"Monster! There's a monster!! It's on my bed!" Chi Jianjun was so frightened that he almost couldn't straighten his tongue, "Eight legs! Glowing green! My teeth are longer than my arms! There's another one on my neck! A monster with two mouths!"
"What! What are the Marines doing for food!! Why did they let monsters run into Mr. Chi's room? You're just joking!!" Tang Xiao was also angry. Hearing Chi Jianjun's description, he didn't think about anything else at all. Think about it.
He immediately connected to Gulaham's communication, and started cursing, "What are you eating!! A monster got into Mr. Chi's room!! I'll settle the score with you later!! Now send the Marines to take that Blockade and siege! Then kill that monster for me! We also need to conduct a major security check to confirm the safety of the entire colony!"
"That... Supreme Commander, listen to me..."
"I don't want to hear an explanation now! Do it right away!!" Tang Xiao said sharply.
"Isn't that skin you asked to put it on?" Gulaham was also impatient and yelled out regardless of Tang Xiao's face.
"What? Skin?" Tang Xiao was stunned, and then he remembered that when he decorated the 'mansion' before, he asked them to hunt a beast's skin and put it on the bed.
But maybe because of the inertia of thinking from the other side of the earth, when it comes to beasts, Tang Xiao thinks of tigers, leopards, and black bears, and he can just hunt a wolf.
Who knew it was such a...
After a while, Tang Xiao looked at the smooth, hairless monster with green skin, four claws, a flat head and neck, and a mouth on both sides of the neck besides a mouth.
"By the way, I asked you to hunt a ferocious beast, why are you making such a thing whose San value returns to zero at a glance?" Tang Xiao said, clutching his forehead.
"Report to the Supreme Commander! Because this beast is indeed a terrifying beast, living in deep water, it just tried to attack our fully enclosed pig farm a few days ago, and was shot and killed by our brave soldiers with stun guns!" The speaker was Dawn City The captain of the Marine Corps, he replied sternly.
Taser? Tang Xiao was covered in a cold sweat, looked at the twitching monster's skin, waved him to disappear quickly, then put on a smiling face and said to Chi Jianjun: "Professor Chi, because we want to make something pure and natural for you Making mattresses is much better than artificial leather, right? But if you don't think it's suitable, I'll ask them to replace you with quilts immediately. It's not hard at all, don't worry, let our soldiers come in the middle of the night It's time to change your quilt."
"It's really skin?" Chi Jianjun stood looking at the skin from a distance but still didn't dare to approach it. ,
"It's really skin!" Tang Xiao kicked the skin on the head.
"Take it away! Take it away! Don't! I don't want this thing! I'd rather sleep on a quilt!" Chi Jianjun said resolutely.
"Okay, I'll arrange it for you right away." Tang Xiao coaxed Chi Jianjun back to sleep after he said something, and then he also stretched and returned to his dormitory while yawning.
As a result, he had just slept for less than two hours, when he suddenly heard a scream from the direction of Professor Chi's villa, 'Help~~~~~~!!! '
Tang Xiao was extremely vigilant now, he jumped up when he heard the voice and ran towards that side in three steps at a time. But this time he kept an eye out and didn't ask Gullaham to lead troops to surround the villa, but prepared to check the situation first.
Sure enough, I saw Chi Jianjun rushing over with his clothes and quilts in his arms, yelling, "Help! Help! There are... and monsters!!"
"Why are there still monsters? Shouldn't they be gone?" Tang Xiao scratched his head.
"Yes!! It's right outside my window!!" Chi Jianjun pointed in the direction of the villa and yelled loudly. It seemed that the little old man was going crazy from fright.
"The window...wait a minute, no way..." Tang Xiao suddenly remembered something, he turned his head to look at the villa, and there was an unpleasant croaking sound, followed by a hutong thumping, a big black dog, and then a bird soared into the sky and flew towards the forest.
"So this is the little bird's nest I asked them to put outside the window? Birds singing and flowers singing, birds singing and flowers fragrant, next time it won't be piranhas..." A drop of cold sweat slipped from the corner of Tang Xiao's forehead.
"Ah? What are you talking about?" Chi Jianjun was so frightened that he couldn't hear what Tang Xiao was saying.
"Oh! It's nothing! I'll send someone to check your room right away, and make sure there won't be any problems this time!" Tang Xiao assured, patting his chest.
"Let someone check it out slowly. By the way, where do you sleep at night?" Chi Jianjun said suddenly.
"Oh, me, it's usually a bit more difficult, so I can just sleep in the dormitory of the city hall." Tang Xiao didn't turn the corner.
Without saying a word, Chi Jianjun ran towards Tang Xiao's dormitory with the quilt in his arms.
"Hey, Professor Chi, what are you doing? Where is your villa!" Tang Xiao hurried over to grab Chi Jianjun.
"Don't stop me, just let me make do with it!" Chi Jianjun struggled desperately.
"Professor Chi's house is a mansion we worked so hard to repair for you..." Seeing that he couldn't hold back, Tang Xiao hugged the old man.
"Grandma Hao! Let me go! I, Chi Jianjun, am desperately trying to get rid of my 67-year-old bones, and I will die in your house today!!" Chi Jianjun's strength burst out from nowhere, Go forward step by step.
Tang Xiao didn't dare to use all his strength for fear of hurting the old man, so the two entangled and went back to Tang Xiao's room.
Chi Jianjun was not polite, pointed to the sofa and said, "You are leading you to sleep on the bed, and I will sleep on the sofa by myself." After speaking, he threw the quilt on the sofa, lay down and fell asleep.
Tang Xiao covered his forehead and sighed, but it was getting late, and he couldn't really kick the old professor up again, so he also climbed into bed and fell asleep.
...
In the middle of the night, Dawn City fell asleep, and there was no one around except for the Marines who were patrolling on shifts on the street.
At this moment, Tang Xiao opened his eyes and looked at the ceiling in a daze. On the other side of the sofa, Chi Jianjun's snoring was loud. Tang Xiao silently looked at the water glass on the bedside table that was rippling with the sound of snoring, and muttered to himself, "Retribution..."
It wasn't until noon the next day that Tang Xiao, who had finally fallen asleep, got up from the bed. He rubbed the panda's eyes and saw that Professor Chi Jianjun had just woken up, and he was doing Tai Chi slowly in the yard outside the window.
Tang Xiao put on his clothes and walked over. Before he could open his mouth, he heard Chi Jianjun say directly: "Stop talking, I've been living here since today. Whoever likes to live in that mansion should live there."
"but..."
"As I said before, I'm here to support the elderly."
"but..."
"Hey, I'm already a bad old man, why are you still making trouble with me?"
"Speaking of..."
"I know, you want to talk about natural disasters. Our civilization has developed to that level before, but it is still destroyed by continuous natural disasters. Void demons, Suzheng agreement, high-dimensional creatures, which ones are easy to mess with? According to me, we shouldn't provoke such an existence. I think it's good to maintain a farming civilization like this. Which farming civilization have you seen driving a spaceship to farm? So I'd better retire."
When you are arguing, your mind turns quickly... Tang Xiao choked speechlessly while clutching his forehead. He thought for a while, hooked his fingers to let the T-850 push a computer over, placed it in front of Chi Jianjun, and then directly started playing the video of the tragic air battle when the three bounty hunters attacked a week ago.
Chi Jianjun was still practicing Taijiquan, but his attention was obviously drawn to the air battle, his movements became slower and slower, his face became more and more ugly, and finally, his movements stopped. Standing in front of the computer with a gloomy expression.
After a long time, he looked up at Tang Xiao and asked, "You are our leader? Supreme Commander?"
"Yes, I am." Tang Xiao nodded.
"You are a leader! Go be a murderer! You have a talent for this." Chi Jianjun cursed, turned his head and went back to the room, closed the door with a bang, and then locked it.