After waking up from a nice nap in the middle of Antartica, I took a moment to stretch while glancing at the dude I had interrogated, only to see he had frozen to death; his skin was all blue, and most of his body was frozen.
"C'mon, you couldn't survive even a single night? It's not even cold. Freezing Hell is worse than this, and that place still isn't cold." Remarked Diddy in disappointment as he kicked Mr. Molecule's corpse, causing his brittle body to snap in half while he just clicked his tongue.
Leaving the corpse alone, I leaped into the air and went down south, heading right for North America; I had to admit, being able to tell north from the south without relying on a log pose was very nice. Also, while I'm not certain, I'm pretty sure Earth, or at least this Earth, is smaller than the world I came from, considering how long it took me to get from New York to Antarctica.
"Although I'm pretty confident my world is like at least 90% water, hardly any land compared to Earth." Muttered Diddy lightly as he left the ocean behind and arrived over Canada, though the ground was nothing but blur with how fast he was moving.
A couple more minutes later, I finally arrived in the US, prompting me to head more east since that's where the Whitehouse would be; however, since I didn't know exactly where it was relative to my location, I was required to make a few stops along the way and ask some people for directions.
"Hey, which way is the Whitehouse?" Asked Diddy as he fell out of the air and violently landed on the ground in the middle of the cult's ritual session.
"KIll!" "Kill!" "Kill!" Yelled the numerous people wearing white robes with pointy hats as they unholstered their weapons and shot at Diddy, while a few even used their Quirks to attack him.
Titling my head in confusion since this group of people seemed a little familiar, though, in the end, I didn't care enough, so I just raised my finger and zapped them with lightning, causing their charred corpses to collapse onto the ground.
"Which way is the White House?" Asked Diddy as he shifted his focus to the man tied to a burning cross.
Once I got my information, I leaped back into the air and headed in the correct direction, leaving the man behind while he yelled for my help, though I just ignored him.
"Hmm, what was that group called? I could've sworn they started with a K… Maybe it was a C?" Muttered Diddy with a thoughtful expression as he rubbed his chin while propelling himself through the sky with geppo.
After returning empty on that group of white clothes people, I spent the next few minutes flying through the air before I finally saw my destination in the distance, causing me to smile.
"Hehe, finally." Muttered Diddy with a smirk as he eyed the heavily fortified Whitehouse, causing him to chuckle as he darted right for it.
Crashing into the backyard of the Whitehouse, I instantly alerted the entire compound as I heard sirens blaring, followed by several snipers pointing at me from various directions. Exiting the small crater, I clapped my hands, creating a shockwave that dispersed all the dust, and even from a distance, I could sense all the snipers visibly flinch at my presence, though even when faced with an unimaginable opponent, they were trained soldiers and promptly fired at me.
With a sound that didn't resemble a gunshot, I felt several metal objects speedily shoot through the air at incredible speed before smashing right into my body, causing me to slightly furrow my brows as I gazed at the spots where they hit me.
"Huh, I wasn't expecting that… Those actually hurt a little." Muttered Diddy lightly as he rubbed his side before bending down and picking up the small metallic object, which had become smushed from smashing against his body.
Obviously, I hadn't used haki or anything; I simply resisted that attack with my raw strength, but I had to give credit where credit was due, although it wouldn't leave any noticeable injury, and the pain was at the level where someone pinched you, I was still pretty impressed they could even make me feel pain, to begin with.
"Heh, no wonder, those snipers aren't normal guns… They're Railguns." Muttered Diddy lightly as he narrowed his eyes at a building far into the distance, spotting a large sniper which suddenly shot at him for a second time.
Although the bullets were incredibly fast compared to a normal gun, they were slow in my eyes; raising my hand, I caught the bullet in mid-air before infusing my lightning with it.
"Heh, railgun." Said Diddy with a smirky as he rested the bullet on his thumb before flicking his finger, causing it to shoot through the air at an even faster speed while it smashed the sniper and exited the back of the attack's chest, only to continue far off into the distance.
While approaching the Whitehouse, I did that with the rest of the snipers, killing them easily, though just when I finished killing the last one, a group of soldiers came at me from all directions and shot at me, using what looked like to be railgun assault rifles, though their power was even weaker than the snipers, so I just zapped them all with lightning, burning them all to death.
"Tsk, isn't there anyone decently strong?" Muttered Diddy with a slight frown as he put his hands in his pockets before kicking the wall of the Whitehouse, smashing it open.
The moment I actually entered the Whitehouse, I was met with just more soldiers, causing me to grunt in annoyance as I zapped them all to death while ignoring their weak railguns. After smashing through a few more walls and doors, I finally reached the president's office, but unsurprisingly, there wasn't a single person present, though it was rather easy to follow the trail they left behind.
"You didn't even leave? So stupid." Muttered Diddy with a shake of his head as he deeply inhaled the numerous scents in the room before immediately gazing at the ground.
Shaking my head at their pure stupidity, though not like it would've mattered, I still would've been able to reach them if they left the place, so it didn't make much of a difference, but still, they didn't even try. Stabbing my nails into the ground, I ripped out nearly a foot of concrete before I finally reached a metal layer, causing me to smirk as I effortlessly dug my nails into the reinforced steel, destroying the entire room in the process, lifting the massive vault, or panic room, out from underneath the floor before landing in the front yard.
Just as I was about to rip the vault door off its hinges, I furrowed my brows as I turned and looked behind me, only to see three grotesque-looking creatures; they all looked pretty much the same as they were tall and muscular, their black skin made them pretty hard to miss. However, what stood out the most was their beak-like faces and exposed brains on the top of their head, which truthfully made no sense to me.
'There is no way that is a good evolution trait.' Thought Diddy in pure confusion as he gazed at the three creatures that released mighty screech before lunging at him.
"Heh, well, you three seem to be decently strong, so I don't mind wasting a little bit of time." Muttered Diddy with a faint smirk as he licked his fangs while he lunged forth.
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"E-Everything's quite… Have the Nomus finally defeated that monster?" Asked the president fearfully as he gazed at his numerous colleagues before glancing to his right, eyeing the man whose eyes were glued to a screen.
Before anyone could utter a word, the vault door was suddenly ripped off its hinges, allowing sunlight to enter, yet everyone couldn't help but hold their breath in fear while their bodies trembled in pure terror at the bloody beasts before them.
"H-How, T-That man s-said, t-they were m-meant to kill A-All Might." Muttered the Vice-president as he stared at the glowing yellow eyes of the beast, who bared his fangs before smirking.
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"Heh, meant to kill All-Might? Dissapointing, I truly hope All-Might isn't weak enough to be killed by some brainless puppet. Though I do admit, they were able they to last longer than I anticipated, their regeneration, absorption, muscle strengthening, and super speed quirks made them somewhat durable, but without any intelligence they were nothing but a bunch of wild beasts." Remarked Diddy lightly with a faint smirk while gesturing to the sprawled corpses behind him, only to shift his focus to the president.
Approaching the president, I grabbed him by his suit and lifted him into the air before tossing him out the vault, prompting a few of the people to reach towards their holsters, though a single look from me stopped them in their tracks.
"Now then, Mr. President. You've got one day to get me my bo-staff back. If that doesn't happen, I'm killing you, and I'll go on a rampage all over the US until I get it. Understand." Remarked Diddy with a feral grin as he leaned down and stared into the president's eyes, his beastly expression prompting him to rapidly nod.