"As expected, Megan Ellison's first movie was a flop,"
While driving a golf cart across the verdant green, Nicholson said to Martin in the same cart, "Your strategy against Depp worked flawlessly."
Martin tipped his cap, "Actually, I didn't do much. Depp basically doomed himself."
Leonardo tapped his head, "With over twenty years of drug use, his brain's a wreck."
He sighed, "Back in the day, Depp and Keanu Reeves both witnessed River Phoenix's drug-induced death firsthand, yet Depp learned nothing from it."
Martin commented casually, "Maybe Depp tried to quit, but he failed."
Nicholson suddenly asked, "Do you think Depp will pull off a media and public favorite, the prodigal son's return?"
Leonardo scoffed, "Do you think that's possible? The chances of Martin and me getting married are higher than Depp making a comeback."
