Having made the decision to alert the demi-human villages in preparation for the attack of the demons, we decided to split into groups, each of which consisted of two saintesses and one of the Five excluding Sinus-sama and Turbo-sama, to visit each village.
Of course, given that there were seven saintesses, one would have to group up with Exa, which led to the break out of 'Legal Wife Rock-paper-scissors'.
As the name suggested, the one who won this kinda absurd-rock-paper-scissors would be declared as the legal wife by heaven, but every time someone won, the other self-proclaimed legal wives would raise objections and the game would restart, establishing a hellish cycle. Though eventually, they decided to replace Exa with Iris, thus ending the little farce.
By the way, Exa ended up leaving for the mermaid village to accompany Sinus-sama who originally planned to say, but well, that might be for the best.
Turbo-sama also went back to her temple to check on the children because she couldn't stop worrying about them.
"By the way, Saintess-sama. What is your thought in regards to 'married woman'?"
"...Huh?"
Anyways, Igniver-sama brought me and Ophir to the minotaur village. Upon arriving, I received such a question from the pig, whom I'd thought was enjoying himself over here, with a mysterious look on his face.
Further, Nazarie, who had been staying here with him, was dried out like a mummy, but… well, that was beside the point.
"Don't tell me you fell in love with another married woman? Have you not learned your lesson from how it ended with Magmell?" I glared at him with slight contempt.
"W-well, I know, but…" The pig sweated profusely, and continued, "Every woman that caught my eye is already married… I mean, the rate of couples and women with children in this village is very high. Only a few of them are single…"
"Wow, really?"
Hmm, taking a look around, there were surely only women with children here.
Not to mention, most of them had more than two children.
Well, it was no wonder there were so many big-breasted women here.
It was probably the result of a necessary evolution for raising children.
I see now, I nodded, and the pig clenched his fists and said with a look of determination, "Therefore, I thought. A married woman with a child may not be bad, either!"
"..."
Pig...
I told you, quit trying to steal another man's wife…
Maybe letting him suffer through a painful experience once would be good medicine for him…
I inwardly prayed for the pig to receive divine punishment when he seemed to have spotted someone, "Oh, Crete-sama!" and whoosh dashed away at an un-pig-like speed.
"My, hello, Porco-san."
It seemed that the gentle-looking minotaur that was overflowing with a motherly aura was the pig's current favorite.
Certainly, a prim and proper enormous-breasted beauty like her fit the pig's strike zone dead in the center.
"You're looking beautiful today as well~!"
At the momentum he was going, it seemed like the pig was gonna dive right into those enormous breasts, but—
――Grab.
"Geh!?"
A big and muscular man grabbed his neck midway, and his legs rose diagonally upward like a pendulum.
Then.
"Yo, why don't we have a little chat over there, pig bastard."
"E-eeeeek~!? P-please save me, Saintess-sama~!?"
The pig was dragged away by the man who seemed to be the woman's husband.
"...Haah."
Well, Exa was kind, but that was how you would normally end up when you were trying to mess around with another man's woman…
There went our regrettable pig…