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Chapter 87 - Bonus: A weird discussion among Group Members

[Chat Room: General]

[Asterios: Iced Cthulhu cream]

[Asterios: *Ancient Grimm frozen in ice cube JPEG*]

[Red Princess: ...]

[Red Princess: Is that what you are doing while I am training seriously?]

[Good Slime: Ehem…. While I don't really agree with Rias-san…. Adam, please don't mess around]

[Shiraori: Ugh….]

[Shiraori: I really want to lick and eat this Cthulhu-flavored ice cream…. Wonder what skills it would give me?]

[Asterios: Yorokobe, shojo!]

[Asterios: It is none!]

[Shiraori: Nani!? Why!?]

[Just Monika: Let me guess…..]

[Just Monika: Is it something like…. Because it is a different world, the system of her world can't reach it, so it can't give her any skills?]

[Asterios: Mostly Correcto!]

[Asterios: But….. My favorite Psychopathic Yandere Girl….. Did you change your nickname?]

[Just Monika: ...]

[Just Monika: Hehe~, Yep~!. I thought Monika by itself was quite bland, so I settled for my catchphrase- 'Just Monika'!]

[Kazuma: …..]

[Kazuma: Adam, as a man of culture, I understand that you have a certain liking to all 'deres']

[Kazuma: However, I must remind you to be prudent with this breed called 'Yan']

[Asterios: Stop acting like a Great Sage, Kuzuma]

[Good slime: ...?]

[Asterios: Besides, Monika is indeed better than Yuno Gasai]

[Just Monika: Thank you for the compliment~!]

[Good Slime: Uh…. I don't think it is a compliment to be compared to Yuno….]

[Shiraori: Yeah…. I would be sad If I was compared to a crazy and mentally unstable girl like Yuno….]

[Kazuma: ...]

[Kazuma: Alright, good point. She doesn't seem like someone who would kill your or her own alternate selves]

[Just Monika: Eh?]

[Asterios: See?]

[Asterios: If I had to make a comparison…. She would be more like Kiyohime from Fate]

[Just Monika: Can you please not compare me with other girls~? At least not fictional characters that I am not even aware of….]

[Good Slime: So….. She would burn you if you stayed away from her for some time?]

[Shiraori: And she would burn you if you looked at other girls?]

[Red Princess: Isn't that even worse?]

[Asterios: ….. I guess so]

[Asterios: But then again, I am technically Immortal….. So it doesn't really matter, does it?]

[Kazuma: Hick, what a brave man of culture…. Sacrificing his well-being in order for his secret harem not to perish]

[Kazuma: It makes me tear up!]

[Just Monika: Hey, I am not that bad!]

[Just Monika: I will not delete Adam or his female friends, okay? So stop slandering me!]

[Just Monika: Not that I can do that in other worlds, anyways.....]

[Kazuma: Silence Wench!]

[Kazuma: I do not wish to debate whether you are a bitch who will kill the Admin and his girlfriends anymore!]

[Asterios: -I just want to be in a happy and loving relationship with a normal non-psychopathic Yandere girl]

[Shiraori: …..]

[Shiraori: *Turns into a horse*]

[Good Slime: Uh….. *Turns into a chad*]

[Red Princess: Wait! This meme exists in your worlds too?!]

[Asterios: Always has been] [Kazuma: Perhaps]

[Good Slime: Yep!] [Shiraori: Of course!]

[Just Monika: ????]

[Just Monika: So it is a meme? But…. I don't really get]

[Asterios: It is normal. A game world won't have memes in it]

[Kazuma: Hey, I get that we have the same anime sometimes]

[Kazuma: …. Even if they are degraded version]

[Red Princess: Hey!]

[Red Princess: But…. Now that Admin-san gave me Dragon ball, I do have to admit that Drag-so-ball was an inferior copy]

[Kazuma: But!]

[Kazuma: It is also really interesting that we have some of the same memes!]

[Asterios: Obviously…. With the same anime, the same memes are bound to be created]

[Good Slime: Yeah. And when the Chat Room first formed, you two went and followed up on Fate memes]

[Red Princess: Indeed. So Kazuma-san, hadn't you realized it at that time?]

[Kazuma: Great argument, however…..]

[Asterios: -Your mother]

[Kazuma: ...]

[Red Princess: ...]

[Good Slime: ....]

[Shiraori: ....]

[Just Monika: ...]

[Phoenix: …..?]

[Kazuma: Yeah…. That was pretty much what I wanted to say]

[Kazuma: But you proved my point]

[Just Monika: Did you really need him to prove your point? Those 'Fate memes' already proved it]

[Kazuma: Ugh, don't bring up Fate again]

[Kazuma: We've already changed the subject, we don't need to go back to that conversation]

[Asterios: ...Now that you say it]

[Kazuma: No-]

[Asterios: You know…. Yuno and Kiyohime look cute at first glance…..]

[Kazuma: -But they are still psychopathic bitches]

[Kazuma: Also, fuck you]

[Asterios: Ahem]

[Asterios: Great argument, however…..]

[Asterios: "I can fix her"]

[Kazuma: ...]

[Red Princess: .....…]

[Good Slime: ....….]

[Shiraori: ...…...]

[Just Monika: ...]

[Phoenix: ...???]

[Phoenix: Um...]

[Phoenix: Is the Admin…. Okay?]

[Red Princess: Uh, mostly? He does act like a chunni sometimes….]

[Good Slime: This is indeed a bit abnormal for him…. But what we are all doing currently is a bit boring, so….]

[Kazuma: Nah, I just think he is on magical drugs] 

[Shiraori: Really?! Adam, can I have some?]

[Asterios: Cute spider-chan, why are you acting like Luffy?]

[Shiraori: E-eh? Sorry….. I just want some to level up my poison resistance]

[Asterios: It's okay, you are cute enough for me to forgive you]

[Shiraori: A-ah? T-thank you, I g-guess?]

[Just Monika: Stop flirting….!]

[Kazuma: What do the Chinese call this...Right!]

[Kazuma: We can't watch this! Stop feeding us dog food!]

[Asterios: (  ̄^ ̄)]

[Asterios: How do you even remember that?]

[Good Slime: I…. agree. Except for the 'Green hat' which means NTR….. I can't remember any other 'idiom']

[Asterios: My cute and innocent slime-chan….. Who corrupted you!?]

[Good Slime: A-ah? W-well…. I am not as innocent as you say]

[Good Slime: I have w-watched the Japanese-ah-version of…..c-corn]

[Kazuma: Haah]

[Kazuma: What a pity. If you were a man, you would be a man of culture….. and a great friend]

[Red Princess: Why can't she…. I don't know….. Be a woman of culture or something?]

[Kazuma: ....]

[Shiraori: Are you sexist….?]

[Asterios: Yeah, guy who died by pissing himself to death when seeing a tractor! Why can't she?!]

[Asterios: Aren't you the gender equality guy? They have equal rights to be (wo)men of culture!]

[Kazuma: Don't bring that up!]

[Kazuma: But I guess…. Yeah, you have a point]

[Kazuma: I concede….. As long as the council of men approves, then they can be women of culture!]

[Asterios: Good]

[Shiaori: Yey!]

[Good Slime: Nice…. I forgive you for all your previous mistakes]

[Kazuma: …..]

[Red Princess: And I forgive you for all your offensive comments]

[Kazuma: What the hell are you talking about!?]

[Red Princess: Hey! I live in hell!]

[Asterior: That's the underworld….. And you currently live in Japan- the anime country]

[Red Princess: ...]

[Red Princess: S-shut up! That is o-offensive!]

[Kazuma: …..]

[Kazuma: I am doubting my life right now]

[Asterios: You didn't really need to tell us, but….. why is that?]

[Kazuma: ... It is simple]

[Kazuma: Why do the females of this Chat Room support you!? And they curse and oppose me?!]

[Asterios: ....]

[Kazuma: Sensei, please teach me your secrets!!!]

[Kazuma: *Bowing emoji*]

[Asterios: Actually…. The answer is simple…..]

[Kazuma: Go on…..]

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[Asterios: My Luck might be E, but my Harem Protagonist Skill is EX+++]

[Asterios: That is it. Goodbye, have a nice day]

[Asterios has gone offline]

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[Private Chat Selected]

[Currently chatting with member: Good Slime]

[Asterios: Hey Rimuru!]

[Good Slime: Yes, Adam?]

[Asterios: Want to go on a date?]

[Good Slime: A d-date?]

[Asterios: What? Aren't you bored by staying in Atlas for such a long time]

[Good Slime: ...]

[Good Slime: I g-guess so]

[Asterios: Oh…..Don't tell me…..]

[Asterios: Then is it that you don't like me and don't want to go on a date with me?]

[Good Slime: Ah…. It's not t-that!]

[Asterios: Then...]

[Good Slime: Okay! Fine! I will go on a date with you!]

[Good Slime: But please….. Don't emotionally blackmail me, okay?]

[Asterios: Haha…. I didn't expect you to notice that]

[Good Slime: ...]

[Good Slime: W-well…. I have seen this tactic in some... non- PG13 anime…. Yeah, I don't want to mention more]

[Asterios: ....]

[Good Slime: ....]

[Asterios: Huh…. Well, I expected that from Rias…. But certainly not you]

[Good Slime: My weeb Otaku powers shall never lose to a devil princess!]

[Asterios: Naruhodo…..]

[Asterios: Now all that I can say is…..]

[Asterios: - Slime-chan is evolving!]

[Good Slime: ....]

[Good Slime: E-ehem! Where will our date take place?]

[Asterios: ...Mistral]

[Good Slime: Very well! See you there!]

[Good Slime is now offline!]

[Asterios: Huh?]

[Asterios: Did you get shy?]

[Asterios: .....]

[Asterios: Whatever….. A shy slime is also cute]

[Asterios is now offline]

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A/N:

Tried something... different

I don't know if a chat-only chapter is suitable.

But I feel like occasionally showing their interactions with each other is good.