Hey… did you hear? It seems 'he' upped the wages for his subordinate… I even heard the top ten strongest was allowed to clean his body once a week"
"Really? He is so kind… honestly, even getting closer to him alone is already a blessing"
"So true… and from what I heard, after he upped his guards' wages, it seems all of the countries in the elemental nation sent several thousand of applicants to enter his guards"
"It was probably only a rush… after all, their plan was a gamble at most. You know 'he' wouldn't take any guards just from applicant"
"True… then those applicants…"
"Yep, if I'm right. Then the next Naruto exam must be close…"
The world is at roar the moment one day, Naruto upped the wages of his private guards. The fact that made it more interesting is, he also gave his strongest combatants pretty salivating rewards for them.
Bathing him.
Changing his clothes.
Carrying him.
All of those might seem normal at one glance, but if seen deeper, then it shows something much more interesting fact.
Naruto is now letting even ugly women touch him, unlike in the past when he would only let his closest aide and no one else do it.
And said the aide was only allowed to change his clothes in the past and nothing else.
The world is at roar almost immediately the moment the rumor was spread.
Naruto exam…
An exam that invites all women that were interested to become Naruto's guard to gather and fight against each other in brutal tests of strength, speed, dexterity, intelligence, and loyalty.
And considering unlike ninja exams where there would be some death, the Naruto exam was never accountable for any death as long the exam was in motion.
This made the number of participants never go under one thousand.
And it seems… this year's number gonna get doubled or tripled after the new rumor about him was spread.
This year gonna be exciting.
-With Naruto-
"Naruto exam…?"
Naruto asked as he sat on a chair while reading a rather thick book.
Behind him, Shizune's breasts are acting as his pillow while her hands once again massaging him and relaxing every knot on his shoulders.
Near his legs, two of his guards also massaged his legs, left and right respectively.
A reward for them…
"Yes, have you forgotten Naruto-sama? It's been two years since the last Naruto exam, and in this year, because you're in Konoha, Konoha shall be the exam's host and accept all incoming participants"
"I see…"
Nope… not really.
What's the meaning of this Naruto exam exactly? An exam for what? He doesn't understand at all.
Time for random bullshit.
"Any exact number for the participants?"
"At the moment, the number is still increasing Naruto-sama… though just this morning, the number already reached about two thousand participants"
If Naruto were drinking right now, then he would probably already sputtered all of the drink in his mouth from the shock he felt when he heard the number stated by Shizune.
But because he didn't, the shock was only shown by the slight widening eyes of his.
His poker face is going good today~
"I see… then I hope all of them is strong"
"Yes, I also hope this year's participants isn't as disappointing as the last exam… we only got one hundred guards two years ago"
Ah… so the exam was a way for women across the world to join his guards.
But still… now that he thinks about it again. There is still no order among his guards, and pointing one or some to become sub-leaders will only create animosity between them.
This exam… can be used to his advantage.
"Guard… help me spread a rumor"
"…"
Right after Naruto said his words, several women clad in black and donning fox masks appeared in front of him and kneeled on one knee.
They're ready for his order.
"The rumor would be… in the last test, all of the participants that success will gather in the colosseum and do a battle royale. Everyone from my guards and anyone that ranked Jonin with enough status may also join, as for the reward for the top winners… they will be my right hand, left hand, and the rest may become sub leaders among my guards"
"Understood"
The women disappeared after they said their words, leaving Naruto that once again continue his study about this world's common sense just in case there is something that he missed.
Power.
He in this world was someone who desire power above all else.
He cannot change just like that.
It must be done as slowly as possible.
"Naruto-sama… are you sure about that? If you let anyone to join… then…"
"I expect Mikoto to be one of my most elite guards by the end of the exam"
Naruto said honestly, which got a simple nod from Shizune.
Mikoto Uchiha… the woman that is said to be a friend of his late mother. Toward him, the woman is more than other women if we talk about her over-obsession and over-protectiveness, so much that in the past, just like the other, she also tried to court him.
'Naruto' rejected her.
Not only that…
He called her an ugly, big-breasted old woman.
The very next day, Mikoto Uchiha was found lying on top of the pool of her own blood after a suicide attempt.
Fortunately, she was saved before she could die. And ever since that day, her over-obsessiveness toward 'Naruto' become much worse than usual.
It was the woman who trained his guards 'secretly', making each of them an elite among elites.
That was why, when his guards failed to protect him back in the forest of death, she was depressed and decided to punish herself for her failure.
To 'Naruto', she was ugly.
And thus, she decided to become a shadow that protects him in secret without showing his her 'ugly' face.
'How can I reject such thing…?'
Attention… love… and kindness, that's all he wanted.
And Mikoto was going to give him all of those.
Why would he in this world reject her?
"Guard…"
"…"
Another guard appeared from the shadow, and when she does, Naruto turned silent for a few seconds, thinking about what he should say…
But in the end.
"Tell Mikoto-san I expect her to be my right-hand woman once the test is over… and also, tell her this… good luck"
Thus, the woman disappeared just like a shadow. And when she did, Naruto closed the book in his hands and put it on top of the table, with him then softly stood.
He stood not because he wanted to move, though.
"I want to take a nap…"
Like a blur, Shizune was already sitting on the chair where he sat just now, obi untied as her kimono loosened and showing her body clad in thin inner kimono. And around him, several women from his private guards also appear, taking off their hard armors and leaving nothing but the soft part of their attires.
Calmly, Naruto took his seat on Shizune's lap, head on her breasts as the woman's hands moved and tied her kimono back in place, blanketing him with her silky kimono.
"Naruto-sama, sleep well"
"Naruto-sama, sleep well"
"Naruto-sama, sleep well"
One by one, his guards said this as they pressed their pillowy breasts against several parts of his body, then gently rocked said breasts to lull him to sleep.
And by the end, only one guard remains not pressing her breasts to him, with Naruto's body can no longer be seen except for his face.
Of course, the last said guard is right in front of him, fidgeting nervously.
She is the one who has the biggest pair of breasts among his guards.
"N-Naruto-sama, sleep well"
And after she said this, Naruto's world turned dark as the last woman pressed her large pair of breasts against his face that is mushed in the middle of this woman and Shizune's breasts.
Oh, wait… all of his body is mushed by several pairs of breasts.
Ah~
He's really getting addicted~
Caged by several heavenly softness and cannot move except for a small twitch here and there, Naruto sleeps in the middle of men's fantasy and basically stomps on the dreams of most men from his original world.
-Uchiha clan-
Deep in the most secluded room in the Uchiha clan mansion, a woman with a plain-looking face knelt down in front of a paper door that showed a shadow of another woman sitting in a seiza position with a sheathed sword on her lap.
"Mikoto-sama… I'm here to send you a message I heard from one of Naruto-sama guards"
"…"
The woman inside the room was silent for a few seconds, but the woman outside keeps her patient, knowing her mistress is currently in the middle of a very painful situation.
Then again, after her mistress whipped herself a thousand times, it was a surprise she can still act normal.
"What is the message, Kaname…? Did Naruto perhaps said he don't want me in his battle royale…?"
The words stated by the woman were calm, but to one who was sharp enough, then they would probably take notice of the bitterness in Mikoto's tone.
Bitterness.
Sadness.
And self-loathing.
Easily hearing this, the maid kowtowed in front of the door to her mistress's room, a happy smile on her face.
"No, Mikoto-sama… it was the opposite. Naruto-sama said he expect you to become his right-hand woman after the battle royale… and he also said 'good luck' for you. Congratulation, Mikoto-sama, it seems your years of hard work is going to be rewarded"
"Is that so…?"
There was no joy, nor happiness was one to hear Mikoto's tone. But to the maid's ears, her mistress is so happy that she cannot express it with tone alone.
And it proved when her mistress said her next words…
"Call Tsunade Senju for me… tell her I'm in a dire need of medical treatment. If this battle royale going to be my last test to be with Naruto… then I want to do it with everything I've got, not with already wounded body"
"This Kaname understood, Mikoto-sama… please excuse me"
Step
Step
Step
Silent.
After the maid of the Uchiha clan was gone, the room turned silent.
"Kukuku~"
A small, happy laugh can be heard… ever slowly getting louder and louder.
And by the end of it, the whole room was filled with the demonical laugh from the previously silent room.
"Khahahahahahaha!"
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-Hyuga clan-
"Are you going to join the battle royale, onee-sama?"
Once again in the training ground, Hinata is practicing her jyuken on nothing but air using her usual attire for training.
A few meters away from her, her little sister asked her a stupid question.
"No need… at the moment, it is only me who can be called as Naruto-kun girlfriend. I wouldn't want to lower myself to become his right-hand woman, no matter how enticing it would be to be always right by his side"
Hinata said simply as her hands lowered, and after she did such a thing, the air in front of her imploded by itself, destroying anything around with ease.
Not enough…
This kind of power is simply not enough.
Mikoto Uchiha is Naruto's shield, one that would lay down even her own life if it means protecting the blond from harm. But then, who would be his blade?
At the moment… none.
Because every single day, women in the world trained their body, their chakra, and their technique just to be his blade.
At the moment, no one is worthy enough to hold the mighty title of Naruto's blade because no one is strong enough to take the mettle.
Of course, it was also Hinata's dream to get that title.
Naruto's blade.
His bride.
And his child bearer.
And for her to gain all of those above, she cannot become his right or left hand no matter what. After all, there is a limit to what one person can do.
She is Naruto's to command, and by proxy, her clan is also his to command.
If she was always by his side (no matter how enticing it is) he would no longer have any access to order her clan around.
She cannot let such blasphemy happen no matter what.
"I heard Naruto-san privately send his 'good luck' to Mikoto Uchiha… he expected her to be his blade and shield after the test is over. This information has been proven true because not long after, Tsunade Senju walked to Uchiha district, the Hyuga that saw this suspect Tsunade is going to fully heal Mikoto Uchiha so the woman could fight with all of her power in the battle royale"
"…"
Silent.
The moment Hinata heard her sister's words, the clearing turned silent as Hinata's chakra went from dark purple to pitch black from her negative feelings.
Outwardly, she even bit her bottom lips so hard that it bled.
And then… she exploded…
"TELL A MESSENGER TO SAY TO NARUTO I'M GOING TO JOIN HIS BATTLE ROYALE! IF NARUTO DIDN'T GIVE ME HIS GOOD LUCK AND BLESSING, CUT THE MESSENGER'S HEAD!"
"Ufufu~ okay, onee-sama"
And with a childish wave of her hand, Hinata's sister turned her body around and walked away from her previous position, leaving one Hinata Hyuga all alone with byakugan active and arms clad in dark chakra shaped in a likely of dragon heads.
The existence of the dark dragon heads alone is enough that within minutes, the clearing turned dry.
Death had swept it… and death still standing there.
Mikoto…
UCHIHA!
-Hokage Office-
"Tsunade-sama… are you going to join the rumored battle royale…?"
Inside the office room of Konoha's highest ruler, a very beautiful blonde woman snorted in a rather unladylike manner the moment she heard such a question thrown by her second apprentice, Sakura Haruno.
Sakura, if one were to ask all men in this world, they would immediately say one sentence.
The most beautiful kunoichi in the world.
Unlike most kunoichi who are pretty tall, Sakura stood around 165 cm, easily making her the shortest among any kunoichi around her age. And unlike those who have E-cup breasts at the smallest, Sakura has very civilian-like B-cup breasts and pretty narrow hips.
She's also the second apprentice of Tsunade Senju and the current head of Konoha's medical corps, making her not only a beauty but also a beauty with the power to back it up.
Naruto is the heartthrob of all women in the world.
But Sakura is the heartthrob of most men in the world.
"Hah! I would if not for this stupid job of mine!"
Tsunade growled angrily as she crumpled one paper with her hand, all the while, she was glaring at nothing.
She really, really wanted to join Naruto's private guards the moment she heard the rumor about the wage increase everyone under him receives and the rumor about his weekly reward for the ten top combatants among his guards.
With her prowess, it would be easy for her to climb into the top ten, after all.
But here she was, sitting and needing to wait for three or so months before she could take Naruto out on a date.
A date.
She is waiting for a date with him with very little chance for it to end up on top of her bed (considering she is pretty ugly) when his guards happily bathe and touch him every single week.
She is fucking envious…!
"A-Ahaha, don't say that now, Tsunade-sama… you're the backbone for our Konoha, after all"
"Bitch! You're the one started this conversation!"
Tsunade raged comically, getting a nervous laugh from Sakura that can only raise both of her arms in a surrender motion.
Though, after a few minutes or so, Tsunade calmed down, her hands moving professionally around the desk, stamping some of the official documents that needed to be stamped.
Her eyes are on Sakura with one of her eyebrows raised.
"How about you, any plan to enter the battle royale…?"
Sakura is a very beautiful young woman. One that could easily make any other woman envious. And from what Tsunade had heard, Sakura has a childhood crush on Naruto back in the academy.
But then again… who doesn't?
Naruto is just too charming for his own good.
"W-Well, I p-probably will…"
Quickly turned into a blushing mess, Sakura almost turn silent from the sudden question her master ask. Though, after she did answer the question, her master merely let out a small smile, supporting her decision.
Unlike the position of Hokage, Sakura can easily pass her position as the head medic to someone else for a time when she is working as Naruto's guard.
"Aaah! You stupid shy bitch! Just fight against those stupid women that dare to think they are strong enough for Naruto-kun! Then once you're his right-hand woman, grab him! Drug him! Make him sleep and fuck him! Imagine riding his perfect body while his innocent and pure face right under you!"
Gulp
Heard what her inner self said and cannot help but imagine such a situation, Sakura Haruno can't help but gulp down her saliva with sweat trailing down the side of her head.
That…
That was such a dirty image.
But at the same time, her groin and stomach area began to feel tingly thinking about it alone. Still…
'L-Let's just make it as our plan-A'
She agreed.
-Back with Naruto-
Enough.
That was the thought that crossed Naruto's mind the moment he got another question that popped into his head about this world just when he thought he had completely understood this world's law.
Enough.
This world's men are undesirable to the female population, and the things about women that made men in his world lustful are 'ugly' in the eyes of men here.
That's it… period.
Let's not search for an answer for the reason of such strangeness, because at the end of the day, he might lose his mind to search for an answer that does not exist.
So yes… enough about the stupid study.
"Naruto-sama, does your headache got worser…? Should I ask for some medicines from the hospital?"
A worried voice from Shizune calmed down Naruto as she placed a warm cup of tea on the table in front of him. An empty tray in her hands.
And on her face etched an honest expression of said worry.
"No… just… take these books away from my sight please"
Naruto begged softly. And without even waiting for long, by the time he blinked his eyes, the previously stacked books in front of him already disappeared, as if never there in the first place.
Good…
There is very little to no lust in this world, such a thing leads to a situation where copulation between men and women is only done by the people who really want to create a family together based on trust between each other and nothing else.
See…? It was beautifully worded… there is no need for him to pain his head over other changes the situation might lead to.
Of course, he alone is the bug mixing in this world's system.
The bug that can awaken the female population's lust in this world. And the women, never exposed to such thing, were and will be easily influenced by such thing, leading to him now practically having every woman in the world falling head over heels for him and him alone.
Oh, wait… his mind was wandering again…
Stupid.
"Thank you Shizune, I really appreciate it"
Naruto said, thanking the woman that silently went to his behind and started to massage his nape again like usual. And after she heard his thanks, Shizune said her shuttered grateful words.
All the while, Naruto sat and drank the tea prepared for him.
Sigh
It was delicious.
Now…
'What should I do to kill some time…?'
-Timeskip-
A few weeks passed just like that, and sitting on a sofa with nothing but his pajama, Naruto was rereading the papers that listed the name of Naruto exam's applicants over and over again…
He was sitting in the living room, and sitting across from him is the fifth Hokage of Konohagakure herself, Tsunade Senju that blatantly ogled his body with lust and desire in her eyes.
Standing behind her, a young woman with pink hair named Sakura Haruno is doing the same, but with a rather bashful expression on her face.
It seems the guess stuck in the back of his mind was true.
Everyone that should be about his age is somehow about nineteen or so years old in this world while he himself is still fifte-…
Wait.
Is he really fifteen in this world…?
"Yes, it was really confusing for me and Konoha's council too… but considering you doubled your subordinates' wages and even gave the strongest among them pretty salivating rewards… I guess it is not really surprising that this year's applicants' number easily tripled the number of Naruto exam two years ago"
Not having time to thought about his age in this world, Naruto can only nod in understanding when Tsunade explained to him the reason for so many numbers of partitioners in this year's Naruto exam.
It easily reached four thousand applicants and is yet to stop increasing.
"That is understandable… though, I didn't except for this many Jonin ranked kunoichi to join the exam"
Four thousand.
Even in Konoha, they only have about three hundred or so number of Jonin within its army. And considering Konoha is basically the strongest among the five great Countries, the other four's Jonin number is probably also not that far away from Konoha's three hundred.
To think four thousand Jonin is going to come to his exam.
Impressive.
Very impressive indeed.
And what makes it more impressive is the fact that all of them are women. So, they must've come all the way from every corner of Elemental Nation just to become his guard.
"Yes, I guess the number is just shocking…" Tsunade nodded, agreeing with his statement "… though, do you have any solid number of how many kunoichis are you going to take among those four thousand?"
Here, Naruto narrowed his eyes slightly, thinking about the Tsunade's question.
Among the four thousand he sees in the applicant papers, each of them is Jonin and above. Though, some are even strong enough to give a Kage trouble.
Anyway… that's not Tsunade's question.
Her question is more like…
"This year's applicants seem really strong, are you really going to take in all of the successful ones…?"
Two years ago, 'Naruto' took only one hundred among the one thousand applicants. But it didn't really make commotion, considering he was always known to see people worth by their power, and the remaining nine hundred among the one thousand just didn't hold a candle compared to the one hundred he took.
But this year, everyone seems to be strong… so…
"Yep, as long they're powerful, I guess I'll take them in. though, I might need to buy some empty districts from you if that were to happen, Tsunade-san"
Here, Naruto gave the woman across from him a rather seductive wink with red blushes on his cheeks. And after she sees such a sight, Tsunade's desire in her eyes seems to multiply by several times.
To her, a wink alone from Naruto is fucking hot.
But they're currently in the middle of business… so…
"Unfortunately, I can't… Konoha law stated that a single person cannot hold more than ten percent of Konoha's land. And considering you already has your own district and some lands outside the district, the total land under your possession currently is about nine percent of Konoha…"
Here, Tsunade licked her lips sexily while staring at Naruto. Seemingly trying her best to look as professional as she could, but from her hunger-filled eyes alone, Naruto know what she really wants… something that made Naruto's blush deepen even more.
Naruto put his card on the table before Tsunade can ask for something unreasonable…
"H-How about I let you create a private house beside my mansion for a payment to increase my land possession limit…?"
The offer is salivating, and hearing such a thing, even someone like Tsunade can't help but keep her silent for a few minutes, thinking hard about a decision she would take…
Though, after a few minutes passed, she nodded.
And the two shook their hand with that… it's a deal.
-Later-
"Is it really wise to let Tsunade-sama construct her private house beside this mansion, Naruto-sama?"
As his assistant came and put a cup of warm tea on the table in front of him while saying those words, Naruto blushes.
He won't say it out loud. But Tsunade is just too gorgeous that it would be pretty stupid of him to keep rejecting her subtle yet still aggressive advance for him.
She is lusting after him and desires him, and yet, she was never that forceful and kept her distance, a sign of pretty good control.
How can he refuse such an advance from a gorgeous and mature woman…?
He won't be as stupid as this world's previous 'Naruto'.
"She is the current Hokage, being her ally is much better than being her enemy… plus, she is kind enough to us already. So of course, I would have to give her a gift her to show my appreciation"
"I see… that was very mature of you, Naruto-sama"
While saying this, Shizune took a seat beside him and pull his head closer to her lap, where she began to comb his hair with the gentleness of a big sister.
This is Naruto's 'reward' for his trusted assistant that has stayed with him for years.
Within seconds, Naruto's eyes become half-lidded as he was facing upward, watching in wonder as a pair of breasts clad in black kimono moved up and down ever gently as the woman breathed in and out.
It was mesmerizing.
Within time, Naruto became slightly sleepy despite he just woke up from his bed a few hours ago.
Huh… he is becoming lazier and lazier with so many women taking care of him.
Oh well…
"Shizune… lap bed. I want to take a short nap"
"With pleasure, Naruto-sama"
Several puffing sounds came as Shizune made seven shadow clones that also sat in seiza position just like her, three on her left, and four across from her and her three clones. And with a quick and precise motion, each of the Shizune lifted and put him on top of their lining soft lap.
A lap bed.
A bed made of Shizunes' laps.
And because he is laying in the middle of such a bed, light can no longer blind him as Shizune's eight pairs of breasts cover the sight above him.
"Remind me to give you a kiss on the lips once I wake up, Shizune"
"Of course, Naruto-sama… I will do it immediately if you forgot…" Didn't get any time to say his response, Naruto's mouth was silenced as the eight pairs of breasts leaned down, caging every inch of his body in the middle of the softness of Shizune's lap and breasts "… Good night, Naruto-sama"
Thus, Naruto took his nap.
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It was a usual day for one Naruto Uzumaki, the only desirable man in the elemental nation.