Hello, I am Spider-Knight and this is my story... So read it or leave I guess just dont be annoying idk ask the author dude

It was a saturday I had just read another Spider-Man fan fic and this time the author didn't even get the point of wearing a spiderman suit at all.... Like really?

Ah anyways im getting off track, after finishing reading the incredibly dissapointing and short fanfic I decided to go hit some thugs with a metal baseball bat I just bought and a mask for no reason in order to work off any remaining signs of overwork which probably wasnt the smartest.... So I walked outside and immediatly got tazed to death by some police thinking I was on my way to rob somewhere...

Which was really not cool by the way I was minding my own buissness what if I just wanted to play baseball?

Anyways I technically died from Overworking myself so I get to see ROB also known as ?/#;,_+[:> although he was really confused I could say and understand his name and that I wasnt shocked but its whatever after thinking it over and haveing a look over my life he decided... To make me the person I hate? Wow... Thanks a lot ?/#:,,_=[:>

Anyways I accepted cause maybe I could slap Uncle Ben for saying that stupid phrase and of course I got my wishes so I knew exactly what to wish for

one: no Parker luck just normal/good luck

two: my current IQ since i didnt wanna lose that

and last but not least.... Three: no being controlled by fate since im decently sure the Spiderverse stuff is also cannon to MCU so cannon events exist and cant be stopped without destroying the multiverse normally but i just dissconnected that from my universe entirely

welp guess its time for me to go out of this story telling mode to let the author do his thing... Bye

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I know this was really short but thats actually rhe point of this chapter its in order to set up for some more comedy throughout the chapters where Spider-Knight is somehow sneaking into my room and writeing things or just being a apathetic pest... Welp see ya and feel free to ask questions