~Well Shit
honestly, that's all I have to say after all what else can I do after I just died? Wait let me back up a bit before I was in front of this handsome man that called himself a god
Flashback*****
???: Hey Mom can you take me to the store I need to buy some PlayStation gift card since I only have cash.
MOM: sigh, do you really think I'm going to take you to the store just to buy a gift card for some game? some new episodes for my Kdrama just dropped and I'm watching them all now.
???: Aw come on the Eula banner just came out and I want to get her, please, and I'll clean the car and do your stuff so you can keep watching your show undisturbed for the rest of the day.
MOM: Sigh alright fine I'll take you but you're making dinner for your brothers and you're making my iced tea and chips and dip
???: DEAL!
~As the kid and his mom got in the car the mom kept driving until they were at a crossroad and then bam all shit went dark.
FLASHBACK END****
???: Anyways I died from a car crash probably. I hope Mom is fine
GOD: are you finished with your duologue now?
???: Yeah I'm finished. now tell me what's going to happen to me. am I going to heaven Which I highly doubt with all the hentai I got stashed in my computer? I even have it all organized alphabetically. Or perhaps I am going to become one of those protagonists from those shiti fanfics I read all the time.
GOD: Hahaha you're pretty funny. you even openly admitted all of it in front of me.
???: Meh what's the point in lying since I'm in Infront of the lord all mighty. might as well get some cookie points right now with you.
GOD: haha haha fine kid I haven't met someone as interesting as you in a while. usually, they would deny that they didn't mean at all what they said in the group chats and all that stuff. Heh, it's even funnier when I pull out printed copies of every single word they have said. You should see those guys' faces turning white. Now then I was of course going to let you go into heaven but I will let you go into a fictional world because why not.
~As he said that two giant weel appeared out of thin air.
???: Hm let's see. Attach on Titan, One Piece, Akame Ga kill, Harry Potter, Warhammer, Doom, Boku No Piko?, 86. oi oi oi old man do you want to see me die and suffer again so much? what's up with all these hardcore universes taking up a shit tone of the spots on the wheel.
GOD: Heh no pain no gain son, if I'm giving you a second life you gotta earn it.
???: tch, you really are just a sadistic old man. but fuck it il just spin and hope for the best.
~ the soul walks up to the wheel and spins it. and as it keeps going.
~takakakakakakakaka taka taka taka ka.
~it landed on the Genshin Impact universe
???: Fuck yeah no space monster battles for me baby.
GOD: tch you got lucky kid but oh the irony since this game was the reason you got killed In the first place hahaha.
~ but suddenly he realized and let out a wry smile. he indeed died because he wanted to get some more primos but hey what can you do right?
???: Sigh, well I'm just happy to be here. anyways let's go to the next wheel
~as he when to the next wheel he saw that it read tons of abilities. Tenseigan, Sharigan, Mera Mera no mi, Get Some Bitches System, oh there is even kanekis ghoul powers. well anyways I sighed and rolled the wheel hoping for the best.
~takakakakakakakaka taka taka taka ka.
congratulations you just got the ultimate Anime system.
???: oh I got a classic Anime System
GOD: hahaha no it isn't your average anime system because it is the ultimate one meaning that you get many features from multiple multiverse systems like, solo leveling. In other words, you can get anything from any piece of fiction you can imagine including manga and from the light novels. you also get many features like a love meter from the relationship system. and a chat group from the multiverse chat group system.
???: oh so it's just a mash-up of all the shiti fanfic novel systems.
GOD: Yup 👍
???: Good to know 👍
GOD: anyways I think it's time that I sent you on your way to your new world And since I'm feeling generous look at this.
~ as he said that a customization window piped up showing different body designs making me have a wide smile. what I when with was something that was handsome but not too handsome like a middle in-between gojo and a handsome wuxia novel character. so now I chose a young man looking in his 18, long black hair tied up into a high ponytail and a handsome face with smooth white skin making him handsome but not overly that it calls attention.
???: alrighty this is what I want
GOD: hoh so something handsome but not too handsome huh. not bad
???- hehe of course it's not bad I made it myself after all and plus I don't want to be chased around all the time so that's that.
GOD: alright all that's left is the last step
???: And that is?
GOD: your name of course
???: Hm? cant I go with the name I already have?
GOD: Sigh, no offence but does the name Eric the dragon slayer bring fear into the enemy's hearts?
Eric: Ahh.... well shit I guess you have a point. sigh well what should I choose huh. Dante, Lancelot, Arthur, and Meliodas, haiz too many names to choose from.
~suddenly it hit me, the ultimate name for the coolest-looking dude in the whole wild west.
Eric: I have decided my name shall be sung ji...
GOD: Oh come on don't go with the name of Mr. edge lord.
~after hearing his remark I couldn't say anything back knowing he was right. damit he's cool but too edgy for me sigh guess il have to go with my last option.
Eric: alright I have decided my name shall be Meliodas Pendragon.
~after saying those words GOD couldn't help but look at me with a deadpan face.
GOD: Seriously Meliodas Pendragon?
Meliodas: oh come on Meliodas sounds cool and Pendragon was just a finishing touch for it.
GOD: sigh fine it's your name anyways. well anyways as you would say, I wish you luck Meliodas, and that the holy thighble be with you in your journey.
Meliodas: preach Brotha preach
~As I said those last words I was sucked up into a vortex causing my vision and consciousness to turn dark and I pass out waiting for the next thing to happen.