—Shortly before then.
I was saying farewell to the pig who was apparently going to be leaving for the minotaur village.
When we were traveling together, I'd always wanted to get rid of him as soon as possible, but now that we were finally gonna part, I honestly felt a little lonely.
He'd never stop making me angry, but all in all, traveling with the pig was kind of fun.
I was sure that the pig was feeling the same.
...But there was no way around it.
You had your own role, and I had mine. Although it was gonna be lonely without you around, let's do our best to fulfill our roles.
Or so I thought, but—
"Man, it sure is going to be lonely!"
――Fidget fidget, fidget fidget.
"..."
No, no, no, no, no…
Hang on a second.
His memories of traveling with me had been completely overwritten by boobs, yet here I was feeling lonely, didn't that make me an idiot?
Somehow, the thought really pissed me off.
"Y-yeah, I know right…"
However, I tried my hardest to smile as calmly as possible.
If I let my emotions get the better of me, the pig would realize that I was feeling a little lonely.
If that happened, the pig would surely get cocky and think that I was in love with him.
That was why I suppressed my emotions, but—
"Indeed, it's really going to be lonely. Ophir-sama, Magmell-sama, Terra-sama, Sinus-sama, Shiva-sama, Arcadia-sama, Igniver-sama, Turbo-sama, Phinis-sama, Fluga-sama, Zana-sama, Tirna-sama, and most importantly Saintess-sama—I'm going to miss all yo-gufu!?"
In the end, I couldn't stop myself.
After throwing a nearby pillow with all my strength, I screamed at the pig, "Don't take advantage of the confusion to arrange our breast size in order, you pig!? You want me to hit you!?"
"B-but you already hit me… gefu."
And so, the pig ended up in a state of near-death before he even set off.
Good grief, so rude!
◇ ◇
Well, enough about the pig.
A new problem cropped up.
"Noooo~!? I don't want to part from this chest~!?"
Yes, Nazarie was crying on Tirna's chest.
She was going to be leaving for the big boobs garden with the pig, but she started throwing a tantrum right before they were about to depart.
But I got where she was coming from.
To make an analogy, she was like a lizard going to march into an army of dragons by herself.
It was no wonder she was afraid.
However, her abilities were indispensable for the reconstruction of the village.
And more importantly, she was the only one who could stop her childhood friend, the pig, in the unlikely event that he went on a rampage.
Therefore, I smiled, "It's okay," and said, "You have us. Whenever you're anxious, just remember us."
"O-oh, as expected of Infinite Zero… Our only hope…"
"No, who are you calling "No Breasts (Infinite Zero)"!? You want me to beat you!?"
It wasn't like I got 'none', alright!?
They were just very small!?
And admitting that made me sad, so hurry up and go already!?