"DAZAI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU SUICIDAL MANIAC?!" Kunikida yelled, watching as Dazai threw a couple of poisonous mushrooms into his mouth.
Dazai chewed a couple times, completely ignoring Kunikida, then swallowed it.
"That was actually really gross, why would you let me eat that Kunikida?" Dazai whined, wincing at the sour taste.
"Geez you moron. Can not try to kill your self for long enough to actually do your job." Kunikida groaned while facepalming at Dazai's stupidity.
"WoAh, KuniKida, why's your face all weIrd?" Dazai was now extremely high off of the mushrooms and now felt as if he was flying.
Kunikida didn't bother to reply and got back to completing his work along with some of Dazai's.
A couple minutes later Atsushi walked in and seemed utterly confused when he walked past the desks to see Dazai watching non-existent birds flying around the room.
"Is- Is he alright?" Atsushi asked, with a very contradictory look on his face.
"He ate some poisonous mushrooms, he'll probably be fine." Kunikida replied, not even bothering to look up at Atsushi. "Even if he dies at least he'll finally get what he wanted and stop hanging around here."
Atsushi dropped onto the floor and placed a hand onto Dazai's forehead.
"He's burning up! Come on Kunikida, we have to help him." He cried, seeming very concerned for the suicidal brunette.
"Its fine I'll call his only family number to come pick him up." Kunikida replied, still not bothering to look at either of them.
He picked up the phone and started to dial the number but Dazai finally managed to snap out of it for just a short moment.
"NO ILL DO IT!" Dazai yelled, managing to get up and snatched the phone out of his hands. Dazai continued to dial the rest of the phone number.
"Hey Chu- Sweetheart, could you come pick me up? I ate some- Yeah that." With the way Dazai was talking to the person it was like someone actually became his significant other, both Kunikida and Atsushi thought that.
Dazai grinned, "Bye Kunikida~" and with that Dazai, with the help of Atsushi, left all of the already pilling up work to Kunikida who was ready to kill off Dazai himself at this point.
At Dazai and Chuuya's home
"Chuuya~" Dazai sang out, "I'm going to die~" The ginger noticed a slight hint of sadness which threw him off for split second.
Chuuya couldn't help but laugh, "Hate to break it to you but your not dying, much less die you each any actual poisonous mushrooms. If anything it was just food poisoning, so, no death." Chuuya said, smirking at the slight flicker of disappointment on Dazai's face.
"Here take this, it should work pretty much instantly. And when it does work, maybe we could hang out." Chuuya asked, then noticing ever so slight look of confusion on the brunettes face. "Don't worry, I got work off since you were 'about to die'."
Chuuya left Dazai's bedside to grab the medicine and then sat right back down next to his sickly but adorable, brunette. Not that Chuuya would ever actually say that to Dazai.
Dazai's face was flushed red from the food poisoning and the blood rushing to his face.
"D-Dazai, are you sure your okay?" Chuuya asked, worried more about Dazai's health condition than the other situation at hand.
"Of course I'm fine, my darling Chuuya." Dazai replied, gently kissing all over Chuuya's neck sending goosebumps down his spine. "Do I have to be high off of mushrooms to want to love you?"
That made immediately made Chuuya's face go red.
"Aw~ look at you blush, God your adorable." Dazai smirked, he was still a bit high but only just enough to erase his filter.
Chuuya was completely stunned, he simply laid there and watched Dazai as he started to unravel his clothes, placing kisses as he slowly got further down.
As Dazai got closer and closer to Chuuya's pants he could see something starting to grow slowly but surely...
"I didn't know Dazai had a girlfriend." Atsushi said, watching as more people start getting to work.
"I didn't either." Kunikida replied, writing something in his notebook. "I'm surprised someone actually managed to fall in love with that suicidal idiot."
"I dunno, he seems cool.. in his own way." Atsushi thought.
"And this is why my job is never done."
"Who are you?" Atsushi asked, looking the girl up and down. She appeared to be a doctor or maybe a scientist.
"I am Yosano Akiko, the Armed Detective Agency's physician." The girl grinned then asked, "So~ get hurt recently? If so I can make you all better."
"Oh, I'm fine actually." Atsushi replied, "Thank you though."
"Aw that's disappointing." Yosano replied, smirk fading. Atsushi seems very confused and clearly it was obvious when Kunikida answered the question that no one asked.
"Her power has to do with injuries, if you're close to dying she can bring you back." Kunikida finally glanced up for a moment. "It fits since she loves other people's pain. Basically she's sadistic."
Kunikida looked back over at the monitor next to him and immediately looked upset.
"Damn it, that Dazai is always screwing things up." Grumbled Kunikida, who was aggressively scribbling in his notebook.
"What's that, Kunikida?" Atsushi asked, tilting his head slightly like a curious cat.
"D-Dazai~" Chuuya groaned, clenching his still gloved hands into fists.
His arms had been chained to the bed along with his legs. Strangely e
"Yes Chuuya~ what is it?" Dazai smirked, sadistically curling his fingers.
"I'm so- so close-" Chuuya managed to say through intense moans.
Immediately Dazai stopped and took his fingers out, placing in Chuuya's panting mouth.
"Now, now, we can't have you finishing to soon." Dazai whispered into Chuuya's ear.
His hot breath lightly grazing Chuuya's ear, sending a shiver down his spine.
"So my beautiful Chuuya, what do you want?" Dazai was enjoying teasing his adorable ginger, he even had a sadistic glint in his eyes.
Chuuya noticed it but that made him want Dazai even more.
"P-please, Dazai, I need it- I need it so bad." Chuuya whined, which broke almost all of his pride. It was worth it though, it was all worth it in the end.
"I still don't know what you want." Dazai replied with a smug tone.
"Fuck- Fuck me Dazai please." Chuuya instantly responded.
Dazai grinned in response and started to take his pants off.
Chuuya watched as Dazai pulled his length out of his pants. He then smirked at the ginger and started to line up with Chuuya's hole.
"Three, two, one..." Dazai counted.
Instantly afterwards he pushed all the way in, holding back a moan from how tight the ginger was even after being prepped.
Chuuya couldn't stop the moans from forming and spilling out of his throat. Dazai's increasing pace wasn't helping that fact either.
He kept getting faster until he found the spot that made Chuuya scream just by getting close. Then he kept at a constant pace, in out, in out. It was sending lewd noises into the air, somehow turning Chuuya on even more.
They didn't bother to talk anymore, they were both way to caught up in the moment. Chuuya's moans, Dazai's hitched breathing, and the extremely lewd wet clapping sound that was echoing off the walls.
Dazai, starting to get fairly close, resituated himself on top of Chuuya with his hands on the gingers waist to hold himself up properly.
"God I love you Chuuya~" Dazai moaned quietly, hoping Chuuya didn't hear him. But Chuuya did hear him and was the straw for him, he almost immediately came at what Dazai said.
Chuuya started practically screaming with overstimulation, between Dazai still riding him like a horse and his climax, Chuuya's head was spinning in ecstasy.
A couple moments after Chuuya finished so did Dazai who softly cursed as he came into Chuuya.
Dazai instantly got up when he felt Chuuya go limp. He unchained Chuuya's arms and legs then rolled him over onto his back.
Dazai exhaled in relief when he saw Chuuya's chest rising and falling. His ginger had fallen asleep due to exhaustion.
He stood there for a few minutes watching Chuuya then started to clean both of them up.
Then he got back into bed and curled up next to Chuuya who would wake up and probably freak out at first but that didn't matter to Dazai.
He slowly fell asleep listening to Chuuya's soft breathing.