Raising my two arms, blocking Kaido's kanabo, I quickly clutched it and yanked him closer to the ground as I violently kneed him in the stomach, causing him to dry-heave as he held his stomach, clearly in pain. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to follow up, as Sebas moved him out of the way while Shanks and Scar both attacked me, preventing me from chasing behind Kaido and forcing me to deal with these two non-devil fruit and conqueror haki users.
'Heh, then again, if I really wanted to, I could've killed everyone already, though if I did that, who would pass on the tale of Chaos Kong?' Thought Diddy with a faint smirk as he gazed at Kaido while deflecting Shanks and Scars attacks with merely one hand.
"Tsk, can you at least look like you're trying? It's really disheartening, you know." Asked Shanks with an unsightly expression as he repeatedly swung his sword with masterful skill and might, his every slash, which was capable of slicing through mountains, was blocked by a golden brown hand.
"Oi, shut it, Red-haired! The last thing I want for Kong is to try. If that happens, next you know, we're going to be laying dead right next to each other." Remarked Scar with a grunt as he focused on Diddy, who deflected his every punch and kick with ease, knowing the weak points of his technique since he was the one who taught him.
Shifting my focus to the two, I raised an eyebrow before suddenly appearing behind them while they attacked my afterimage, only realizing far too late what had happened. Before they turned around, I placed both of my fists a mere inch away from their back as I used one of my seventy-two Bian, brutally punching their backs and sending them crashing into the ground.
Leaping backward, evading a wave of plasma, I twisted my body, narrowly dodging a barrage of deadly strings from one of the Seraphims, only to toss a bolt of lightning at him while shifting my focus to Ace, who lunged at me while leaving a fiery trail behind him.
"Fire Fist!" Yelled Ace as he punched Diddy, launching a massive wave of flames towards him that morphed into a fist.
Smirking, I did the same and punched Ace, yet unlike him, I used my lightning, morphing it into a fist as I easily overpowered his fist while hitting him, sending him crashing through several dunes in the distance.
Landing on the ground, I flipped forward, evading Grand's charge while I outstretched my arm behind me, grasping Reiju's foot just as she emerged from a random photo on the ground, which littered the ground in thousands, creating a vast network throughout the battlefield that allowed for quick and stealthy movement.
"Hehe, even your brother is stronger than you." Said Diddy blandly as he twisted his head around and glanced at Reiju, violently kicked his face with her other leg, yet he simply caught it with his mouth.
Just as I was about to crush Reiju's foot, she suddenly vanished from my grasp, only for a photo to appear floating in the air; although I had quickly cut the paper in half, Reiju was nowhere to be seen, clearly having escaped to another photo amongst the thousands of different ones that were sprawled across the glassy desert.
"Diablo Jambè!" Yelled Sanji loudly as he kicked Diddy, his foot engulfed with bright blu flames, yet he was promptly backhanded into the ground, his leg having been bent the wrong way.
Ignoring Sanji, I suddenly lean forward, colliding head-first with Luffy's fist, causing him to cry in pain before he reeled his head back, his neck stretching over a hundred meters as he slammed his head forward.
Smirking, I licked my fangs and did the same, meeting his head-butt with my own as I intended to split it open, yet just as we were about to collide, I was kicked from the side, knocking me down onto the ground.
'Hancock? When did she join?' Thought Diddy lightly as he shook his head and glanced at Hancock, who tenderly held Lufy's stretched head.
Exiting from the ground, I rubbed my side; being kicked by her usually shouldn't have knocked me down, but it seemed to protect Luffy she somehow drew out more of her strength.
'Tsk, fucking yandere's.' Thought Diddy with an annoyed expression as he dusted himself off, only for him to raise his leg and arm, blocking Freyja and Mael as they attacked him simultaneously.
Twisting Male upside-down, I grabbed his axe and slashed at him, but as the blade was coated in plasma, it did nothing but harmlessly go through him, though that wasn't the same for Freyja as I chopped at her leg. However, to my surprise, it also didn't harm her in the slightest, causing me to tilt my head as I tossed the axe back to Mael.
"I'm too beautiful to be hurt by mere weapons." Said Freyja lightly as she glanced at Diddy with a faint smirk before aggressively flapping her wings, pushing him back with a powerful gust of wind.
Before I could chase after her, a reddish beam from one of the many photos hit me in the face, knocking me across the ground while blood leaked down my nose. Clicking my tongue, I wiped the blood off me and swiftly leaped into the air, landing atop one of the house-sized cannonballs shot from Pluton as I soared through the sky, with none attempting to stop me.
'Heh, taste this.' Thought Diddy with a smirk as he dug his nails into the cannonball and kicked the air.
Absorbing the immense force behind the cannonball, I quickly redirected it back into it while chucking it toward the ground with even more force. I was expecting it to blast through the crowd and violently slam into the ground, unearthing this entire desert, yet, to my surprise, Luffy rapidly expanded, turning himself into a makeshift balloon as he barely managed to launch it back to me before turning inot a whoopie cushion while he shot through the air.
Smirking, I tilted to the side, evading the cannonball as it flew right past me, only for my eyes to narrow as a small stone was weakly tossed into the air before me.
"Room… Shambles."
Following that familiar voice, the stone suddenly swapped places with the cannonball, hitting my entire body as I was flung into the distance with it.
'Huh, first Hancock, and now Law; it seems some are late to the party.' Thought Diddy as he pushed himself off the cannonball and spat blood into the ocean while eyeing the approaching ships in the distance.
Eying the other flags in the distance, I saw several pirates and mercenaries I'd never heard or seen of, along with a few I did know of.
'Marco? Huh, Haven't seen him since the Paramount War.' Thought Diddy lightly as he glanced at the yellow and blue phoenix flying through the sky, only to shake his head with a grin.
With a continuous stream of newcomers arriving at Alabasta, my enemies quickly swelled in numbers, and they weren't weak like that two-hundred million-strong army the world government had arranged for us; these people had strength. Smirking, I raised my hand, summoning Naga-sa into my grasp as I submerged it into the ocean, letting it absorb its fill of water while I eagerly watched as my enemies regrouped, seemingly forming a plan to defeat me.
"Hehe, looks like it's time to get serious." Muttered Diddy with a smirk as he cracked his neck while swinging his bo-staff, creating a powerful gust of wind that uplifted sand into the air.
Churning a sand cloud to the opposing group in the distance, Crocodile promptly snuffed it out, but it had proved its use as it concealed my presence until I got closer, allowing me to slam my bo-staff into the ground.
"Beastly Incursion!" Yelled Diddy with a grin as his lightning-covered bo-staff destroyed the ground while superheating all the glass in the desert into the glass.
"ATTACK!" Yelled Freyja as she lunged towards Diddy, followed by every other opponent as they charged at him, unleashing their full strength while he responded with a ferocious grin.
"Hahahaha, c'mon, attack! "I'll take you all on!" Declared Diddy with a fierce expression as he fearlessly lunged towards his enemies.
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Sitting atop a frozen glacier in my sulong transformation, I glanced down at the ground beneath me with a faint smirk while lightning danced off my body; releasing a deep sigh, I leaped off the glacier and gracefully landed on the glass ground.
While walking through the previous battlefield, I observed all of my defeated opponents; everyone who had dared to stand against me was lying on the ground, unable to move, far too injured and exhausted. Hearing faint laughter in the distance, I walk toward the noise, passing Kuzan, Chala, and Grand, who were all struggling to simply sit upright, let alone stand.
"Huh, so it was you." Muttered Diddy lightly as he leaned against Naga-sa while glancing at Freyja, who was missing most of her limbs and a chunk of her stomach, yet even so, she could still freely speak.