Hello there my name is well was David, you might be wondering what do I mean was David well I unfortunately met my nigh almost impossible time and place to die and it was in my kitchen. The way I died as I said almost nigh impossible somehow became a possibility because I died to a fork.
Not a a truck like those weebs in those fan-fics instead I died by my own fork. The fork in question was well in my kitchen sink and somehow amade its way to my eye. I know almost nigh impossible but aye who knew that impossible can indeed become a possibility. Anyways You might be thinking how in the afterlife f**k am I talking while well being dead well im in a dark ass place most likely being the Void or Limbo.
Unknown Being: Well what's this a mortal entering the void that shouldn't be possible the enrgy of the void should've erased you permanatly from the face of the omniverse. Well whatever say for managing to impress me for surviving the void i'll reincarnate you to an anime,Tv show or movie of your choice with 6 wishes.