"Take out that monkey, and I'll let you cop a feel," Keith said playfully, nodding towards the beefy primate, which looked more like a bodybuilder gorilla.
"You think I'm some kind of perv who'd risk it all just to grab a handful of your average-sized chest?" Kevin shot back, eyeing the monkey as it expertly peeled a piece of fruit with its sharp claws and rock-hard hands.
Despite its jacked physique, the monkey had long limbs and a slim body, making it surprisingly agile.
"I remember someone saying they'd gladly meet their maker for a chance to touch my heavenly bod," Keith teased.
"That was ages ago; I'm a changed man now," Kevin replied, a touch of fear in his eyes as he kept an eye on the monkey. "Last time I tangled with one of these guys, I came way too close to becoming monkey chow."
