I woke up; my head felt like seven women rubbed their butts all over my face. My stomach felt nauseated. Everclear wasn't the answer. Where in the hell am I? I don't remember leaving the club. I looked around; I noticed there are Christmas trees everywhere. Green ones, white ones, a tree of every size and color. Candy canes and children's toys were around. There was a fireplace in the room I slept in with stockings all about. The bed I slept in was probably about two sizes too small. The room smelled of sugar cookies. It was loud with cheer. Christmas choral song with tiny voices. Am I at a daycare or something? Holly, this must be a prank.
I pulled the little blanket over me I climbed out of bed. A little person walks into the room; she is dressed like an elf.
"Your father has been waiting for you,'' she said.
"Father, "I don't have a father." I felt annoyed at the accusation.
I was an orphan; it was probably some of the reasons I am fuck up.
"You do, and he's waiting," said the midget.
I rolled my eyes; I followed the little elf out the door. I will play along with whatever prank Holly has going on. I chucked to myself; I knew that I deserved it. We went down a long hallway; it had a red carpet, and Santa Claus pictures all through the whole way. I stared in disbelief; this person has a thing for Christmas.
We entered a giant workshop. There were machines everywhere and assembly lines. Many tiny people were making toys. The piles and piles of toys, dolls, and bears, and blocks I've never seen anything like it. I must have done some drugs last night; this is a hallucination. A big fat man stood at the head of the room. He looked a lot like Santa Claus. You know, the red coat and pants. I looked at his Longbeard; I was sure I smoked too much weed.
"Hello, My name is Kris Kringle," said the man.
I am sure he noticed my shocked expression. " Don't worry, you're at the North pole," said Kris Kringle.
" No, I am pretty. I am still high."
Kris Kringle let out a chuckle, and it wasn't ho ho ho, in case you were wondering.
"Let's go for a walk," he said.
" Sure."
Those little people are rather sexy in those tights. I guess I can assume they are elves. We walked out through colossal glass double doors. I pushed them open; I noticed the snowman everyone and candy cane growing all over the yard.
" I am sure you never had a wild candy cone, Kris Kringle," said, picking one out of the ground. I picked one up and stuck it into my pocket.
We started working through a forest, noticing the sign that read Santa hat forest. Santa hats grew all over trees. Kris Kringle picked one; he placed it on my head. " Nick, we need to talk," he said.
" I am; I am on the naughty list." Too bad Dan wasn't around to punish me.
Kris Kringle laughed. " No, you're my son," he said.
I laughed so hard; I am sure I peed my pants.
"You're serious."
I noticed the look he had on his face, and he wasn't joking.
" I need you to take over Christmas," he spoke.
" I run a strip club, not Santa land."
" You are the only one inline," he said.
I walked away from Kris Kringle, and I mean, seriously, he still abandoned me, if he is my dad. Then he dares to demand me to take over the north pole.
"Nick, wait," he said.
I stopped walking. "What can you say to explain why you gave me up? You are too busy making toys."
" This will explain things," Kris Kringle said. He touched my hand, and something unbelievable happened; I saw things through his eyes.
I saw Kris Kringle in some type of bar. He was sitting alone drinking some kind of rum, I believed. This hot chick walked up to him in sexy Santa Claus lingerie. I can imagine why that would turn on Kris Kringle. Long story short, I saw the small talk, and then the girl bent over in the bathroom stall, getting some good brutal punishment from Kris Kringle himself.
"So that's why you couldn't keep me; you cheated on your girl."
" No, you didn't possess enough magic powers to stay here, and I couldn't give you some of mine until you were older," he said.
" Oh, so I wasn't good enough for the North Pole not having powers."
" It was too dangerous; we used our powers for many things like fighting the winds, making ourselves small to fit into certain places and health."
" I mean, we eat sugar all day," he said.
I started to feel better, knowing that my father gave me away to protect me.
" What happened to my mother?"
" She died from a motorcycle accident," he said. Sadness takes over me because I realized I would never be able to meet my mom.
" We will talk about the rest tomorrow; you need to process what I have said and get some rest," he said.
" Sounds good."
We walked back to the double doors; I pushed them open; I am annoyed at all the music. I just need something to fuck! I walked back towards my room; an adorable little Elf walked by. Jackpot!
" You want to play Little Elf."
" I whispered all my dirty games."
To my surprise, the short naughty elves wanted to play. I took the elf by the hand to my room. I instructed her to take off her clothes down to a candy cane bra and panties. She looked so fucking amazing in her bra and panties. Her small perky tits and her tiny tight waist, and her small round butt. I had her lay on her back on the table with her legs spread apart and in the air. I took her hands and put them together in fuzzy handcuffs. I stripped off my clothes one piece at a time. I used my mouth to take off her panties. I started eating her vagina with my tongue. While I am eating her tight and wet pussy. I used a candy cane I had in my pocket earlier to stick it inside her tight asshole. So when I am ready, I can stick my long, hard cock in her ass. She moaned for more. I grabbed my cock with my hands and headed for her pretty little face. She grabbed my cock with both her hands and stroked it up and down. Her soft tiny hands felt so good on my cock; I had to fight back the urge to cum. I had to think of other thoughts so I didn't cum so soon. She took my cock in her mouth and sucked it down deep like a vacuum. It felt so good inside her mouth.
I played with her boobs while she sucked my cock. I took my cock out of her mouth and put it between her boobs; she rubbed them up and down on my cock. She said she wanted my cock so bad. I made her turn over on her stomach with her butt in the air. I licked my fingers and ran my wet fingers from her vagina to her asshole. I rammed my cock hard into her asshole. She screamed in surprise.
" I thought you were going to stick it in my vagina, but this feels so amazing. She said, I never had it in my asshole; your cock is so big in my tight asshole."
I rammed my cock harder and harder; I slapped her ass with my hands, leaving red handprints on her ass. I made her moan every time. I started feeling exhausted. I pulled out and laid on my back on the table and told her to ride my cock. She got on top of me, grabbed hold of my cock with her hands, and put my cock in her vagina. She went up and down on my cock. It felt so wet and tight inside her vagina. She told me I have cummed on your cock so many times. I felt like I was about to cum myself. I had her get off me and had her get on her knees, and I cummed all over her face. She licked up the rest of the cum off my dick.