Throughout the entire meal, my dear personal assistant has been doing a very good job at seducing me. He's not eating, he's not saying anything, in fact he is not doing anything at all.
He is just sitting on a chair with his legs crossed and his eyes glued on me.
That is seductive! I mean why is he just sitting there, staring at me with those eyes?
I can read what those eyes are saying. They're saying I don't want to eat food. All I want to eat is you. That is exactly what his eyes are saying!
After filling my stomach, my personal assistant tells me he's already picked out my outfit of the day and the next item on my schedule is to take a bath.
Since when did I have schedules?
"Where are you going?" I ask him as I am about to enter the bathroom and he's right behind me.
