When Seth MacFarlane came on stage, Martin instinctively glanced at Charlize Theron.
Charlize asked softly, "What's wrong now?"
Martin said, "This comedian is known for his parodies, I wonder what he's got lined up."
Having seen "Ted," Charlize remarked, "At most he'll do an impression of Ted."
While they were whispering, Seth MacFarlane finished his monologue and moved on to the Oscar's traditional opening musical number.
In recent years, the most memorable opening was Hugh Jackman's "I'm Wolverine."
Tonight, Seth MacFarlane had a big surprise for the Oscars, all the guests present, and all the viewers across America.
Even twenty years from now, it would be a song people joyfully talked about.
MacFarlane pointed toward where the major female stars were concentrated and sang the first lyrics: "We've seen your secrets! In the movies, we've seen your secrets!"
What followed was a massive fan's ultimate movie-watching guide.
