My knight in shining armor,
He holds his head up high,
He swings his sword with grace,
With him, I'll never die.
I'll be waiting in my tower,
Come whenever you please,
Just make sure to get here
Before the dragons sneeze.
I've been waiting, and waiting,
Waiting for days,
Sitting by my window,
Can I see you through the haze?
And finally today
My knight has come at last!
He rides his snow white horse,
Riding swiftly and fast.
"My princess, I'm here!
To save you, my queen!"
I look down to see
The most handsome man I've seen.
His smile is like sunlight
His eyes, morning dawn,
His armor shines like moonlight,
But in a second, it's all gone.
I see his evil grin,
I see his look of glee,
I see his face contort,
As he bends down on one knee.
He holds his hand out,
Luring me into his thrall,
I see he intends to use me,
With my beauty and all.
Maybe I don't
Need a savior,
Maybe I don't
Need this flirtatious behavior.
I can be my own hero,
My knight in shining armor,
Maybe the witch is strong,
But I bet I can still harm her.
I'll be such a great hero,
I'll put all knights to shame,
And it's all thanks to Mr. Handsome,
Yes, he's to blame.