Chereads / The lady with a smoking stick / Chapter 15 - Chapter 14th (offending a goddess is irremissible! )

Chapter 15 - Chapter 14th (offending a goddess is irremissible! )

"Where should I begin with?!" I sighed nerving about my breakdown but at the same moment lowering my voice almost as if a cat's walking (of course, I shouldn't forget I am in a total radar zone right now)

But...then, I was unusually commanded very collected and in slightly hidden eagerness of curiosity which just couldn't bear to hide itself off-

"Why don't you just give me a replay?"

"A replay as of?" I questioned in puzzlement just like an innocent obliged child, however, The response I anticipated as sweet as the cotton candy was...never the case-

"Ugg ignorant!...'Replay' is the term used to repeat something as it has been done or happened before!"

Wait! Is he...Trying to submerge me, underestimating my supremacy?!

IRREMISSIBLE! (That I even let the cat run and bark like a dog without a second thought, well the truth is...

I never got a second thought)

"YOU PSEUDO-DOMINANT HYENA who could only growl when the lioness is in situations of utmost tolerance, I indeed know the meaning of replay here! I asked how exactly you want a replay of like just outline or do you want me to get deeper into the shit?! NOT THAT I WANTED TO GAIN THE TRIFLE KNOWLEDGE YOU HOLD 'cause if I gained that too you will certainly go dumb, deaf and blind at once!"

"MERCY, GODDESS!"

Certain, if I say I wasn't offended then it would be a T-rex in the Era of Adios, and for your information,

when the Goddess gets offended she is inhuman!

"Does a goddess incline mercy so easily?!"

But was it the morning? Yeah, it was a drowsy morning after that long sleepless night because of that lady who was all night busy with either snoring or smoking in the name of pooping!

Oh damn yeah I was pissed! After all those sleepless nights I had spent studying (an entire manga within one night) during my 12th finals, doesn't this poor soul deserve some peace somehow?

Well...leave my complaining anyway it won't take me anywhere but to the victim ward...that damn VICTIM WARD!

'Shanti devi part 2!'

"ichiji de su ka?"

*blink* (got it correct-with! 10 in a row!)

Now the screen of android flashes three lines drawn parallel to each other where the middle one was slightly unequal and incomparable to the rest, enclosed in a blue column box with options, as

San

Ni

Nanji

Ichi

With also again a 'San' in Hiragana this time.

'Oh...some peasant trying to confuse me already? However, I overestimated you, doulingo. You are such a shame in itself!'

AND gladly with an evil "Sukuna" smile, I proceed towards... The 'correct

"Guddu?"

"Hm...chachi?" I replied without any eagerness, almost submerged in my phone, all focused-

'and yeah, correct again!'

I could feel tiredness sweeping away flying like a bird away to far lands as more and more questions of this freshly learning language blinked with a shimmering sound of perfection.

Ha, What else does a Virgo wish apart from Perfection?!

"What time is it?"

"Hajitemashite..." And with a pronunciation of the displaying words, then I peek over the wall right Beside me where an old-fashioned wall clock hung with the most accurate time as it was set back a year ago and for some Godful reason, both hands of the clock are moving without any delay.

"Approximately 10:15, chachi"

My eyes landed back on the screen of android again- but...then abruptly a thought thus my skull- 'Wait...I could have just seen it through my phone and It would have been more convenient to my neck, wasn't it?--'

"Queen, stay on the track" he gently through a reminder in my live 'past-replay' walking experience, which felt as if a rock on the rail line.

"SILENCE, Blaspheme..."

My focus and concentration all vanished as I cried over the call like a roaring beast, "Is this your way to treat the GODDESS?!"

...

Yup, silence...a guileful or rather a baffled silence followed, Until...I was satisfied,

"Okay," I said clearing my throat, "Where was I? Yeah...So...replay-"

'Guddu, would you mind waking your grandma up? , it's already 10 in the morning' chachi asked me commending me while pouring mustard oil over the frying pan with a sizzling fresh fragrance and...I didn't disagree.

Purely robotic the moment I walked into her room, the same room in which I had been deprived of sleep last night and the room was still bathing in orange shade only as if it was still the night hours of sleep where she...my father's mother sleep all peacefully snoring like a snow-white in centre of the bed,

Another thought arises in my mind, which let an undesired curl over my lip- ' This should be how peaceful a night hag must sleep after stealing a work-drained man's privilege of peaceful sleep and gifting him with terrifying nightmares which suffocate the man to death within sleep while he...shall be snoring all loud and sound'

(Hey readers,

Okay... I don't know why and what am I doing but it's 5 now official in the morning and after a hectic day I haven't winked an eye and shall I know the reason? No, but I think maybe this sleep depravity was asked by god for my sin to turn my back at the loyal readers. So I have written this chapter which I thought I must be writing in afternoon yesterday but fate is all we can't beat always

Yours author)