YOU WACKO YOU IDIOT IDIOT, LIKE IDIOTS OF IDIOTS WHAT THE SHIT
-Me: Yes and I am glad to meet you, also, good introduction congratulations!
-Stranger:Whaaaa? How do you talk to me? I mean HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO A GOD NO TO YOUR ELDER, NOT A GOD, DEFINETLY NOT A GOD TO YOUR ELDER GOD NONONONO TO JUST ME, OKAY, ME?
The guy/girl looked to be in his/her early 20s with full of dirt, sweat and speaking to let just say itself, nodding and nearly drowning.
I just gave up and pushed out a big sigh and said:Okay let us go with miss Me, Let's start over. I am your humble patient and your name? It is easier to speak to someone who you actually know her name, than a full stranger is it not?
-Stranger:MIA! WATER! GIVE ME WATER I AM MIA I AM BEGGING, 40000 KM BEGGING WATER RUN.
I threw a water bottle to her, my only water and she started chewing it then the whole thing went on her head... No problem, this is not weird, not at all, I guess he with a 3 digit name ran this far not even knowing the great wisdom:Physical bodies need water, not just food.
NOTE1: Pack and drink at least 3 liters of water to stay healthy
NOTE2: This may be applied to certain gods
-Mia:Laugh just laugh... Sorry I was running and searching for you for 50 years then I ruin it with this little attraction, yes I am not a clown but the whole circus yes...
She was definetly panting and breathing her soul out, so I made the picture myself and did not laugh, instead:
-Me:I get it. I got into a B movie and you are here to help me to give me something awesome and then some awful quest, because it sucks, but if I survive, I can either rest in peace or be the king of heroes.
-Mia:Partially right, though, your only quest is to live and no power just this book, it is 2074, most of the powerful thingies has been given away by higher level gods to edgy heroes and everything, also immortality and eternal youth is possible now for free, not lying, so you have this book and I go my way you go yours, I want no bad for you, do not mix me up with those sucky hero-god stories where the hero should be like an edgy orphan with a special ability when reincarnated... Fast backflash story and I go to a Marsbuck's You said that you want a book what can give you everything and I tought that is cute, so I got it for you, it is in better hands here than on the shelves up there you know where, so I am not be a handful, I pat your had, be good, if you ever use it for bad, I kill you like a 1000 times, as thanks give me like money for a coffee and the trade is done. Thank you, arigato, danke blablablabla, Goodbye!