habibi: wow its so.. weird here its kinda nice i guess i should come here more often.
???: hey! what are you doing here? you dont look like any of us? no wings so you're not a succubus, or a fairy but you arent us. you must be from britannia, you're the second one today!
habibi: second? where did the first go? i need to get to him, he is very dangerous.
???: okay well he went that way but-
habibi: okay, thank you!
???: SIR PLEASE BUY THESE BEEDS!
habibi: NO THANK YOU!
*habibi runs as fast as he can through everyone*
*finally juan, this is the day it all ends, im done with all of this, this is all over, im ending this once and for all!*
???: hey! stop running, or i will have to beat the running out of you!
habibi: and who are you?
chris: my name is chris, and if you try me i will kill you. i cannot let you pass beyond this point, because up there is the fountain of youth.
habibi: so, i have to beat you to go there? okay.
habibi: finally, i can use my new move!
*fire sword: lava splash!*
*chris dodges the attack*
habibi: huh?
chris: this is a waste of time..
habibi: oh yeah? take this!
*fists light on fire*
habibi: yeah, i didnt want to do this to you, but i guess i kind of have to now.
HAH!
*chris takes all of his punches*
habibi: huh?
*chris uses his tentacle and slams habibi to the ground*
habibi: ahh that hurt.. okay, i see you have tricks of your own. watch this!
*habibi turns his whole body to fire*
habibi: this is just part of my trick, you havent seen the full thing yet!
*fire punch: bomb explosion*
*chris feels that one as it puts him to the ground*
???: THATS ENOUGH!
*the two stop fighting*
Nathan: I AM NATHAN, THE LEADER OF THIS VILLAGE, AND YOU WILL NOT RUIN ITS BEAUTY BY FIGHTING, AND DESTROYING EVERYTHING!
habibi: you guys look weird, but have normal names. what kind of village is this?
chris: better than whatever you live in, now shut up and listen to chief nathan.
habibi: whatever you say octo man.
nathan: BOTH OF YOU TO MY MANSION NOW!
habibi: i understand i committed a crime, but i really need to get to the top-
nathan: YOU WILL NOT CROSS THE TOP ON MY WATCH! NOW COME WITH ME TO THE MANSION NOW!
habibi: fine, dont have to be so harsh about it.
chris: dont upset him even more you idiot!
habibi: god why is everyone here so angry!?
*they go inside the mansion*
habibi: hey, why is your mansion bigger than my village mansion?
chris: because my village is just better.
habibi: yk, you really piss me off.
nathan: ENOUGH! i didnt bring the both of you up here to fight!
habibi: well he started it!
nathan: I SAID ENOUGH!
habibi: WHY IS EVERYONE SO MAD OML!?
nathan: I SAID QUIET! you came into my village uninvited, causing havoc, and fighting my citizens. why!?
habibi: well, your citizen here wouldn't let me go to the top of the tree.
nathan: well, thats because no one is ever allowed up there, its a village rule. the fairies are up there guarding the tree with nidhogg. you go up there its suicide.
habibi: what is a nidhogg? and why should i care? im not looking to drink the fountain of youth.. im looking for my master who wants to drink it. see he fled the villiage-
nathan: ik all about your master, juan right?
habibi: then you should know why its important for me to leave and find him.
nathan: yeah well, your master paid us not to let you up there. idc what he does, and what the cost could be, with this amount of money we can afford to do anything!
habibi: SO YOU DONT CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE IN THE VILLAGE? SO BE IT IM GOING AND IDC IF I HAVE TO KILL EVERYONE TO DO IT!
nathan: try it, you wont be able to.
…
nathan: and he is already gone. WHAT ARE YOU DOING GO AFTER HIM!
*habibi running from everyone*
habibi: what the hell do i do in this situation? im stuck! oh juan you are a son of a bitch.
civilians: CATCH HIM! HE IS WORTH 2 MILLION!
habibi: FUCK! I GUESS I HAVE TO BEAT THEM!
*habibi fights through everyone*
habibi: OW! who tf?
chris: me.
habibi: oh shit.
*habibi runs the other way*
nathan: where the hell do you think you're going?
habibi: why is everyone everywhere all of a sudden? okay, i guess i have to fight both of you!
*FIRE BODY!*
habibi: remember this move you tentacled freak?
chris: chief be careful!
nathan: dont worry about me, i can handle myself!
*habibi attacks chris and starts beating him down*
nathan: yk what extinguishes fire? water!
*nathan spits water out from his tentacles*
*habibi moves out of the way in time*
habibi: thats if you can catch me chief!
*habibi runs as fast as he can through the village*
habibi: whats wrong old man? too old to run?
nathan: yeah, but not too old to fly.
habibi: why is everyone full of surprises ?
*FIRE BODY*
habibi: im tired of you people, im just going to end you!
*FIRE FIST: FIRE EXPLOSION*
habibi: finally, now to the rainbow road up to the top.
*habibi goes to the next rainbow stop*
michael: HEY YOU! YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE!
habibi: stop who?
michael: IT WAS A GUY, JUST LIKE YOU HE WENT UP THERE, AND HE JUST STARTED BEATING ME UP! HE DIDNT EVEN DO MY CHALLENGES!
habibi: thats all i needed to hear, michael show me a way to get up there quicker.
michael: well.. idk if i can show you…
habibi: do you want me to help you or not?
michael: ugh fine, go to the pot of gold, get a gold coin from it, and bite it, its going to take you to the closest pot of gold from here.
habibi: good little dwarf.
michael: IM NOT A DAMN DWARF!
habibi: still one angry dwarf tho.
michael: STOP PISSING ME OFF, AND GO!
habibi: alright, ill be back here. michael please guard the pots of gold so things like this wouldnt happen.
michael: fine, whatever you say. JUST GO!