"Haaa... that was as exciting as watching paint dry," Kevin said with an exaggerated yawn, stretching his arms as if he had just completed an epic quest. He had been sitting for nearly four hours, which was quite an accomplishment considering he usually had the attention span of a hyperactive squirrel.
Beside him were his mother and sister, Riya, who had arrived home about three hours earlier. Competition.
After having a bit of fun with Riya, he also managed to convince her to start cultivating, well he just said she jumped on it there was not need to for convincing "How long is it going to take them to reach enlightenment and open the snack dimension?" he pondered, checking the time. It was about 7 in the evening, and he was starting to think dinner might be just a dream at this rate.