Let's put aside the fact that Porco-san, for some reason, regarded the Hero of Light Klau-san as his rival in love.
We had a meal and talked about what we'd been up to these days.
But.
"You sure have it good… Even if your wife is mad at you, another one will console you…"
Haa… Agartha slumped his shoulder while drinking.
Before I knew it, the party had turned into a complaining tournament of sorts, or was it just my imagination?
Well, it was a social gathering, so not that it mattered, but…
Still, I wondered if something happened between him and Lama-san…
By the way, 'Lama-san' was Agartha's wife. When he had turned into a Blackdoll and attacked the dragonfolk village, she was the silver dragon who led the guards and appeared to intercept him.
In her humanoid form, she looked like a beautiful female warrior with an atmosphere similar to Arca, and… she had given him quite a strong slap back then.
She did look like she would be really scary when angry, but…
"But Lama-san is the type of person who would be happy as long as you stay by her side, isn't she? And you're practically staying in the village the whole time now, how did you make her mad?"
"Well… it was just the other day… I was training the young girls in the village, but they ended up falling in love with me for some reason… said they'd like to give birth to my child as I was the strongest warrior in the village, so I ended up letting it get to my head and foolishly replied: 'Sheesh, alright, guess I've got no other choice. Make sure to keep it a secret from Lama, okay?' but guess the best part, my wife was actually right behind when I said that…"
"Uwaa…"
Seeing Agartha look down with a gloomy face, my face twitched involuntarily.
We, humans, were polygamous, so as long as the wife gave her permission, we could take more than one wife, but as far as I knew, dragonfolks were monogamous.
Judging by how depressed he was, he must have been beaten half-death.
Right then.
"Good grief, this is the problem with unprincipled men. Women need to be treated more delicately."
"I can't agree more."
Canaan and Porco-san shrugged their shoulders in unison.
After staring at them with half-closed eyes, Agartha sighed and said, "…Haa. Sure is good to be a virgin…"
"W-who are you calling a virgin?!"
"I-i-i-i-i-indeed?! W-what is your basis for such slander?!"
Klau-san calmed down the clearly agitated duo, "There, there, calm down you two. There's nothing to be ashamed of for being a virgin."
""...""
Being stared at with 'You're a prince charming, what the hell do you know' faces, Klau-san revealed a smile.
But what he said next was a shocker, "Don't worry. Just between us, I don't have experience with women, either. I'm saving it for the one woman I truly love."
""!""
At that moment, a sense of camaraderie suddenly sprouted between them, and the two quickly moved to Klau-san's side.
Then, as if they had gained a strong backing, they said with a calm look on their faces:
"Good grief, you all should follow his example."
"I can't agree more. Practicing polygamy or being attracted to other women when you already have a wife, those are out of line."
""...""
I mean, you tried to steal someone else's wife…
What the hell are you talking about… I directed a doubtful gaze at Porco-san when Yomi unexpectedly joined this useless topic, "Ridiculous. Competing for superiority based on the fact if one has or has not mated is the height of stupidity."
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E-even if you say it with such a serious face… we all immediately sobered up.
Or rather, he was a virgin too, wasn't he? But what exactly was this overwhelming sense of superiority he gave off that made you feel like you couldn't deny him…
I'd never seen such a strong virgin…