VROOOOOOM!
"HELL YEAH PLUS FIVE STARS, I'M COMING FOR YOU NERDY BOOK BOY," a psychotic high school student was yelling these words out of the window of a stolen 18 wheeler tractor trailer as he was speeding his way toward me.
If you're wondering how I got in this situation, I wish I knew. I was just reading a light novel in the park after school when my bully showed up taking an entire city block with him, but he would not be punished for it because I'm always blamed for this stuff one time after I had been beaten to the point where my eyes were swollen shut the principal ask what I did to provoke him I couldn't manage to speak given my face essentially one big bruise, the principal then suspended me saying that this situation was my fault, it was taking a lot of self control to not become the quiet kid who causes great tragedy, but now I was going to die I stood up and formed a gesture with both of my hands as I was hit and he got his five stars.
Everything was black now, "Wow, kid how the hell did you survive in that world for so long?" A cheerful voice asked.
"Who's there is it GOD or the Devil, if it's God forgive me for reading those trashy harem novels," I pleaded.
"Why are your eyes closed?" The voice said as the feeling of embarrassment emanated off my body like a demonic aura, I opened my eyes to see a woman that I immediately wanted to marry but she was way out of my league, "I'm not the devil, and definitely not that god he's a cranky old man who makes his angels do all of his work, I am a goddess, specifically the Goddess of Love and War Ishtar, you may applaud," the goddess finished speaking.
"So why am I here?" I asked.
"Well I noticed how horrible your life has been and the fact that you never gave up, and never broke, I thought that was quite the attractive feat, so I thought I should reward you, if you would like you can stay here in the realm of the gods with me and be husband and be pampered for eternity, or you can go to another world like the ones in those novels you enjoyed so much," Ishtar said giving me the opportunity to choose between being having a super hot goddess wife who would pamper me for eternity or to live out my life long dream of becoming a monster tamer and traveling across a fantasy world while gaining overwhelming power, the answer was clear.
"Ishtar you super hot and I can tell you are wifey material, but I'm not a simp, so I choose to become a monster tamer in a fantasy world, once I've done that I will prove to you that I'm way more manly than my previous life by becoming so hot that you'll come down from the heavens just to be my woman!" I declared with more confidence than I ever thought I had.
"Hey kid you're pretty ballsy, I'll give you my support by giving you half of my power," said a guy with goat horns that had just appeared out of nowhere, "I'm the Dark God Baphomet, worshipped by the Knights Templar, Aka your patron god now!" Baphomet declared boldly.
"Why did you have to interrupt his declaration of love? Baphomet your a Big Meany," Ishtar pouted,
"Any way once you reach level 100 I'll come down and give you everything you could ever want, just please save some places to visit with me, you have been given the title of Beast Hero, I expect great things, bye bye for now," the goddess waved goodbye as my beliefs were broken by the fact that a goddess had just asked to marry me.
To be continued in Chapter 0 (part 2) Getting started,
I'M GONNA BE THE GREATEST HERO EVER!!!