Hi I'm Akuin akka. Weird name I know, I was made fun of because of it plenty. Anyways I'm Japanese and a very generic one at that. Black hair with brown eyes with looks that make you go "eh." Oh and minor detail I despise all of humanity. I was bullied, taken advantage of, and killed. Yes I'm dead without a doubt. How? Beaten to death by muggers who took it too far. EVEN AFTER PAIN AFTER PAIN! Damn... No point in getting mad about it now. But I should be! I feel as if my emotions are being suppressed. No-
"Hey there!"
"What? who?"
"Hi I'm Dionysus but you can call me Dion!" Dion said
"um the Greek god?! God of entertainment?!"
"No not exactly... But I am the god of entertainment."
"You look, like 10 maybe?"
"Hey I'm growing!!!"
"Sure..."
"Anyways your life was more painful then fun!"
"Yes. So?"
"How would you like to be reincarnated?"
"Wha- wait slow down this is going to fast!"
"Ok fine I'm just worried that the reader might get bored."
"Who?"
"Nevermind. So do you want another chance at life!"
"No."
"wait. WHAT? WHY?"
"Look, your overreacting. You must know how painful my life was! I would I want another one?"
"Oh of course but this time you'll be "gifted" by yours truly!"
"What does that even mean?"
"Power to fight back, power to survive! isn't that what you want the most?"
"I'm listening."
"Gifts are what a god gives out to only the worthy. And the people they feel bad for..."
"Oh so pity?"
"These gifts will make you powerful or maybe even smart!"
("He ignored me.")
"No I didn't..."
"what?"
"And the best part is that you get to choose what gifts you want!"
("This is just an isekai...")
"And before you ask no you are not going back to the world you were in before!"
"Why?"
"You're world has already rejected your soul and will not take it back."
"I... Guess that makes sense... Wait where am I going then?"
"To the world of Harley! Elf's, Fairy's, Angels, Even Demons! the basics of Isekai!
"Cool!"
"But there is one little problem..."
"What?"
"There are no humans."
"What!!! Why?"
"In the great wars humans were too weak to compete with the other races and were wiped out!"
"Then how will a weak human like me survive?!"
"Gifts remember?"
"Okay, then what kind of gifts can you give me?"
"First, a status window that will show your stats of course! That only you have!"
"Ok that's cool..."
"And an item called Infan that will let you take abilities from people and monsters! You simply need to pour the blood of the target on Infan and BOOM, just like that the ability is yours!"
("I should only take abilities from monsters then. And I hope that BOOM is just in speech...")
"You will also be able to see the abilities of other people and monsters!"
("That is going to be VERY useful.")
"And now goodbye!"
"It's time then uh? (No matter what happens I will survive...!")