Early in the morning, the buzzing vibration of his phone woke Martin. He reached for the device, which displayed Leonardo's name. Glancing at Louise, who was still in deep sleep, he quickly got up and went to the balcony.
As soon as he pressed the answer button, he heard Leonardo's obnoxious voice, "Martin, let's hang out!"
Martin looked back at the hanging clock and said, "Are you kidding me? It's only seven o'clock."
Leonardo retorted, "Don't you always go for your morning run at six-thirty?"
Martin responded quickly, "I played too many eagle shots yesterday afternoon and evening..."
Leonardo was confused by Martin, "I remember you don't like golf."
Martin immediately criticized, "You're really an idiot!" and reminded him, "Think about it, what does 'eagle shot' refer to?"
"A hole in one!" Leonardo, ever the bastard, caught on instantly, "Aniston was in the afternoon, who was it in the evening?"
