Monday noon, the infamous Trio of Scoundrels were enjoying a French feast at London's renowned Lederbury Restaurant.
Eating French cuisine in England, it's a longstanding British fashion.
Nicholson took a bite of escargot and asked, "Martin, have you picked up any chicks in London?"
"Not yet." Martin's face was flushed with shame. "I've let the organization down, today's meal is on me."
Leo looked surprised. "You haven't even found a prospect?"
Martin admitted frankly, "I had my eye on Scarlett Johansson from the 'The Prestige' crew, but she's a vegetarian, I can't afford to provoke her."
Nicholson pointed at Martin, "Don't tell anyone else you hang out with me, it's embarrassing!"
Martin was helpless, "The best English roses are getting on in years, Zeta-Jones, Beckinsale, Rachel Weisz, they're all a bit older."
Leo cut right to the heart of the issue, "Isn't that exactly what you like, women in their thirties?"
