"wake u~~~~~~p". (Lady)
"WAKE UP"!!!! (Dante)
"huh? What, what happened is there a demon!?"(Guy)
*BONK*
"OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW WHAT WAS THAT FOR" (Guy)
"it's time for school so get up and go"(Lady)
"yeah be sure to hide your guns properly this time, the only reason the headmaster let it slide this time was because they're huge dumbass"(Dante)
"yeah, yeah..."(Guy)
*skip forward 10 minutes*
my name is Guy Redgrave son of the legendary devil hunter Dante and Lady. After the entire fiasco with the qliphoth tree people finally accepted that demons exist and that the Legendary Dark Knight Sparda was real and not a religion. people were, very off the first 3 years to say (BIGGEST UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE MILLENNIUM). the need for demon hunters rose real fucking quick with dumbasses popping left and right as Legendary hunters. till they realized that modern weaponry was useless without magic power and died horrible gruesome deaths, with males and females getting eaten or raped depending on the demon (mostly eaten because I NEED POWER). Nero and Kyrie are living their best life with Kyrie opening up multiple charities and Nero getting the big bucks in his side of town. I also feel weird being an uncle. Nico is getting rich over selling man made weaponry for humans capable of killing all basic demons quite easily. special weapons (ex. Red Queen) for Cambions and and mid level demons (ex. that super fast red demon in dmc5) and finally demonic weapons for bosses (basically S-SSS demons). demonic weapons are near impossible to find but basically anyone with magic can take down anything if they can react fast enough. Cambions grew super infamous with only Dante, Nero, and Kreyla keeping the peace. speaking of Kreyla she's the daughter of Nico. No clue on her father but he was a mad scientist, it's not confirmed but we all think it's the same person who made the Gold Orbs.
*DING DONG DING DONG DING*
"Hello everyone I hope you have had a wonderful morning as we celebrate the beginning of our beloved college students first year". said Principal Nezha
"I know it's hard seeing your children trying to face the dangerous demons that plague this beautiful earth but rest assured that we have some of the most powerful people watching over our children and will do our darndest to protect them from harm, now a word from our student council president.". P. Nezha
"O.M.G It is the drop dead gorgeous council president who claimed the first seat in her first week of school." extra 1
"I heard that she's dating a 1st year delinquent who flunked and cheats on her all the time" extra 2'"
"mann if I was dating her I'd ride her allll night long" extra 1
"would you like to try that!" SCP (student council president don't get you panties in a twist)
"what?!" extra 1
I Said, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY AND RIDE ME ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!" SCP
"um.. no" extra 1
"WHAT WAS THAT!!" SCP
"N..NO!" extra 1
"That's what I thought cunt" SCP
"I will happily be someone's gf if they can beat my lover Guy!!" SCP
*cut to Guy*
(You motherfucker) "yes it is I her boyfriend!"
"You cheating scumbag!!!" Extra 2
"Yeah what he said!!" Extra 1
"Well, well, then try to pro-..... wait...cheating?..... what are you talking about?" Guy
"Your cheating on her with the hottest inventer Kreyla!!" Extra 2
"...she's my cousin...you disgusting ahh mothafucka." Guy
"Really?!?!" Extra 1,2
"Yeah *shrugs* why?" Guy
"Then that means you're related to The Legendary Weaponsmith Nico!!!!" Extras 1&2
*Imagine DMC5s Mission cut*