The most bluffing thing in that situation was the fact that Rain was accepting the attacks… moreover, the king could feel the corrupt power inside Rain… but it was weakening at an astonishing pace. He trained to control that as well, but Rain was doing countless times better than him… that was simply impossible.
"What the hell are you?" The king asked.
"I'm the person who always puts the "pro" in procrastination. I'm a rare species of human known as a "caffeine-powered life form," Rain said. "I'm the one who can recite the entire menu of a fast-food restaurant from memory but can't remember where I left my keys. I'm a professional over-thinker and an amateur pun enthusiast. I'm the human version of a "404 error" – unpredictable and often misunderstood. I'm the living proof that multitasking is just a myth. I can't even drink coffee and talk at the same time without spilling something."
"... Again, how do you and Nigel not get along?" Elisabetha asked.
