After learning that Idiot Exa had headed to the place of the goddess
of wind from the goddess of earth-Terra-sama, we left Algren and
headed for the desert in the east.
Of course, I couldn't fly like Idiot Exa, so I had no choice but to travel
by walking with Porco, but thankfully, many travelers took the
initiative to give us a ride in their carriages.
Well, it was a matter of course.
After all, I was a saintess whose beauty was like that of a goddess
herself, men couldn't help but to take a second look when they
caught a mere glimpse of me.
But that's exactly why I knew.
That all men in this world were holding a secret desire to violate this
innocent me deep in their hearts.
I mean, why wouldn't they? Men were that kind of creature, after all.
Anyways, you were the same right, Porco?
I knew it, you know?
The fact that you always looked at me with lecherous eyes.
"—Oh, would you like some mochi too, Saintess-sama?"
"..."
No, look at me with lecherous eyes, why don't you!?
I knew the coachman was outside, but you were alone with a
beautiful girl in such a small space, you know!?
Yet, why did you only look at those mochis!?
Look at my attractive body, would you!?
Or rather, when did you buy those mochis!?
No, he must've bought them in the town we had stopped by a while
ago, but had the thought of asking me first never crossed his mind!?
I was a saintess, you know!?
And you made little of me!?
"Well, I'll have one then…"
"Yes, it's delicious, you know~."
But well, I wouldn't say no if he offered me some!
I was hungry, after all!
Receiving the piping hot mochi from the pig, I took a bite of it.
Mm, it was sweet and so good.
Munch munch, while chewing the mochi, I took a glance at the pig.
"Hafuu~."
This pig sure could eat.
Well, that was why his belly had become so flabby.
More importantly, did this pig seriously not see me as a woman?
Was he perhaps homosexual?
I mean, he was always by the side of this beautiful me around the
clock, wasn't he?
Wouldn't a straight guy already lose control of his lust by this time?
Well, if he had made a move on me, I would've given him double
slap in the face and ditched him, though.
But still, him not seeing me in that way kinda pissed me off for some
reason… wait, that made it sounded like I was interested in this pig!?
I wasn't interested in him at all!?
I was just pissed off at the fact that there was a man who didn't fall
for my beauty! That was simply preposterous!
Right, that must be it—Porco was homosexual!
That was the only answer!
Alright, that settled it!
I'd take no objection~! It was as I was swallowing the rest of my
mochi.
"—Hafuu-gasp!?"
"?"
Porco's jaw dropped all of a sudden, as if something took him by
great surprise.
When I followed his line of sight, there I saw a woman on a horse
galloping in our direction, but… her breasts were really big.
To the point that they wouldn't lose out to that of a cow's.
Boing boing, they were bouncing non-stop as the horse sped.
"O-oh dear, she seems to be in a hurry, doesn't she!"
"..."
Hang on a second, pig. Let me give you a taste of a saintess's fist,
seriously.