At dawn, Leonardo awoke in his Upper East Side apartment, glanced at the clock on the wall, and gave Sienna Miller's butt a pat.
"Time to get up, you lazy bones," he urged. "Weren't you supposed to make breakfast for me?"
Sienna, who had finally snagged the guy, immediately sat up. "I'm on it," she said.
After a few minutes, both had freshened up and went to the living room and kitchen, respectively.
Leonardo opened his laptop to deal with emails, instinctively clicked on Google, and found that Martin, that bastard, was the third trending search term under entertainment.
He clicked on it and the screen was full of photos of Martin and Blake living together alongside heaps of gossip.
Reading the comments section on a few web pages, it was full of fans' blessings.
"Scumbags," Leonardo thought of the scene when he broke up with Gisele and flipped a heartfelt middle finger at the computer screen, to the two people on it: "Hope your breakup is swift!"
