Chapter 39 - stink bomb

Fang Yuqing was heartbroken about her sofa and resented Zhou Peng being covered in urine.

After all, Zhou Peng was at the door at that time and was splashed the most.

She immediately yelled at Zhou Peng and told him not to sit on the sofa.

Zhou Peng was very aggrieved inside.

He had listened to Fang Yuqing's words before going to trouble Zhang Yi.

Now he was drenched in urine, freezing and shivering, not to mention the wounds on his body.

As a result, Fang Yuqing had treated him like this!

However, a licking dog is a licking dog after all.

On second thought, it made sense for Fang Yuqing to scold herself.

He hadn't even done a good job of helping Fang Yuqing, his body wasn't clean, how could he defile the sofa in the goddess's house?

The more Zhou Peng thought about it, the more he felt that he was not at a disadvantage in being scolded.

He hurriedly stood up and apologized to Fang Yuqing, "Sorry, Yuqing, it's all my fault. You mustn't be angry!"

Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining were in a hurry to go change their clothes, so they waved their hands at him, "Get out of here, we're going to change our clothes."

Zhou Peng didn't dare to say anything and hurriedly left Fang Yuqing's home.

The two returned to their room and quickly changed out of the clothes that Zhang Yi had splashed urine on.

However, after changing their clothes, they could still smell the pungent odor.

After all, it wasn't just on their clothes, their hair and skin were stained with a lot of it, and it even flowed along their necks to the inside.

With the weather being so cold, taking a bath was tantamount to looking for death, they simply didn't dare.

Therefore, they could only forcefully endure the nausea.

Failing in their actions and causing themselves to be splashed with urine, the two women felt even more hatred towards Zhang Yi in their hearts.

"What to do, Zhang Yi is too cunning, it's not easy to deal with!"

"Damn it, no matter what to do, I have to snatch his house!"

"Let's figure it out, I don't believe he doesn't have any weaknesses!"

Just as the two women were discussing how to deal with Zhang Yi, Zhang Yi sent a message to Fang Yuqing.

"This one is piss, next time I'll throw shit on you guys! (✺ω✺)"

This time it was Zhang Yi who had prepared in a hurry, if he had been allowed to prepare in advance, he would have definitely entertained with a big turd and splashed them all over!

Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining's faces were green, if they were splashed with shit, they would want to die!

Zhang Yi turned off the chat and stopped reading the messages from Fang Yuqing.

Although he had blocked the message alerts, the number of words displaying the number of messages was climbing rapidly, and he didn't need to see it to know that it wasn't anything good.

He went to look inside the owners' group.

Just as soon as he went in, he saw a good show.

Ever since her home had been robbed by Chen Zhenghao, Auntie Lin's spirit seemed to have gone out of whack.

Now she was constantly sending out voices in the group, clamoring for everyone to give her all the supplies.

"I'm the head of our neighborhood committee! Any of you who dare disobey me will wait until the snow melts to arrest you all!"

"Do you hear me? All of you give me a message back! You must bring all your food to my house today!"

But this time, not many people sympathized with her at all.

Ten days had passed, and everyone realized what the general environment was like today.

Officials simply can't care about everyone, and Auntie Lin's so-called neighborhood committee is even more of a fart.

She couldn't scare everyone, and instead, she was mocked.

"Damn old woman, will you hurry up and die?"

"When you cheated our family out of a box of instant noodles, I haven't settled the score with you yet!"

Some people took up the matter of the beginning of the snowstorm again.

"If it wasn't for you telling everyone that it was fine and not letting us stock up on supplies in the first place, how would we have gotten here today?"

The mention of this matter instantly stirred up everyone's anger.

When it had just snowed, even though it was very cold outside, some people still wanted to go out shopping.

But at that time, Big Mother Lin kept saying in the group that the snowstorm would soon pass, and also said that anyone who hoarded supplies would be dealt with, so everyone didn't dare to go out.

By the time a few days later, the snow had closed all the roads, and it was impossible to even think about going out.

If it wasn't for her, everyone could have at least hoarded supplies for half a month longer!

"Damn old woman, look at what you've done!"

"It's all your fault, you pest!"

The neighbors cursed at Auntie Lin.

And rich second-generation Xu Hao appeared in the group.

"Purchase supplies at a high price, whether it's for food or drink, I'll pay 10,000 dollars for a pack of instant noodles, and I'll give 5,000 for a bottle of mineral water!"

The price of instant noodles had come to 10,000, Xu Hao was really in a hurry, his money would become waste paper if he didn't use it now.

Zhang Yi shook his head, "What a time to be thinking about using money to buy things."

Just as Zhang Yi's words fell, someone immediately jumped out.

"I have some food at home, I can sell it to you."

Zhang Yi was instantly speechless.

It looked like no matter what time of the day it was, there would always be people who were so greedy that they were willing to lay down their lives for money.

Even if the hope was slim, there were still people who were betting that this snowstorm would not last too long.

However, only Zhang Yi knows that this snowstorm will continue for a very long time.

And after this snow, even if the snow stopped, the whole world would need a very long time to recover.

Money is not even as useful as waste paper, at least the waste paper can still be kept to wipe your ass.

When Zhang Yi thought of this, a bad taste suddenly appeared in his mind.

The toilet paper inside his warehouse was so much that he couldn't use it up, but the neighbors probably didn't have that much at home.

If the toilet paper ran out, what would they wipe their asses with?

Soon, he shook his head again.

"If you don't have enough to eat every day, you probably poop very little!"

However, this also signaled that the harmony that was barely maintained now would soon be broken.

Zhang Yi knew what horrible beasts people would turn into once when the food was completely cut off.

...

The next day, Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining ran to Zhang Yi's house again and knocked on the door.

They begged and pleaded at the door, hoping that Zhang Yi would let them in, and said that they were about to freeze to death.

Zhang Yi ignored them.

Frozen to death?

That was exactly what Zhang Yi wanted to see.

When Zhang Yi didn't respond, they said that they would give them some food for the sake of their past love.

Through the surveillance probe, Zhang Yi saw that they had come with umbrellas.

It looked like they had left a psychological shadow after being splashed with urine yesterday.

However, Zhang Yi was not stupid enough to open the door for them.

If he guessed correctly, they were all carrying knives on their bodies, ready to kill themselves and loot the house and supplies.

Zhang Yi thought about it and opened the foreign space.

Inside the warehouse, there were many miscellaneous items that could not be used on weekdays, and at that time, Zhang Yi had put them all away by hand.

Anyway, his alien space was big enough, so he didn't have to worry about taking up space.

He didn't expect it to come in handy now.

He took two Stink Bombs out from the toy area inside.

This kind of toy was for pranks, and after it was lit, it would emit an extremely disgusting stench.

And it was extremely difficult to wash off with water and washing powder.

As he listened to the voices of Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining outside the door, he heatedly smiled, picked up the stink bombs and walked over.