A man near the front of the shop chuckled and grabbed a rolling pin, spinning it in his hands like a weapon.
"I bet I could take on a zombie with one of these too!"
People started crowding around the shelves, grabbing colanders, pans, and rolling pins.
They seemed more interested in these items than the actual weapons.
Su Jiyai, sitting in her quarters sipping a cup of coffee, noticed something odd on her system panel.
Her bank balance was rising quickly. She frowned and pulled up the sales report.
"What in the world?" she murmured, staring at the list of items sold.
"Why is everyone buying colanders, pans, and rolling pins?"
She scrolled through the sales, expecting to see swords, guns, or even shields at the top of the list.
But no—all the citizens seemed to care about were the kitchen tools.
Su Jiyai raised an eyebrow, baffled. "They left the swords and guns behind... for this?"
