Leaving my unconscious group of three alone, I headed towards where Grand, Trenza, and Scar were supposed to be, which was on the other side of the ship, in the lower levels. Once I arrived after busting through the deck and two floors, I spotted my three stooges, along with a fourth person.
"Janet? What are you doing over here? Shouldn't you still be caged up?" Questioned Diddy as he slowed his descent and landed on the ground before raising his eyebrow and looking at Janet, who was standing beside Grand.
"Eh, Diddy? Why are you here? Shouldn't you be fighting the Vice-admirals?" Replied Janet in surprise as she turned and glanced at Diddy, who smirked while spreading his arms.
"Where do you think I got all these wounds from? Do you think I did this myself?" Remarked Diddy with a smirk while slowly spinning in a circle, showcasing his wounded body.
"I take it all the Vice admirals were defeated, Captain?" Asked Scar lightly while leaning against the wall, occasionally glancing at Trenza.
"Hehe, of course; there were only five, after all. I'm somewhat confident we would've still won even if they had an extra person; I can fight against three of them, though it's not easy by any means." Replied Diddy with a grin as he glanced at Scar, who nodded before walking toward Grand and Trenza.
'Damn, Trenza got fucked up.' Thought Diddy with an ugly expression as he looked at Trenza's face.
"So, how is she?" Asked Diddy curiously with a frown as he examined Trenza, his shallow medical knowledge not being of any help whatsoever.
"She's breathing, which is good, but whoever she fought seriously damaged her face; I just hope it doesn't leave another permanent scar." Replied Grand with a deepened frown as he realigned Trenza's nose and set her jaw back into place.
"Hmm, you should head to the medical ward. I had found it when I was initially snooping the ship; it's towards the front." Said Diddy with a nod as he lightly hit Grand's back with his tail before pointing it towards the front of the ship.
"Haa, good idea; I can't do much with a few torn rags and my hands." Said Grand with a nod as he carefully picked up Trenza and started walking down the hall Diddy had pointed to, though summoned, and intercepted them.
Seeing the person I'd been hearing for the last minute finally turn the corner, I glanced at her and saw a bloody nurse with bullet holes all over her body as she leaned against the wall for support.
'She must be the one Trenza fought.' Thought Diddy with a slight frown as he eyed the nurse and started approaching her.
"Y-You pirates; s-stop where y-you a-are, don't you k-know it's a c-crime t-to go against the w-world government!?" Exclaimed the Nurse between her heavy breathing as she glanced at everyone, though her blurry vision made it hard for her to see accurately.
"E-Even if I must d-die, I-I'll kill a-all enemies of t-the-" Said the Nurse as she pushed off the wall and valiantly stood opposite the five, though she was interrupted when she felt something stab into her body.
"Then Die." Said Diddy with a growl as he looked up at the nurse with a hand stabbed into her chest before stabbing his other hand into her.
Gripping the nurse's ribcage, I gritted my teeth and pulled her apart, ripping her body in half as her blood, organs, and bones spilled out of her body and stained the floor.
"Tsk, don't touch my chef." Muttered Diddy as he dropped the nurse's corpse onto the ground before shaking the excess blood off his fur.
"Ugh, I-I think I'm going to be sick." Muttered Janet with a disgusted expression as she covered her mouth and looked away.
"That was even more savage than that barbaric tribal man I fought." Said Scar with an uncomfortable expression as he looked at the nurse, who was torn perfectly in half.
Seeing the two just standing there while looking at me, minus Janet, who was vomiting in the corner, I growled in annoyance.
"Go to the medical ward, Grand; Scar, you're coming with me." Stated Diddy with a slight frown as he glanced at Grand, who rapidly nodded and walked past the torn corpse while Scar nervously nodded.
Grabbing Scar by the collar, I leaped up through the hole I made when I came down here and headed toward where the three were sleeping.
"Take Freyja to the medical ward." Said Diddy as he tossed Scar onto the deck before landing right beside him, his was much smoother, though.
"Ugh, are they okay, Captain?" Asked Scar with a look of concern as he glanced at Mael, Freyja, and Sebas, who were all grievously injured and on death's door.
Standing beside Scar, I looked at my three crew mates; Sebas wasn't injured externally, but he was profusely bleeding from his orifices, so there's that. Mael had many wounds and bruises; the most prominent was the large, deep gash on his chest, which managed to cut through even some of his ribs, though it luckily stopped right there. Freyja also had many bounds and claw marks, which was a little weird since she could just heal them; though about a third of her torso was missing, I could see some of her organs.
"Eh, they should be fine. Besides, I had infused some of my vitality into them, so they've got at least a few more hours to live if they're going to die." Replied Diddy with a thoughtful expression before nodding as he reached forth, picking up both Sebas and Mael and resting them on his shoulders.
"If they might die, then they aren't fine, Captain." Said Scar in worry as he lifted Freyha into his arms, being far more careful than Diddy, who treated Sebas and Mael like a sack of potatoes.
"Stop worrying so much; they'll survive. Probably." Remarked Diddy, though his words only amplified Scar's worries as he picked up the pace and ran ahead of Diddy.
"Please don't die on me, Freyja." Muttered Scar while running through across the deck.
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Plopping Sebas and Mael on a gurney beside Freyja, I looked over at Grand, who was still busy helping Trenza, before glancing at the three.
'I should've kept that nurse alive; she would've been useful.' Mused Diddy with a slight frown as he looked around the medical ward for any more unconscious doctors, though there were none.
Rubbing my head in frustration, I grabbed a doctor's coat hanging on and put it on before wearing plastic gloves.
"Doctor Kong is on the case." Said Diddy with a slight smirk, his injured body staining the doctor's coat in blood.
"Diddy, are you a doctor?" Asked Janet curiously as she looked at Diddy, feeling much better now.
"Nope; the most I know is the Heimlich maneuver." Replied Diddy as he approached Freyja, the one who he deemed to be the most injured.
"The what maneuver?" Asked Janet as she tilted her head in confusion, though she got no response.
'Okay; so, what the hell am I supposed to do?' Thought Diddy seriously as he looked at Freyja's bleeding wound.
Freyja's wound was probably the most serious one, but so long as she stayed alive long enough to wake up, she could use her stored vitality to heal herself.
"Welp, Freyja, my prescription to you is an hourly dose of Diddy vitality. That'll be 18,999,999 Beri's." Said Diddy with a nod as he stood up and moved to his next patient, who happened to be Mael.
Mael's wounds were also very terrible, but so long as he got stitched up, he should make a recovery. Maybe, I don't know; I'm not an actual doctor; I'm just having fun.
"You just need some stitches, Mael, and you'll be good to go; since you're the newest recruit, I'll give you a 2 percent discount, so your total is 15,680,000 Beri's." Stated Diddy with a nod as he stood up and moved to his final patient of the day, Sebas.
Now, Sebas's injury, I had absolutely no clue what was wrong with him; I'm assuming he injured his mind somehow, maybe overusing it, but I wasn't sure.
"I've got nothing for you, Sebas, but you still need to pay me 10,000,000 Beri's cause I said so." Remarked Diddy as he looked at Sebas before standing up, taking off his gloves and coat, only to throw them out the window.
"Alright, I'm off the clock; you can deal with them, Grand." Added Diddy lightly while yawning as he left the room, only to freeze when he spotted an unconscious agent beginning to stir awake.
'Ugh, just when I was about to take a nap. Now I need to go around the ship and kill you all.' Thought Diddy in annoyance as he pointed at the awakening agent, blasting and firing a shigan right through his skull.
"Tsk, so tedious and no fun; I'll make this quick." Muttered Diddy as he dropped to all fours and dashed through the ship, killing any agent he encountered, whether they were awake or not.
After killing the last agent, I found a random cabin and plopped on the bed, and while it wasn't as comfortable as my hammock, it served its purpose.
"Ahh, today was a fun day; I fought a few Vice-admirals and won; it can't get much better than this." Said Diddy with a yawn as he laid Naga-sa beside him and rested his head on the pillow.
"Alright, hopefully, my wounds will be healed after my nap." Whispered Diddy as he closed his eyes, drifting off to sleep after having just committed something only one pirate group in existence would dare to do.