Looking down at Trenza, who was tightly hugging me, I tilted my head in confusion and looked at Freyja, though from her expression, it seemed like she, too, was also confused by what was happening.
'Eh, what the hell is wrong with her?' Mused Diddy in confusion as he eyed Trenza, who was standing on his shoulder in her tears.
"Can you let go, or must I rip you off my body?" Asked Diddy with a slight frown as he glared at Trenza, who shook her words while tightening her arms around his body, pressing herself into him.
"Hoho, why don't you let her express her joy a little, Captain? Ever since our fight with Admiral Akainu, she's been worried sick about you; she even dared to disobey Freyja in order to rescue you from Impel Down." Stated Sebas with a slight chuckle as he stroked his bearded chin while looking at Trenza and Diddy, who raised an eyebrow at his words.
Listening to Sebas's words, I furrowed my brows and looked at Trenza, only to use my observation haki to read her emotions, and he wasn't wrong; in fact, he was undermining the joy and relief she was experiencing. It was as if she had just found out a loved one wasn't dead but was actually alive.
'Why does she care so much? No one else does; not even Pandemonium was this excited to see me, so why does Trenza care so much?' Mused Diddy with a frown as he intently stared at Trenza in confusion, only to eventually shrug his shoulders, losing interest rather quickly.
"Fine, whatever. You can stay like this for another 30 seconds, and then you're leaving." Ordered Diddy with a click of his tongue as he eyed Trenza, who slightly nodded before closing her three eyes and placing her ear on his chest, listening to his powerful heartbeat.
Once thirty seconds were finished, Trenza reluctantly stopped hugging, leaving behind a wet spot on my fur, causing me to grunt in annoyance while using lightning to dry it.
"Hehe, well, well, well, look at what we have here." Said Freyja with an amused expression as she covered her mouth while staring at Diddy's crotch, eyeing his massive bulge.
"Eh, s-so that's what I felt poking my stomach." Muttered Trenza softly with a slight nod as she eyed Diddy's bulge, nervously gulping with a weird glint in her eyes.
"Oh my, that's massive; I should take a picture. Diddy, can you remove your pants?" Asked Janet lightly as she approached Diddy's crotch while kneeling right in front of it with her hands as a camera, yet before he could even say anything, an arm wrapped around her neck.
"YOU PERVERT JANET!!" Stated Trenza with an unsightly expression as she threw Janet onto the ground and began choking her out, though her time spent within level four of Impel Down had drastically improved her strength.
"Y-You little! I-I'm not a PERVERT!" Yelled Janet angrily as she quickly overpowered Trenza and switched their positions, prompting Trenza to grab the small pistol hidden in her shoe before shooting her with rubber bullets.
While Trenza and Janet were fighting with Mael, Grand, and Scar, taking bets to see who would win, I grabbed my pants before ripping them off my body; they were too small for my liking, and I was only wearing them since I didn't want to be naked, but now that I was back home, that didn't matter too much.
"Despite how much I hate you, I would love to take that thing for a ride someday." Muttered Freyja with a lustful expression as she hungrily stared at Diddy's massive shaft, though all she got was scoff.
"Hmph, for the record, you walking toilet, I had been chained down for over a month without any way to relieve myself, so of course I'd be aroused when a woman touched me, even a flat-chested woman like Trenza." Replied Diddy in slight annoyance as he looked at Freyja before turning around and walking away, causing her to follow him while Sebas just silently chuckled.
"You say that, but you had been with who knows how long with Janet, and she's pretty curvy, yet you weren't the slightest bit aroused when I saw you. Hehe, c'mon, you may not want to believe it, but you're attracted to Trenza; stop trying to deny it and just fuck her; I'm sure she'll love it. I know I would." Declared Freyja with a sly smirk as she walked beside Diddy while occasionally glancing at his swaying shaft before whispering into his ear, fuelling him with even more lust than before.
"You've got five seconds to leave before I shove my staff inside of you, and in case you were too stupid to catch it, I'm referring to my bo-staff you cum bucket." Stated Diddy with a growl as he bared his fangs at Freyja while lightning danced around his teeth, causing her to chuckle as she backed away.
"Hehe, okay, whatever you say, Captain; just know, while I usually reserve my pussy only for Scar, I don't mind making a little exception if it's for you. I'll make sure to drain you until you can't move anymore." Remarked Freyja with a seductive smirk as she blew Diddy a kiss, only to grin wickedly while licking her lips, showing her true desire.
Grunting, I ignored Freyja's stupid nonsense and headed towards my hammock, only to grab my spare clothes along with another holster for Naga-sa. Once I was finished, I summoned Nimbus and split it into two while manipulating them both as the larger cloud went to the open wound on my arm, causing it to attach itself to the stump as it contorted its shape until it was identical to my arm, with the same happening to my tail.
I opened and closed my fist and waved my tail around, trying to get a feel for how this all works, and while I couldn't actually feel anything on my arm or tail, given how it's Nimbus and not my own body, it still got the job done.
'Hmm, it's not nearly as good as my original arm or tail, but it's a good temporary solution. If only it wasn't yellow and matched the rest of my body.' Mused Diddy with a faint smirk as he looked at his arm and tail before turning around and heading back toward the lounge.
Approaching the lounge, I busted the doors open, only to see absolute chaos, which merely caused me to grin: Janet and Trenza were still fighting with Grand encouraging it from the sidelines, Freyja and Scar were having sex like usual, and surprisingly, Sebas and Mael were in quite the heated discussion that looked as if it were going to erupt into a fight at any second.
'Hehehe, now this is home.' Thought Diddy with a large grin as he stared at his crew, only coat his fist in lighting before punching the air, sending out a shockwave of lightning that arched through the air, shocking everyone.
"HAHAHA, now, who the hell is ready for a war!?" Exclaimed Diddy with a large grin as he stared at his crew, who all stopped what they were doing and faintly smirked.
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"We should really invest in getting a Transponder snail; I can't hear a thing. What is he even saying?" Remarked Trenza lightly as she sat beside Diddy, looking beneath her and eyeing Marineford.
"Portgas D. Ace, the second division commander of the Whitebeard pirates, is actually Gol D. Roger's son. Something along those lines, though other than, he's just spouting a whole bunch of lies and bullshit." Stated Diddy lightly, though his words surprised everyone except for Sebas and Freyja since they were already listening.
"Eh!? Fire Fist Ace is actually the son of the former King of Pirates!? Awe that would've been a massive scoop if I had learned about it first." Exclaimed Janet with a surprised expression, only to lower her head and sigh in defeat while Sebas chuckled in amusement.
"That is… Quite shocking, to say the least." Muttered Scar with a surprised expression as he looked down at Marineford, eyeing the execution platform where Fleet Admiral Sengoku was speaking.
"Pirate King? Hmph, the World Government hated him." Said Mael with a huff of annoyance as he folded his arms while glancing downwards.
"I forget, but what did he even do to earn the title of the Pirate King? Was it the One Piece?" Asked Grand in slight confusion as he sat beside Scar and looked over the edge.
"No, he earned that title for being the first pirate in all of history to sail across the entire Grand Line." Replied Sebas with a shake of his head, causing Grand to nod.
Currently, me and my crew were sitting on Nimbus while floating high in the sky above Marineford, and despite eagerly wanting to lunge into the fray right now, we waited for the person everyone wanted to see: Whitebeard. Only when he arrives, and chaos starts to ensue will we finally show ourselves.
"~Ahh~, I can't wait too much longer." Muttered Freyja with a vulgar expression as she gazed down at Marineford while rubbing herself, uncaring that everyone could readily see her.
"Hehe, well, you won't have to; they're here, the Whitebeard pirates!" Stated Diddy with a massive grin as he stared at the bay of Marineford.
Not even a minute after Sengoku stopped speaking, within Marineford's bay, five massive ships coated in what looked to be a bubble suddenly emerged from underneath the water, bypassing the Marine's first line of defense. However, that was only the beginning since, after that, roughly forty smaller ships, also coated in a bubble, emerged from the water, causing me to grin as I sensed numerous powerful opponents among those ships.
"Hehehe! Finally, it's starting!!"