D:Hello its me Dois here! And i am making this new shmucky LN beacuse i ca-

???: Well sorry to budge in but when are you exactly suppose to tell my story?

D:Bruh i am still introducing theese MFs so wait a bit

???: Nah i dont think so pal' Now start telling my story

D: Bruh can you not fucking inturrupt me for a second?

???: Naah no chance bro

D: Atleast let me explain dude!

???: NO YOU SHOULD GO TELL MY STORY RİGHT NOW!

D: Damn i felt like a lightning happend but ok ill tell it but introduce yourself first

???: Hmm introducing myself.. İ mean.. İ am too powerfull Sooo.. just call me what ever ya like

D:Bruuuh aint nobody wanna see fucking ??? as a character name and i will add lore too! So give yourself a name!

???: Ok dumbass

D: Fuck you

???: You too ma man but now' i think ill get serious for a bit... Soo.. İ wonder what should i give a name to a being so powerfull like me that would solo like any fictional character that is not a MEME since you mother fuckers power memes so much like but still i would say that i am on par with a MEME verse character oh' btw i can beat any character that quote on quote " Came to real life" since its not real oh and i also beat ur favorite character as well

D: Yeah i agree on that shit about " Coming to real life" but dont avoid my question

???:Hmm i guess... You could call meee...

Omni for the simplecity or like Hao

D: Why Hao?

???: Well.. İ guess its an ecronym for the Turkish,English and German words of Omnipresance

D: İt feels like ya just checked Google Translate and just fucking came up with it

???:So? What happens if i did?

D: Nothing but its just kinda lazy

???:Says the guy who got 20 on a math test

D: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPİD LİTTLE BİTCH!

???:HAH! Did i strike a nerv?

D: Maaan fuck this shit i am giving you a Perma-Nerf

???:Oh really? Like i really mean really? You just know that i am boundless and i am just beyond concepts and i grow Boundlessly beyond conception and concepts as well but you think giving me a nerf is gonna do some shit

D: Fuck you i am still giving the Nerf

???: Ya just wasted your time writing that shit NGL

D: Just explain the story a bit and ill finish this chapter' and remove those three question marks

Hao: Ok ya little pussy i guess that ill just explain it a bit and leave like yo papa did

D:Fuck you!

Hao: The feeling is mutual pal!

D: >:(

Hao: Well ill give a brief explanation i guess...

You there! the sheeps who read this Shit so this fatherless bozo could might get some cash will follow my story of trying to find a strong fictional apponent to fight cuz i am bored!

D: Ok fuck this i am ending the chapter

Hao: End of the chapter

D: Hey! i was suppose to finish it!