All I remember is that I was jerking off to some fucked up hentai. Man, I cummed really hard, there were images of women being taken by a bunch of orcs and used as breeding ground. I knew I was a fucked up perv as much as the guy that had the idea, or even the illustrator that drawn that shit, but god, I loved that. I wasn't a handsome guy, sex to me was a fantasy that I could satisfy by making self love to my dick everyday, a few years into that and I was a porn addicted piece of shit. There were lots of things that turned me on, some of those… are better left unspoken for the time being, every time I need more to satisfy my urges and down the rabbit hole I went.
What matters isn't what I did when I was there, in my original body, but what happened after that. I don't know if I died, if I got summoned or whatever, what I know is that when I opened my eyes I was atop an altar, a crude one at that. I wasn't standing before the altar, but a few meters above it, a weird feeling and perspective made me soon realize that I had no legs, neither hands nor arms. I was, like, a bunch of smoke emerging from the fire atop the altar.
I tried moving but I could not. I tried speaking, screaming, and crying. Nothing. I could see only as much as the light the flames from the altar made possible. Was this a kind of hell? Perhaps. All I could see was the walls around us, probably a cave or underground and after a long time I felt my structure diminishing in size. I wasn't big by all means, but I was diminishing as the fire that produced my smog was weakening as it lacked fuel. When it ran out I lost even my small vision to the darkness around, the weird feeling of my gaseous body vanished as it went out as well.
I don't know how much time after that it happened, inside the deep darkness I had no perception of time, but I felt the fires below me rekindle and my existence being brought again into that confined world. The fire this time was much stronger and so my vision was better. Below me was a green thing moving in a chaotic rhythm atop a rock table. How weird it was to focus my vision without eyes, I didn't have the perspective one did as a human, I was seeing in 360º around me at all times, so it took me a while to make out what was happening. In front of me, above a large table made of stone there was a humanoid shape, green skinned, bald and with long pointed ears, it was nude and sweating as it moved its lower body up and down. Was it fucking?? The hell? I grew curious to the weird display, there was nothing underneath the creature, was it making a rehearsal? The creature spun and turned its back down, it was a male, obvious from the hard schlong it sported. It was a goblin, an ugly little being indeed. It was small in comparison to the table and it sure was having its time jerking his cock, not big, I think it was okay by the creature size? I couldn't really know, I was a bunch of smoke above a satanic altar, who knows if this thing was actually meters tall… Oh and the thing went on until he spurted a meager load onto itself, and that was when things got weirder.
[An offering has been deposited upon you.
Seed of life - goblin]
What the actual fuck? I got the "seed" of a goblin? God, I am a wad of smoke and now I have a bit of goblin load. What am I supposed to do with that?
That situation repeated every time my flames went out and were rekindled. After the fifth time I got myself wondering if I became a spirit or something akin to that, perhaps I became the goblin ancestor, or guardian spirit, or who knows, its god?
[Seed of Life has reached enough amount to condense into 'Nectar of life - low grade']
Oh my. behold world for I am become the alchemist of cum, creator of wads undiscovered, loads uncounted for, kneel before my cock snot ways!
Fucking. Pathetic.
The goblin came again after yet another cycle of my flames. This time the goblin took something from the altar, behind the rock table there was a bunch of stuff, I didn't notice it because of the position I was locked in. It had statues, drawings, feathers and such. The goblin took a wooden cup. The green one examined it carefully and soon was jumping in apparent delight. Weird.
[Nectar of life - low grade has been consumed by an {inferior goblin}, its contents will reinforce the {goblin pattern' further}].
… Huh?
The goblin had slurped up whatever the cup was holding, it probably wasn't much since it was a small holder, but I swear its belly puffed up a bit. It was smiling and a very ugly smile. The little shit lay down on the stone table and closed its eyes. I had not much to do than observe the situation. The weirdness of it all grew as much as it happened to the goblin, it was growing a bit right before my non-existent eyes! The thing was amassing mass and growing a bit bigger. Before, it was very skinny, but it grew meat around its bones to the point of a small muscular definition. What got more mass indeed were the genitals, the dick grew longer and fat, until it reached its belly button, and his testicles swollen double in size. It wasn't gigantic by all means, but the little goblin did get a nice package down there.
['Inferior goblin' has assimilated the patterns from the Nectar of Life and developed into 'common goblin']
My, oh my, it's like evolution, huh. Instead of xp we evolve by… cum?! God, am I in some kinky hell form of afterlife?
I actually find my predicament to be quite interesting.
Soon my flames died and so did my conscience yet again.
Gaba! gaba!
The very first thing for me to notice, even before my vision came back, was the grunts the little green shit was doing. That goblin was kneeling before the altar.
Hm. I became its deity, alright.
Then many other goblins came along, although they were not like the first one, they were frail and weak looking, taking a note they did look like before his transformation. All of the new goblins were male, and like the first they started jacking off in front of the stone table.
God, this sure is bizarre.
[offerings have been deposited upon you.
Seed of life - goblin x7]
[Seed of Life has reached enough amount to condense into 'Nectar of life - low grade' x2]
So, I got isekaid to become a cum factory in another world? What a nice name for a novel.
The smaller goblins did the same as the first and try to take the cups from the structure below me, but before that a growl stopped them. The bigger goblin came, the one that started this all and forcefully took the cups from them. He gulped the contents making loud noises as if to taunt the inferior goblins.
Oh, we got an alpha ourselves.
['Nectar of life - low grade' x2 has been consumed by 'common goblin', its inferior to recognized pattern so vital energy will be absorbed]
That goblin sighed in relief after slurping the Nectar. The inferior ones were not happy but couldn't do much to the superior version of themselves.
I believe days have passed since I got here. Well, I'm underground, I can't really say how much has passed but the goblins did not let my flames die out anymore. Not only they became my flame caretakers they brought things to add to the altar. Things like leaves, branches and bones. As it looks like they made an effigy out of that. It was… ugly. It had twigs on its head like horns and one between the legs like a… dick? Back home things like that would be used to light on fire on certain religious dates.
[A totem has been erected in your name. Would you like to inhabit the structure?]
But of course, what's better if not to become an abomination instead of an incorporeal expectator.
My smog form was sucked into the vaguely humanoid shape, it did not disappear but became the "flash" of it. I couldn't move from the wall but I could move my hands.
[A lesser evil spirit has ascended into the physical world]
[You have become an 'infant incubus']
[The following skills will be given:]
Drain life force
Instill desire
Harvest offering
All the goblins looked directly at me, they must have been notified of my 'ascension'?
Huh. Hello?
A gasp was heard.
Dark one we are pleased for you to come!.
Suddenly I was able to understand them, as the oldest and superior goblin spoke in reverence to me.
Yes? Oh, I am a dark one here, huh.
Indeed I was a dark one, my hands were a deep amalgamation of black smog. It felt way better than being incorporeal, even if I couldn't do much.
So… why was I summoned here? What do you want of me?
The leader spoke in soft yet malicious words to me that all goblins had a spirit that they would worship and that it was most auspicious that the first goblin I saw happened to find this lost altar in the caverns.
Dark one, we want from you is power and we will sacrifice much to you. Blood, seed and life!
Hm.
I am favored by you oh dark one, am I not?
What?
Why do you think so?
Oh darkness, you have given me a bit of you, your seed flows inside me, making me stronger.
That goblin moved his hand around its body as if to show the changes compared to the others and of course rested it just around his fat cock. Kneading his schlong he moaned in delight.
I have received blessings. I am more now, more than these things.
Wow, he's become just a bit taller and already has this much ego. I like this narcissistic boi.
I see... Where are the others?
Caph, as the goblin would name himself explained they were the only survivors from an extermination by other races. He also explained to me that he had no female goblins to grant them numbers. Without me they are as lost as they can be.
So, aren't you a predatory species? Don't you take females from other species to breed?
Yes, dark one, but we are too weak, not strong enough to get females.
If it's a dream I don't wanna wake up, its way too funny to be real.
I asked a lot more questions to Gaph and with his limited knowledge and intellect I got to understand a bit of my situation. Apparently I have become something akin to a weak demon? And those little shits got lucky to find an abandoned altar to summon me into this world that, by the looks of it, is a medieval scenario.
I demanded what they would give me in exchange and Gaph came later with a live chicken that he would place upon the altar. The chicken did not move, as if it was incapable.
[An offering has been given upon you. Harvest offering?]
Oh yes, I want.
The chicken struggled a bit and soon a small light smoke waved off its body and was blown into me, and when it hit I felt as if I was revitalized, it wasn't strong but its like I had a heart beating again for a brief second.
And so I have started my journey as an evil spirit.