"Holy shit! What the hell is this place! It's an isekai city! Thanks god, I love it!"
Miss Human and Miss Elf, whose name I forgot, put me in a bag and took me to their house. The city was exactly as I had seen it in the anime. But I could also see the difficulties of being in the medieval period. Some people could use magic, but the common people were still weaklings without the powers to make them special. This weakness was reflected in the way they lived. There was smoke from animal droppings in the streets, people tried to protect themselves from flies with long-sleeved clothes, but they were all sweaty from the hot weather.
But none of it was as bad as me, a born shit. Even if I could get used to my own smell, I was a problem for the beautiful ladies next to me. It shouldn't be like this, as a true gentleman I couldn't allow it.
"This is our home!" said Miss Human.
Miss Elf puffed out her cheeks. "It's actually an inn, but it belonged to our great-grandfather, so it's our home."
I'm sure their house, their inn, is beautiful, but I can't see anything because I'm in a bag... Hmm... Do they share the same great-grandfather? But one is elf and one is human... I think something strange is going on here. But I'm not going to bother trying to figure it out!
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*System Information*
Physical Strength (1)
Resilience (3)
Agility (1)
Flexibility (11)
Magic Power (-1)
Charisma (-9)
Intelligence (4)
Chance (No Chance Determined)
*Skill Points: 3*
SPECIAL SKILLS|||
-Communication: Allows communication with all intelligent life forms.
UNIQUE ABILITIES|||
-Plot Amor: (Active Skill: Immortality – Active Skill: Infinite Chances – Passive Skill: Characterlessness)
TITLES|||
Hero of Young Girls
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Let's see, since my flexibility is my best skill, I'll skip it for now. My stamina and intelligence are a bit low, but is that average by world standards? What's the highest score? Am I stupid? Wait, if my intelligence ability increases here, will I become smarter? Is that how intelligence develops? Isn't it innate? I don't need to take a math test? Unbelievable! Alright, I'll be the smartest shit, but first I have to take care of my other needs.
My physical strength and magic power are pretty weak. My charisma is down and my luck... Actually, I'm quite lucky to be friends with two beautiful ladies, and I'm the luckiest shit in the world, I've made it as a shit, that's for sure. Who needs charisma when I'm so lucky? I want to increase my magic.
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System Information
-Your charisma score has dropped because of your bad smell-
Physical Strength (1)
Resilience (3)
Agility (1)
Flexibility (11)
Magic Power (2)
Charisma (-10)
Intelligence (3)
Chance (No Chance Determined)
*Skill Points: 3*
SPECIAL SKILLS|||
-Communication: Allows communication with all intelligent life forms.
UNIQUE ABILITIES|||
-Plot Amor: (Active Skill: Immortality – Active Skill: Infinite Chances – Passive Skill: Characterlessness)
TITLES|||
Hero of Young Girls
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SYSTEM INFORMATIONAL BIG SISTER! DO YOU THINK I NEED CHARISMA! EVEN IF I'M THE MOST FUCKING CHARISMATIC MAN IN THE WORLD, I'LL BE DRAWN AS THE MOST NORMAL JAPANESE MAN IN THE WORLD IN AN ANIME!
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System Information
-Your charisma score has dropped because you talk to yourself-
Physical Strength (1)
Resilience (3)
Agility (1)
Flexibility (11)
Magic Power (2)
Charisma (-11)
Intelligence (3)
Chance (No Chance Determined)
SPECIAL SKILLS|||
-Communication: Allows communication with all intelligent life forms.
UNIQUE ABILITIES|||
-Plot Amor: (Active Skill: Immortality – Active Skill: Infinite Chances – Passive Skill: Characterlessness)
TITLES|||
Hero of Young Girls
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"All right, let's get you out of here..."
Miss Human put me on a table, untied my bag, and I found myself in a sweet room with pink walls, a white closet covered with fake Hello Kitty cat stickers, and a cat bed for two that made me think two sweet ladies were sleeping together. Miss Elf sat on the bed.
"So, do you have a name?"
"My name is..." I had a name in the world, but I couldn't use it here. "I don't have a name. My memory must be damaged, I can't remember. Would you like to give me my name, ladies?"
Miss Human put her finger on her chin and looked up at the ceiling. "How is Shitito? Shitito-kun!"
"That's a shitty name! But I like it, it describes me perfectly!"
"Got it!" She clapped her hands in joy, her breasts bouncing as she clapped. "Henceforth, you shall be known as Shitito-kun!"
I'm so happy about my new name. Ahh, the ordeals I went through until I got this name flash before my eyes. I have decided that I will dedicate my life to Miss Human, who gave me my name, and to Miss Elf, and possibly to the Ladies of Other Species I will meet on my adventure. Why shouldn't I have a harem? I may be a piece of shit, but the others were not so different from me.
My problem is that my body is small. I need to gain mass but how? Should I eat something?
"So you used to be human, huh? What kind of witch did you mess with that cursed you?" asked Miss Elf.
"A curse? I don't really think so, but I have no other explanation. For now I have to look for a way to become a human. What do I have to do to become a human?"
They both thought and Miss Elf continued. "I have heard that genies grant three wishes, maybe if you catch a genie you can wish to become human."
"Or you could go to the Kingdom of Cliché and enter the Clichéanimé Tournament. I heard that the Queen grants a wish to the winner."
Finding genies is easier than winning the tournament. With my current strength, victory will be difficult. But no one told me I can't search for genies and prepare for the tournament at the same time.
"When is the tournament?"
"In August. We are in June. You have two months to prepare," said Miss Human. "Actually, we want to participate in the tournament too. Do you want to team up with us?"
"Hey! Wait a minute!" Miss Elf protested. "What makes you think I want to team up with a shit! And this thing stinks!"
"Of course it stinks! You're hurting Shitito-kun's heart! He saved our lives!"
"Gosh, so be it..." Miss Elf sighed. "And can you fight? What are your powers? You're so small, if someone stepped on you, you'd die."
"Actually... I have a plan to grow up." I smiled. "Ladies, can you shit on me?"