I woke up to the sound of fighting. I looked around and found myself strapped to a bed and in white gown.
There were syringes connected to my hand.
I turned towards the direction of commotion and found people dressed in... what the hell... dressed in, I don't even know the words to express. (Actually author doesn't know how to describe their clothing)
So yeah, these people were fighting some soldiers which looked like they were from Umbrella corporation. (I don't have memories means I don't have memory of marvel, don't think too much, just read the fu**ing story)
Among the other group, not the soldiers, one was firing lasers from his eyes and seemed more of a virgin than virgin Mary.
One of them was a hairy dwarf, more hairy less dwarf with claws coming from his knuckles.
One of them was a huge hunk of steel, I pity his wife.
A woman dressed, I don't think she can be called dressed, with white hair floating like a paimon .
A woman with red hair and dressed in green spandex, must be hot inside š„µ, doing.. umm... I don't know what she was doing.
A blue demon type thing teleporting with a huge tail, I wonder what he uses the tail for??
And a person with wings coming out of his back and looked like a male stripper.
And a girl just phasing out from walls.
And on another side, which was getting badly butchered, we have soldiers .... I already told it, didn't I ???
After a while, the group of weirdos won and started freeing people strapped to the bed like me.
Those people consisted of mostly children, who looked like they were caught watching porn in public. One the wierdos, virgin one, asked, "Is everyone fine? ".
I looked around at children who were having stitches and said ," If you consider this fine then yes, we are fine?. "
Others looked wierdly and said words and sentences and from what I understand they were from a school or something and the virgin had a crush on the bald headmaster.
" Pfft, umm ...sorry." The red head started laughing suddenly, aw poor girl maybe she wasn't fine in head or something. Just as they signaled and said, "Well if you are fine, then come with us and we will make sure to protect you from danger and give take you to a safe space. " And they signaled us to follow them. I gazed at my crotch and said, "Yeah, all good. " And again they looked at me wierdly, Of course I had to make sure that MOBY was fine, jeez.
And we followed them in to their x-plane, yeah another thing I found was that the virgin had a habit of saying x before anything, wonder if we calls his girlfriend(bald headmaster) x-girlfriend, .. get it... x-girlfriend. (Author please stop making PJ, it's affecting my reputation).
And then we reached to a huge ass mention on that "X-PLANE", and when it landed we were met by a bald man on a wheel chair. He said, " I an Charles Xavier and Welcome to the Xaviers Home Of Young and gifted " I had a sudden urge to shout, it's over 9000.