"Hurry up already! I've been waiting for far too long in here!" Amanda shouts at Vosh while in the bath, she's wearing a swimsuit and has a glowing brush in her hand. "I need to get the radiation out of your hair. Even though the weakest citizen has skin denser than lead and tree bark is as strong as steel on average, tree leaves don't take too well to Radiation and the longer you stay out there is the more you'll be killing the plant life!"
It was actually a rather big bath. There was a hot springs like area towards the back of the room but Amanda was standing near the door impatiently.
Suddenly the door opens and Vosh says, "Sorry about that, I didnt quite understand how to wrap this around myself." Vosh pauses for a moment, staring at Amanda. He narrows his eyes at her quizzically.
Amanda asks, "Is something wrong?"
Vosh looks her up and down then says, "Strangely even though it's still you and you've always seemed moderately attractive to me, currently.... You seem more attractive than usual but it's a different kind of attraction? It's enticing in nature. I dont quite understand."
Amanda suddenly blushes, "Uh.... Your.... Umm... Thing is...." She points between his legs.
Vosh looks down and raises an eyebrow, "Is this normal?" He asks while feeling very confused.
Amanda notices he's confused, which confuses her. "You've never had an erection before?"
"This is called an "Erection"?" Vosh asks himself.
Amanda asks in astonishment, "You've never seen a woman naked before?! How old are you?!!"
Vosh says, "I've technically only existed in this reality for a few days now."
Amanda's jaws open wide, "You know, you're either a really good liar or you genuinely are a couple days old. In fact, the latter would explain a lot but I just can't bring myself to believe it. Let me see your status screen."
"Status" Vosh says
---------Status-----------
Name: Vosh [Void]
Race: ???
Age: ???
Job: none (18 New Jobs Available)
Titles: [God's Chosen] [Foreigner] [Mana Lord]
Level: 592/????
Weight: 200kg
»Stats«
•Health Points: 1,842,799
•Strength^: 147,666kg
•Resistance^: 724Adm
•Mana affinity: 100% (↑Channeling)
•Mana Capacity: 1.73 trillion (↑Focus)
•Auxillary Stats^
»Active Skills«
•Omnispeaker:max (New!)
•Detect:max--->Awareness:max--->Notice:lvl03(New Sub-Advance)
•Strength Burst:max---> Strength Blast:lvl09 (New Sub-Average!)
•Enduring body:lvl78
•Transcend Strength:lvl24
•Robust Skin:max--->Durable Skin:lvl35 (New Super Innate!)
•Dense Magic Barrier:max--->Durable Magic Barrier:lvl45(New Super Innate!)
•Multivision:lvl471
•Perfect Reverse Mana Channel lvl:max (New Alpha!)
»Passive Skills«
•God's blessing:lvl01 (New!)
•|????????????| Link:lvl?? (????)
•Pain Resistance:lvl09(New Average!)
•Mana Perspiration (New Alpha!)
°°°°Status°°°°
<[Slightly Horny]
<[Perfect Mana Channel]
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Amanda says in a monotone voice, "What is this? I mean, I was half joking you know? You shouldn't go around giving people your personal information like that." She puts a hand on her chin while in thought, "Your age is unknown and your last name is in brackets for some reason but you say you were born a few days ago?"
Vosh corrects her, "No. I said I started existing in this reality a few days ago."
Amanda pauses for a second then says, "Your title of [God's Chosen] really checks out it seems.... Can I ask you some questions regarding your status sheet?"
Vosh says, "Sure."
"Uh, so that one part of the [Passive Skills] that's just the word "link level" with a bunch of question marks? And below that on [Status] that's a bunch of question marks?" She asks as monotonously as she can probably muster.
"Probably has something to do with the link to my main body that exists outside of this reality. My main body is linked to this body using a state of superposition connecting my consciousness with this brain's, but my main body doesn't exist within this reality so the link, though it exists, also can't be identified as it exists in a state of real and not real."
Amanda stares at him in silence then asks, "And the [Perfect Mana Channel] in your [Status] list?"
Vosh replies, "Oh that. Compared to other realities, this reality has more extra forces than the average reality I've seen. So I made this body compatible to the utmost best of my abilities with that extra natural force and it's force carrier."
Amanda closes her eyes and nods her head calmly, "I get it. Understandable I guess." However, she thought, "I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS!!!! Extra forces? Stuff existing as real and not real simultaneously? It sounds like absolute nonsense! But it's right there??! I don't get it at all."
If Amanda was any more confused, steam would rise from her head. She realized that despite her words, she just couldn't hide her expression.
Vosh says to her, "You guys don't know the natural tendencies of forces in your universe? [Gravity], [Electromagnetism], [Strong Force] and [Weak Force]?"
Amanda replies, "I definitely know of the ones you mentioned like [Gravity] and [Electromagnetism], but what did you mean by "extra forces"?"
Vosh thinks for a moment, "That's..... I'm not sure you can fathom the concept fully."
Amanda replies confidently, "Try me, I'm quite the knowledgeable woman you know?"
Vosh inhales deeply, getting ready to dump a whole lot of information "[Thing] occasionally comes to exist within the [Void], among those many [Thing]s an individual [Law] might suddenly start existing in an undeterred [Form], there being no [Distance] in [Void] another [Law] in a different [Form] may be compatible with it and interweave together and many others may also follow suit to create a stable structure which creates other stable structures and so on to eventually form a [Reality] where things are [Real] or otherwise known as [Exist] in a manner specified by the individual [Reality]. There are many different realities out there, most exist in a form you can't possibly perceive as you belong to a whole different set of [Laws]. The [Laws] in your [Reality] go under a category of what I like to call [Laws of Particles] and [Laws of Forces]. There are many tiny details that make up the entirety of those two categories but while some are necessary for a reality to not destroy itself, extra ones exist for no particular reason aside from being coincidentally formed by the [Laws]. Some are artificially made by intelligent beings and others are naturally formed over time as [Laws] may even change for various reasons. There are at least a dozen of these extra forces within the infinite multiverse you exist in. Mana, is one of them. Magicity being the force, mana being the force carrier just like Light is a force carrier for the electromagnetic force. Mana also is influenced by other forces, usually gravity and electromagnetism. Which is why it's manipulable by us. But that's only possible because in the case of most species on this planet, earliest of life here evolved to develop nerve patterns that are highly compatible with the force and carriers of Magicity and also evolving to use mana as a resource throughout the body, third in importance only to oxygen and water. I, while creating this body created the most efficient [Mana Channels] possible. I can in fact exceed 100% affinity giving me a level of efficiency that I haven't fully tested out myself. Do you understand?"
"I don't understand any of this. Please stop. My [Knowledge] auxiliary stat increased drastically just having the words in my memory, I also have a headache now and I still don't understand most of the shit you said before you started speaking about evolution. I need time to digest this new information." Amanda says kneeling down and rubbing her head but is startled when she looks up, "YOU STILL HAVE AN ERECTION??!"
"Is it that bad?" Vosh asks her.
"It's not necessarily a bad thing, it's just very inappropriate to do in front of people who you have no sexual relations with." Amanda says standing up while trying to keep whatever calm is left in her head.
Vosh looks at her boobs curiously, "Sexual relations?"
"You don't even know what sex is? As in you made this body with such a large penis not because you want to monopolize the large population of masochistic women?" Amanda asks, also quizzically.
"No. This whole body was made using the average measurements of each male humanoid race. I optimized according to what my common sense directed within a certain limit. I ended up with this because of that. Had no directions on penis size." Vosh says.
"What? No that's not right. No humanoid has a penis that si-" she pauses for a second, realizing he said "humanoid" and that includes the race of giants. "On second thought, that makes perfect sense."
She sighs loudly out of exhaustion, realizing that he made himself with a huge penis because he had no "common" sense regarding genital sizes, which she finds the clumsiness weirdly adorable, "What am I going to even do with you?"
Vosh almost replied what she was thinking earlier about exploiting him but instead says, "I don't know, what are you going to do with me?"
She thinks for a moment and says, "Well firstly, sit here. I still need to wash that radiation out of your hair."
Vosh walks over to a mirror, erection in tow and sits on a stool. She throws a bucket of cold water on his hair.
"So you're essential-" Amanda stops thinking for a moment in annoyance, "Could you please put that away? I'm trying to have serious thoughts here." Amanda asks still annoyed, feeling uncomfortable having to stand above him and look at it while she scrubs his hair.
Vosh asks, "How?"
Amanda replies in outrage, "How am I supposed to know that??!? Its your THING!!!" She starts scrubbing harder.
Vosh exclaims in pain, "Ow!" As his erection slightly drops. Amanda then realizes pain seems to distract him from horny thoughts.
"Ah. So he's not a masochist? Excellent." She thinks as she increases the pressure and watch as it slowly deflates.
After a few minutes of silence Amanda thinks to herself, "It's going to take another fifteen minutes to get rid of all this radiation, rotting blood and grime. Oh wait, is his hair actually white? Sure as hell looks brown and black with all the dried blood in it. What nice color for hair! I hope he takes better care of it since it really suits his cute face better than the brown and black one."
White, a color signifying blankness and purity.
".... It really suits him. A grown man that doesn't even know what sex is. Like a child that just realized girls are actually cute. Wait, isn't that basically what he is? He's like, less than a week old isn't he?" She smiles outwardly at her realization, "What a precious child. I'll have to teach him the ways of this world to protect him... And hopefully purge him of his unnecessarily lustful thoughts and protect him from the pervert masochistic women that want to dirty him with sinful acts.... Like that fanatic priestess. How could I entrust this child to such perverts? I won't have it."
Vosh, who's been reading her thoughts asks her, "It's a bit strange that I suddenly have the urge to call you Onee-sama?"
Amanda confusingly asks, "Huh? What does that mean?"
Vosh replies, "I have no idea. It just popped up in my head for some reason."
Amanda sighs for what feels like the umpteenth then says, "What a strange child I have. Weird names, weird titles, weird race, we-"
Vosh asks quizzically, "What's a "Child"?"
Suddenly the brushing stops. Amanda pauses for a second and then asks, "D-did I just say that out loud?!"
Vosh nods his head in affirmation.
"Forget you heard it." She requests sternly.
"Ok" Vosh replies a bit disappointed his question was going unanswered, then she continues the scrubbing.
Her thoughts however were chaotic, "GAAAAAAAAAAH THAT WAS CLOSE!!!! ICANTBELIEVEHEHEARDMESAYTHATOMGITHOUGHTIWASGOINGTODIEOFEMBARRASSMENTTOBECALLINGSOMEONEWHOSBASICALLYASTRANGERASMYYOUNGERBROTHERIMUSTBEINSANEWHATTHEHELLISWRONGWITH-"
"Your face has changed color. Is that normal?" Vosh asks as he looks back at her.
Amanda, with the straightest pokerface she could muster confidently states, "Yes. In fact it's about as normal, as you getting a boner over merely a woman in a swi- THERE IT IS AGAIN!!!"
Once again, Vosh suddenly has a huge erection. "Ah. I can't help it, you look so..... Attractive? No, those aren't the exact words. Can you show me where the library is after this? I need to expand my vocabulary to communicate properly."
"S-sure. It's the room right next to this, you can't miss it. You can go when we're done." Amanda regains her composure. She thinks to herself, "Truly a troublesome child.... Who apparently thinks of me sexually? Mayhaps these feelings of mine are one sided? It's a bit soon to be asking questions like "What am I to you?" He's practically a stranger. I met him earlier today. Yet, I can't help but want to protect him. He's so innocent and adorable, I just want to squish his cheeks and headpats him. But as much as I want to know what he really sees me as, I can't be asking that on the first day right?"
"I think you're a nice person." Vosh says to her.
She blushes again and starts questioning if he's just picking on her. But then she remembers what is usually said about her by other people, "The majority of the population in this city would disagree with you largely."
Vosh replies, "I don't know what everyone else knows, all i know is that you clothed me, feed me and now you're bathing me. Later you'll show me the place where I can sleep and tomorrow you'll have me working here for decent pay. You may have ulterior motives to it, I bet, but you are in fact treating me the best I've been treated since I started existing."
Amanda is quiet and calm after listening. She says to him in a low tone, "I wonder how long you'll be able to say that....." She pauses for a while, basking in her thoughts. "In any case, it's not like I'm doing this for free you know? You'll be risking your life out there for me right? It's only natural I take care of my new tool so its in the best shape to move boxes and hunt monsters. Don't get any weird feelings of attachment to me or anything like that."
Vosh looks at her actions and looks at her words, realizing she doesn't sound very convincing. He concludes that she's not really trying to convince him. Not wanting to push her about it he says, "Yes yes.". Then the room falls back in silence.
A couple minutes later
"Finally, all of the radiation is bonded to the radiation collecting shampoo. Turn on the shower and wash It out of your head and when you're done, head to the library, I have some books you'll have to study before bed. We have an early day tomorrow, I'm going to show you how to mix basic medicinal potions and then we're going to register you at the Guild tomorrow. Afterwards, we're going to do some monster hunting by ourselves."
Vosh asks, "By ourselves? You didn't go by yourself today. So why with only me this time?"
"Did you not notice what you did to the team today? You broke the dark priestess by just being in front of her naked and there's no chance Villa even wants to know you exist much less fight along side you. As for the rest..... Tch! I can't stand that Helfried's dumb accent, face and hair. I'd rather not even see him until next week if possible." She states, completely ignoring Dale the club user.
Vosh watches her turn and walk out the door and out of habit he developed during fights, observed every minor movement she made. "Thinking about it, even for normal humanoid standards, isn't she a bit.... Squishy and jiggly?" Vosh did in fact notice that the swimsuit was really tight on her body, especially around her waist and chest area. The poor swimsuit could barely contain either. Her breasts bulging out in every direction that the swimsuit wasn't covering. Same for her waist except the front area. Vosh did also notice that the bikini was so small on her behind, it might as well have been a string. "Why am I even taking such note of her physical qualities? Are men instinctively like this? The status sheet said I was "[Slightly Horny]" is that why I keep examining her like this? I'm [Horny]?" He thinks to himself, feeling his boner die in confusion. "I don't quite understand the nature of this status effect. In fact, I don't understand most of the things regarding this body. Especially the [Emotions] and [Instincts]. I don't understand them at all."
And with thoughts like that, Vosh proceeded to wash the shampoo out of his head, dry himself off using [Heat Magic], struggle to put on his sweat pants and T-shirt and leave the bathroom. Somewhere along the way, he gets soft again.