"Heh, I like your confidence, Hancock; I expect this from the former most beautiful woman in the world. However, I'll be the winner, and when I win, you and I will spend one night together." Stated Freyja with a large grin as she stared into Hancock's eyes before suddenly passionately kissing her, a sight that caused everyone to widen their eyes in shock while those with weaker wills instantly fainted.
"A little taste for what's going to happen." Said Freyja with a faint smile as she retracted her face from Hancock before seductively licking her lips, causing Hancock to softy blush while she instantly glared at her.
"Oh my, I haven't felt this aroused in decades; maybe this old man hasn't retired just yet." Said Sebas softly with a deep blush as he glanced between Freyja and Hancock before looking down at his crotch, which was pitching a tent.
"Ugh, I-I really need to relieve myself after seeing that." Muttered Mael with a heavy blush as he glanced at his pants, which were barely hiding his raging boner, before looking at the numerous unconscious women with unconcealed lust.
"J-Janet, who?" Whispered Grand softly, staring at Hancock and Freyja while in a trance as his nose leaked blood, creating a small puddle on the deck before his feet.
"M-Maybe I-I was too quick t-to judge, Hancock." Said Scar exhaustedly while in a daze, leaning against the ship's railing and holding Naga-sa in his hand while looking at the two most beautiful women.
"F-Fuck, I-I can't believe I'm really doing this to two women; I-I didn't know I swung both ways." Muttered Trenza with a deep blush as she looked at Hancock and Freyja while most of her body was hidden behind the crow's nest, only for her to release a loud moan along with her body intensely trembling.
"Tch, so fucking annoying." Said Diddy with a light growl as he gazed at the two women before looking down at his crotch, noticing his massive erection only to squint his eyes and forcefully suppress it.
"Heh, you're on. Freyja." Remarked Hancock arrogantly as she backed away before looking at everyone else, only to suddenly tilt her head, barely dodging a blue lightning bolt that otherwise would've scorched her face.
"Hmph, you two can do that stupid beauty contest later; I want to fight! I'm still not satisfied!" Stated Diddy in slight anger as he glared at Hancock while lightning coiled around his figure, causing her, Freyja, and about everyone else to look at him with a frown.
Feeling everyone's gaze shift toward me, I frowned before turning around and looking at everyone, spotting even the three stooges glaring at me.
"Let us postpone this fight for another day, Chaos Kong; I've got more important things to do." Said Hancock as she rested her hands on her hips while eyeing Diddy, who snapped his head at her before aggressively growling.
"Hmph, you're not scaring anyone with those pathetic growls, Diddy; besides, you can fight her later after I beat her in this beauty contest." Remarked Freyja lightly as she folded her arms and looked at Diddy, who squinted his beastly eyes at her, yet she merely stared unflinchingly while looking into his vertical slit eyes.
"Yes, Captain; why don't you save your battle lust for later? After all, seeing the two most beautiful women conduct a beauty contest doesn't happen every day; you'll definitely get another chance to fight Hancock." Stated Sebas lightly as he attempted to persuade Diddy, earning him a dangerous look, which did not affect the likes of him; after all, he'd spent too much time with him.
"C'mon, Captain; I know you love fighting, but are you not also a man? Are you really going to stand there and say you don't wish to watch them compete against each other?" Asked Mael with a faint frown as he skeptically eyed Diddy, who scoffed in annoyance before looking back at Hancock and Freyja.
"Tch, I never said that. I merely wish to fight her. My lust for women will never surpass my lust for battle." Replied Diddy with a deep frown as he glanced between the two women, only to grin afterward while looking at everyone else.
"However, seeing how you all are against me, if I were to forcefully continue to the battle, would you all join Hancock and fight me?" Added Diddy with a feral grin as he looked at Sebas, Mael, Freyja, and Hancock, his lust for battle spiking while his tail wagged aggressively.
"No." Said Freyja, Sebas, and Mael simultaneously; their words caused Diddy to momentarily falter as his expression went stiff.
"E-Eh, w-why not?" Asked Diddy with a disappointed expression as he looked at his three future commanders.
"Because we know you too well, Diddy. If it were anyone else, we'd join Hancock, but having more people to fight would only spur you on further. If you truly insist on fighting Hancock, our best decision would be to sit back and watch until you defeat her." Remarked Freyja in slight annoyance as she folded her arms and eyed Diddy while rolling her eyes, though her words caused Hancock to frown and glance at her.
"Hoho, besides, Captain, it's not like our assistance will make fighting you become such a trivial thing. You may have lost this short exchange against Hancock, but you've yet to get serious, nor have you used your bo-staff or your cloud; defeating you even with the help of a warlord of the sea will not be a walk in the park. Especially given your ridiculous endurance, I've got no desire to fight all through the night; these old bones won't last." Stated Sebas with a soft chuckle as he sat down on a telekinetic chair he made with his mind while folding his legs, looking rather elegant.
"I just want to watch Hancock's breasts and ass jiggle while she fights you; I can't do that while helping her fight you." Said Mael lightly as he rested his golden axe on his back while folding his arms before looking at Hancock, who gave him an irritated look.
"Hmph, what about me, Mael; don't you want to see my ass and breasts bounce around?" Asked Freyja with a pout as she skipped towards Mael, her voluptuous body bouncing, though she was promptly greeted with a wall of burning hot plasma.
"I can look at you whenever I want when on the ship." Said Mael as he glared at Freyja, who gave him an annoyed look before grumbling under her breath.
Seeing how my crew seemingly wasn't going to fight me kind of dampened my lust for battle, causing me to stand up on my two feet while I recalled my lightning back to my heart.
"Hmph, fine, whatever; I'll postpone the battle for now. Quickly make the beauty contest or whatever; I don't have all day. Just know when that stupid thing is over, the first thing I'm doing is killing you, Hancock." Remarked Diddy in annoyance as he folded his arms and glared at Hancock before leaping onto Nimbus and flying back towards the ship.
'Tsk, stupid beauty contest, stupid crew mates ruining my mood; I should kill them later.' Thought Diddy in annoyance as he floated back to his ship, only for him to get a whiff of a very familiar scent.
Smelling that scent I know all too well, I glanced towards the crow's nest, only to see Trenza's head peeking out from above, though with my excellent hearing, I could hear a squishy wet noise, causing me to scoff.
"You better clean that up, Trenza; otherwise, I'll burn it shut." Ordered Diddy as he glared at Trenza, who was too lost in her own world to even comprehend what he was saying.
Ignoring Trenza, I landed on the upper deck while Nimbus floated back into my body; glancing at the Kuja pirate ship, I saw Freyja speaking with Mael and Sebas while Hancock was giving out orders to her remaining pirates, which were actually quite a lot; I had only killed like two or three of them. After all, I had no desire to waste my time killing a bunch of weaklings; the only thing on my mind was fighting Hancock.
"Though, as annoying as it is to admit, I'm slightly eager for this beauty contest." Muttered Diddy as he shook his head and hopped in his hammock, only to quickly drift to sleep while everyone began to work preparing for the beauty contest while Pandemonium surprisingly helped quit a bit.
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It's been several hours since I initially went to sleep, and currently, it's nighttime, though thanks to the full moon, it was decently bright outside. The beauty contest was about to start in a few minutes, and speaking of that, the beauty contest was being held on Pandemonium's shell since it was apparently the only place big enough to comfortably fit all of the Frenzy and Kuja pirate members along with holding a beauty contest.
"Tch, I can't believe I'm fucking doing this; I have half a mind to look up at the moon and go on a rampage right now." Remarked Diddy with an ugly expression as he sat down while aggressively tapping his nail on the desk, threatening to make a hole.
"Hoho, well, Freyja insisted you participate as one of the judges; after all, despite how much she despises you, she apparently trusts your judgment will be bias-free." Said Sebas with a soft chuckle as he glanced at Diddy while standing behind him, causing him to growl in annoyance.