wake up...
"....."
WAKE UP!
".... 5 more minutes...i'll be there."
WAKE THE FUCK UP THIS MOMENT OR I SWEAR TO MYSELF I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL!!
".... fine you cranky bitch, what do you want..."
(15 billion years and not one mortal has managed to make me this angry); I am what you humans call a "God", an all powerful entity who can create and destroy as I wish.
".... And i am here because....?"
You died.
"I what?"
YOU HAVE DIED.
"...ok"
That's it?
Did you expect me to cry and beg for another chance?"
At least you could act like it.
"I'm going back to sleep."
Sleep and i'll make you wish you never existed.
"Can't manage to convince me not to sleep without violence I see.... so that's all a god amounts too."
"Fine, since i wanna sleep soon, I'll listen."
Fine i'll keep this brief too, you're dead, and you have a choice to reincarnate as a being of your choice or you can transmigrate with your body as you are. You have no other choice and if you refuse, you go to the void, where you can't sleep or rest, just be...
"you are a bully aren't you"
yes i am
"fine I'll play ball, but i want to know the reason."
you lived a life without any substance, just reading and sleeping for 20 years under your family's inheritance, this means you have literally no experiences except for some comic knowledge, making you an empty shell.... a perfect one to experiment with.
"So i'm a guinea pig you say."
yes.
"and you thought i would just say yes."
you have no choice, and I'm sure you would be interested in this.
"damn right i am, i loved creating characters, and if i can create my ideal one then im all for it... should've started with this before waking me up."
yes, yes let us start.