"Seriously? You forgot to buy the return tickets?" Keith asked, looking annoyed as they stood at what seemed like a bus stop.
"Well, if it weren't for your enthusiasm for getting fucked again and again, we wouldn't have missed it," Kevin grumbled in frustration.
"Liar! I never said I wanted to get down with your gross penis," Keith shot back.
"Come on, you two, no need to squabble... We caught the ride, so it's all good," Lydia chimed in, looking a bit worn out as she tried to smooth things over.
"Seriously? I gotta squeeze into his lap the whole trip? Pass. I'd take a stroll over being crammed in this perv's lap any day," Keith quipped, showing no sign of wanting to patch things up.
"Huh? I'm the pervert now? Listen to the one talking, the armpit licker!" Kevin retorted, his annoyance growing.