As the other saintesses were facing crises, being completely clueless about all of it, I was about to face a crisis myself.
Because,
"…Mommy?"
"…Huh?"
No, when did I become a mother!?
I received a huge shock.
Yes, a strange girl who'd showed up out of nowhere called me her mommy.
From her looks, she was about 6, perhaps?
She was dressed in black-based clothing and was holding a rabbit-like stuffed animal. A really cute girl.
The problem was why would such a girl call me mommy. It went without saying that I had no memory of ever giving birth to a child like her.
What if Exa or the pig had knocked me up while I was asleep? No, I would have noticed it if I was pregnant. Age-wise, she was obviously not a newborn, either.
If so, whose child was this?
Well, given where this was, she was probably a child of minotaur, but still, to mistake me as her mommy…
Could it be that my chest has finally experienced its rapid growth after I came here?
With that expectation, I looked down at my chest, but my gaze went past my chest and landed on my feet beyond it.
"..."
This girl isn't a child of minotaur!?
Intruder, there's an intruder here!? As I was feeling desperate, the pig showed up, "S-saintess-sama… gafu," his face swollen and his feet unsteady.
It was apparent that the Madame's husband had given him a good beating.
That was what you'd get for trying to dive into the boobs of another man's wife.
He should be grateful that he wasn't turned into minced meat.
"Pig, you came at the perfect time!? Look, this girl!?"
"...Yes?"
When he looked down at the girl, she grabbed the hem of my clothes and hid behind me while saying, "Mommy…"
Then.
Shhhhhhhhhhh-pah, the swells on the pig's face disappeared, returning to its original appearance.
As I was wondering about the principle behind its working, the pig went down on his knee and smiled, "It's me, Daddy."
――Slap!
"Abuu!?"
"What nonsense are you spouting now!? Keep your jokes to yourself!?"
"I-I'm showwyy…"
Twitch, twitch, as the pig apologized while being on the verge of dying, I explained the situation with a sigh.
With a bright red slap mark on his cheek, the pig then wore a serious look, folded his arms, and said, "It's quite strange, indeed. Even if she mistakes you, Saintess-sama, for her mother, one look at you should be sufficient for anyone to tell that you aren't from this village…"
――Glance.
"You're talking about my race, right? You're absolutely not talking about my chest, right?"
When I widened my eyes and asked, the pig nodded his head repeatedly like a puppet, saying, "O-of course…"
That's it, I'm gonna cut you into mince, I inwardly made up my mind.
"—Hm, so you were here."
""!""
Igniver-sama, who had been looking around the village, suddenly showed up in front of us.
"Igniver-sama!"
Of course, the recently-having-become-indiscriminate pig tried to take advantage of her plump breasts, but—
――Grab!
"Hebu!?"
Just before he succeeded, he was stopped with an iron claw.
That's Igniver-sama for you.
She was even able to lift the fat pig off the ground with one hand.
"Forgive me, son of dwarf. My body has already belonged to my husband. Therefore, I can't let anyone else touch me."
"I-is that so…"
Igniver-sama was constricting the pig with grinding sounds, but then she suddenly turned to me and said, "I'm curious, why are you carrying that 'demon'? Is she not our enemy?"
"Huh?"
Demon…
This child is a 'demon'!?
At the shocking truth, I felt like my eyes were about to pop out of their sockets, but—
"…Mommy?"
No, I'm telling you, I'm not your mommy!?
More than that, the fact that the said demon kept on calling me her mommy was more shocking to me.