A New day in the town, John excitement took over him, pranking is fun, pranking is life!
Not far away a carriage was riding along the road, people were standing in front of the road to greet their king.
The King got off of his carriage and looked at everyone saying "It's a pleasure to meet you all. My name is King salty, I will be staying here for a while, and I hope we can all get along well."
One of the villagers said "Welcome to the village of peace, please feel free to stay here for as long as you like. We would love to have you here."
King salty smiled and said "Thank you for your warm welcome, but I won't be staying here for long. I just came here to take a look around the village"
The village chief arrived and greeted him "Welcome to the village of peace, I am the village chief. It's a pleasure to meet you."
John watched the scene with a grin 'a King? Who are you, it is I the king' he pondered for a while 'King salty? What an absurd name'.
While the king' and village chief were discussing something, a group of women were talking about how cute he looked, they were looking at him from afar.
One of them said "Wow, he's so handsome! Look at that chiseled face, his dark skin, he looks like a real man."
Another one said "He's so tall! How can he be so tall, he must be very strong and handsome"
"I bet he has a big dick too."
"And I bet it's huge!"
"I would love to get fucked by him"
They all laughed while the king was confused "What are you ladies talking about?"
The village chief said "They're just excited to see you, I'm sure they are happy that you decided to stay here."
The girls began to argue and say "Hey, don't touch me!" "Why can't you leave me alone!" "I want to touch your body." "Leave me alone!"
The king was flustered and said "It's fine, I am used to this."
The village chief smiled and said "Please, if you ever feel like it's getting too much for you to handle, just let us know."
The King' was getting on John nerves, so he decided to play a little prank, 'Make the kind naked' he thought.
While the king was still talking with the village chief, John waved his hand and made the king completely naked, the girls screamed seeing something they shouldn't have, something was so tiny.
The king said "What the hell is going on?" He was embarrassed and ran back to his carriage while holding his penis, which was so small you could compare it to a pea. His guards were holding their laughter, trying not to make fun of the king.
The girls were stunned and said "Oh my god, look at his tiny cock!"
The village chef joined the King' trying to resolve the situation " Please calm down, everything will be alright. We are very sorry for this."
King salty said "It's fine, it's not your fault."
The village chief was embarrassed and said "Please forgive us."
John laughed and said "That was a good one! Just go the fk away"
Salty never had such an humiliation happen to him, he called the guards for new clothes and to investigate the village.
"We need to find the culprit who did this to the King! It is against the law!"
Some guards talk with the villagers and were flustered to ear the recent events. The jumping fish, the bananas landing from the skys and so on.
"This town is cursed" said a guard with a red face.
A guard with glasses was laughing and said "This is so hilarious, we should tell the King about this."
Soon they came back to Salty and told him the information they gathered.
"So, the person who did this was a mysterious man named John, but the villagers didn't see him or knew anything about him." Said one of the guards.
Salty was irritated and said "What do you mean? You call yourselves guards and you can't even capture a simple criminal! Now what!?"
He began yelling at the guards and said "I am disappointed in you all, you are supposed to protect me from harm and you fail to do so! I will make sure that everyone gets what they deserve. You guys are done for!"
The guards were confused and said "But Sir, we are all innocent."
"Ah whatever i am done, let's go back and see what the mages can say about this"
After a while the kind said his farewell to the village chief not wanting to say more.
"Thank you for your hospitality, I hope we will meet again someday."
The village chief bowed and said "Yes, it's our pleasure."
"Let's go"
The guards and Salty got back on the carriage and left the village.
'Finally, they're gone. This was fun' John thought while laughing.
The village chief said "Well, it's been a long day, I'm going to bed."
John turned invisible and followed the carriage silently.
The guards were talking about the recent events and laughed saying "That was amazing!"
"What are we going to do now?"
"Nothing, let's just go back to the palace and wait for orders."
John was following the carriage until it stopped at night, they put tents and went to sleep.
'They are going to be here for a while' he thought to himself.
'Where is Salty?' John looked around and saw the king sitting alone at the back of the carriage, he was wearing lousy clothes and no shoes. 'A King or a beggar?ahah' he summoned back the clothes of the king in front of him and use a spell to make it burn.
"Fire Fire! Guards quick!" Salty shouted while burning the clothes, which were already burnt before they could do anything about it.
"What happened?" A guard asked him.
Salty explained what happened and said "Quickly! Gather everyone around!"
They did as they were told and gathered everyone around Salty.
"I called you guys here because I want you all to know something." Salty said while looking at everyone with serious eyes.
"We are going to stay here for a while until we find out who is behind these strange events. So please cooperate with me." He finished by saying "That's all I want to say."
They nodded and went back to their tents. John was surprised by what he just witnessed 'who are you? What is going on?' He decided to follow them silently until they went back to sleep.
Some guards were sleeping silently while some were doing rounds. Salty was having trouble sleeping. He got up and walked towards the back of the carriage and sat down. 'Whoever did this will pay dearly.' He thought while rubbing his hair. He leaned back on his chair and closed his eyes while taking a nap.
He woke up hearing someone calling him. He looked around but couldn't see anyone, he looked outside but saw no one there either. 'Did I imagine it?' He thought while rubbing his eyes. He stood up and began walking towards his chair when he felt something crawling on his leg, he looked down but saw nothing there, he waved his hand but it felt like something was grabbing it. He started walking back when he felt someone pulling his trousers down, he turned around but no one was there. He tried to stand up but his legs were stuck, he looked down but saw nothing there. He tried to kick them but couldn't even move a muscle, he panicked and tried to scream but his voice couldn't come out, he started losing his consciousness while trying to break free from whatever was holding him down. The guards outside were asleep until they heard Salty yelling for help.
One of them woke up and yelled "What happened?"
No one replied but they could hear someone crying and yelling for help. The guard ran towards Salty when he saw something wrapped around his legs. He grabbed a sword and swung it at it but it didn't even scratch it. The guard realized that something was holding Salty down and was trying to pull off his pants. He tried to pull off his sword but was unable to do so. He screamed for help but Salty didn't reply back. The guard then realized that something was attacking Salty from behind, he quickly turned around but saw nothing there.
'ahaha let me have some fun' John enjoyed himself while pulling Salty's pants down. He then pulled up Salty's shirt revealing his pale skin, he caressed his thighs while holding his neck, leaving marks on him. Salty was struggling but couldn't move even an inch, he tried to push John away but couldn't even budge an inch.
"What are you doing?" Salty shouted in fear while trying to break free from John.
He didn't reply but kept on cramping his neck while rubbing his hands all over Salty body.
"I am the King, who are you ? Don't come to my territory next time or no one will be spared" said John while letting the King go.
Salty was shivering in fear while trying to fix his clothes, but they were ripped apart. The guards outside were shocked by what they just saw.
John disappeared with the wind not leaving a single trace.
One of them ran towards Salty while saying "Are you alright? Did he do anything to you?"
Salty nodded while saying "Yes I am fine." He fixed his clothes as best as he could, while shivering from fear. He grabbed his sword and jumped out of the carriage while yelling at his guards "Whoever did this will pay dearly! Let's go back we can't deal with him here!"
He ordered everyone to get on their horses and ride back home as fast as possible. He was still shivering from fear when he got on the carriage. The guards looked at each other and decided to follow their King without asking questions. They rode off towards their destination as fast as they could.
A bald man was nodding his head with laughter 'don't worry no one can escape after showing off in my town ahahaha'.