"—Grand Earth Brave!"
――Swish swish swish swish swish!
"""""Gigeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?"""""
The moment I thrusted the Holy Sword into the ground, a mass of
rock broke into a myriad of sharp blades, which then skewered the
monsters in front of me.
As a result, they were fatally injur—no, died instantly.
Hence, I swung the Holy Sword to remove the mud staining its
blade, and put it back into the scabbard.
Then, Porco approached me excitedly, "T-that was amazing,
Saintess-sama! Was that the new attribute Combat Art that the
goddess gave you?"
"Yes, that's right. I also acquired other earth-attribute Combat Arts.
Words can't express how grateful I am." I replied with a benevolent
smile, but—inwardly, I was full of complaints and feeling like about to
explode at any moment.
I mean, what the hell!?
I thought I could become a goddess!?
Just why did I only get some attributed Combat Arts!?
This was totally different from what I was expecting!?
Well, attributed Combat Arts was much more powerful than normal
ones, and I was thankful for it!
But it couldn't be all there was to the power of god, could it!?
Wasn't it supposed to be more, uhh, grand-ish!?
Rather, the power of god could only be that way, couldn't it!?
And to make matters worse, there's this!?
『Skill――"Perfect Conception": Able to get pregnant at will』
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No, what was with this skill!?
Eh, what!?
Was it telling me to get pregnant!?
With whose child!?
"Iyaa, as expected of Saintess-sama!"
"..."
Eh, don't tell me it's this pig's—!? I felt lightheaded.
N-n-no way!?
Wasn't that just like in those books about Orcs' sexual assault that
was usually sold at shady bookstores!?
No, well, it wasn't like I ever bought one of those indecent books,
though!?
A-anyway, let's calm down for now…
W-well, Terra-sama was a god who governed over life after all, it was
no wonder she bestowed this kind of skill.
But now wasn't the time!?
Now wasn't the time for that!?
Rather, wasn't Idiot Exa bestowed with this power too? Just what
was he going to do with it!?
I bet he was going to use it to do indecent things with those
saintesses!
Scum!
Ahh, no no, I got goose bumps thinking about it!?
"Oya, is there something wrong, Saintess-sama? Do you perhaps
feel cold?"
"Y-yes, a bit. How about we have stew to warm our bodies
tonight…?"
And to warm my exhausted heart, too…
"Yes, I understand. Then this Porco shall prepare a super special
stew for Saintess-sama!"
And so, at dinner, we sat surrounding a bonfire, enjoying stew.
Ah~ that hits the spot~...