themselves out while the arms and legs were having a rather hard time trying to reorient themselves to properly move around.
"..... Uhhh...." If my Super Granzeboma could show emotions on it face I would be giving a deadpan at what I was watching before me.
For some reason I got a feeling those that were inside of the Mecha Buddha were arguing with each other, all while struggling to get to me.
Then one of the sides broke and another person jumped out while an arm exploded and my deadpan was getting even more blank looking as I watched this walking travesty in the making.
[I! The Great Kinta Bodhisattiva, Zeta Version! Am here to battle!] I hear the sound of an unfamiliar voice coming on through the Buddha Mecha standing before me.
"Who?…. Are you one of Okura's friends or something?" I couldnt but ask while I looked at the Kaiju began to shrink down to its original size.
Soon enough the sky returned to normal, "Well it looks like your too late to the party, we can't let people see us like this." I said before pulling out my Gigantification Ray Mk.2 and used it to shrink myself.
Doing so the guy who made his appearance slumped over while I could hear whimpering before the body of the Buddha Mecha returned to what looked like a shrine in the distance and disappeared while I returned to normal.
"Hey!" I heard a familiar voice only to see Okura and the guy who busted out of the Mecha run over to me as I looked at the Mecha and hefted it over my shoulder.
"Holy! Are you jacked or something?" Okura friend asked me while making a rather surprised face, similar to Enels surprised face from One Piece even.
"Well, I guess I am, Okura who is your friend?" I decided to ask to which Okura adjusted his glasses.
"This is Jiji, he is the childhood friend of Momo, that girl you met earlier, as well as one of my friends." He said before Jiji gave an 'eccentric' pose.
"Nice to meet yOoOoOoOoOu!" He says just as weirdly as his pose, clearly he is rather weird but I'm surrounded by weirdos at school anyway.
"Likewise, I haven't given my name to either of you guys yet have I, names Hifumi Yamada, The Ultimate Mangaka, at your service." I say pushing up my glasses causing them to glint under the sunlight while both of their jaws drop at hearing me introduce myself.
"Hifumi Yamada!?! The guy who made the famous Food Wars?! That Hifumi Yamada?!" Jiji seemed to be the most shocked of the two as I couldn't help but smile hearing them acting like this.
"The one and only, but save your burning questions for when we get back to that shrine over there." I say before I began walking to the shrine where the Buddha Mecha disappeared.
"Wait! Can you at least sign my manga!" Jiji asked me to which I obliged while we made our way to the shrine.
Soon enough we made it there to which I saw a pudgy guy sitting on the ground crying while two girls, one being Momo and another girl I don't know grabbing their stomachs as they seemed sick from being in the Mecha from what Okura explained to me on the way here.
When we made it I dropped the Kaiju and cracked my neck, 'Seems I might be here for a bit longer.' Is all I could think while the sun was getting closer to setting for the day.